3rd chapter! Whoohoo-ish.

For some reason, I have a habit of ending the suffix '-ish' if I'm not sure of something ( Like I'm a good-ish person).

My other OC, Katz will play as a cameo/supporting role.

But she will die next chapter.

R&R!

"Now, little bunny, we have taken your idea into consideration, and we'll wait outside the bank in our van. Then, we spring out and take the bank. Before we park, anybody need anything for the heist?"

Everybody raises their hands.

Shifty moans. "Where to?"

Shifty and Lifty look at the list their cohorts created. It read;

Lots of ice cream!

A drum set

Barbed Wire

Whip cream

A bunch of Rodents

A keyboard

A baseball bat

A water slide

A bungee chord

Some type of semi-automatic weapon

Scotch

Lifty smiles. "Atleast thats some of the stuff they sell at Lumpy's fish market."

Shifty glares at him, puzzled, as he shifted gears to drive. He just shook his head. "Is there anything not sold at Lumpy's Fish market?" He inquires.

"Fish!" Lifty laughs.

The tires squeal when Shifty hits the breaks outside Lumpy's Fish market. Shifty leaps from the seat onto the sidewalk infront of The building. He looks up at the building, standing proud in the sky, cutting clouds. " 'Ey Shifty, you think this is what caught Laika?" Lifty jokes.

"And maybe they produced the world's first chihuahuas." Shifty mumbles sarcastically. Both walk through the stained glass doors. They stared in astonishment. There was a stockpile of miscellaneous things so large, they would last 'til the oceans are a multicolored puddle in a globe-covering desert. They could hear a myriad of sounds, from little children screaming for their parents, to Heavy metal in Russian, German, and Japanese, to the croaks of content frogs. Lifty and Shifty looks at each other and begin snickering; This was going to be fun.

Shifty and Lifty leaped onto a cart and sped away, greedily grabbing things off the shelf into the cart. Finally, the cart began to slow from the weight. Shifty glared at the wheels of the shopping cart warp with dismay "Aw shit!" he swears. A wheel pops off, and strikes a generic tree friend in the back of the neck, killing him. The cart rolls, and it's contents, living included, are jettisoned into the air. Shifty bounced into a crevasse inbetween the aisles. He glances around in the darkness. "Hey, who's there? I will jack you up!" he threatens. He swings his fists around, nailing someone in their stomach.

"Brotherly love my ass!" Lifty whails, rolling on the ground in excruciating pain. A Shifty could see another pair of eyes looming over Lifty.

"Hey you want NBC? Yeah, I gots Nuclear, Biological, Chemical. Or a Fritzl kid. Kersten just came outta 'er coma! Or maybe a kidney stone, you want one of 'em?" they ask. Shifty just smiles, and drags his brother into the light away from the pick-pocket. "Noes! Don't go out there, I can't tolerate UV radiation! Really, come back here friends!" the eyes plead.

"Oh well, Lets get the crap and leave." He mutters. Lifty sits up, grabs a conveniently placed bottle of scotch, and downs it in one gulp.

" 'Eh, I'm ready." He groans. He grabs another conveniently placed object, this time a shopping cart. He uses the cart as a crutch to stand. He smiles. They take off through the store, grabbing their supplies (and a few other things).

Lifty steers the cart towards the cash register seconds later, when Shifty shouts, "STOP THE CART CUMWAD!". Lifty skids on his heels for a moment before the cart comes to a stop.

"What is it, Brother Dearest?" Lifty asks, frustrated.

"We don't have the Ice cream!" He yells.

"Where is it, 'cause I sure di'n't see it!" he demands.

"Well put Ice cream with the fish." Shifty groans. "It was stupid to believe it would've been that easy!"

"Well you can check ice cream off that list." comes a loud, depressed moan from behind them. They turn to see a bear standing behind them. She gives a half-smile as if she was force to. "My name is Livvy Ivy Gagan and I think I can help you find Ice cream."

"Well, thanks. Where is it?" Shifty asks impatiently.

Livvy simply points at a mounted skeleton of a shark. " 'Es under the Jaws of the skeleton. Below the flight recorder boxes." Shifty smiles and nods.

"Thanks." and with that, Lifty had the cart rolling over to the shark skeleton. Shifty leans out of the cart and loads the cartons in.

They ride up to the cash register. Lumpy stands smiling. He looks down on an index card. "Now lo-ad your groceries onto the convey-ar-er belt." he reads aloud. "Run it over the scanner, and watch out for shoplifters. Ex; Watch out for Shifty and Lif-" He looks up from his card and sees that Shifty and Lifty disappeared with stolen items. He thinks for a moment, he looks over the counter, then runs in a circle, screaming "Shoplifter! Shoplifters." Katz, a red squirrel awakens to this. She glances around quickly, then sprints over to the register.

"What is it, Lumps?" she asks.

"Shoplifters! Shoplifters, Lifty and Shifty!" he yells hysterically. She salutes him then runs into the parking lot.

She searches the lot with her eyes. She spots the purple van driving towards her. She leaps into the street, her hand out stretched. "Halt, theives!" Shifty squints to see Katz in the middle of the road. Shifty screams and swerves, narrowly dodging Katz, and running through a barbed wire fence. She smirks. " 'Em stupid capitolists won't get very far." Almost as if her praise was a magnet, a bottle of scotch flies from the Van and strikes Katz in the face. She flops around in agony on the street, face covered in broken glass and alcohol.

The sun is almost finished dawning when the Kleptomaniacs return to the park. Pippy leaps onto the side of the van. "Oy, where ye been all this time?" she demands.

Shifty dangles the list in front of her face. "What did'ya think?" he snarks.

Hallow walks up to the window. "So did you get everything?" Shifty pulls his hair back. Lifty just shakes his head.

"I am not thinking of what my brother is, there is no twin telepathy..." he repeats to himself.

"Well," Shifty says in a matter-of-factly voice. "After this goes down, I still have to get one thing, and you could be that one thing." Hallow just glares at him, slightly bewildered, but mostly unimpressed.

"Great for me..." she grumbles.

Sparky looks around, desperate for electricity. She rocks herself back and forth, in a last ditch effort to calm herself down. She spies the hood of the van. She inconspicuously pries it open, and pulls some wires from their sockets. The electricity flowing through her was a relief. She smiles, giggling to herself.

Later, everyone had piled into the van, and Shifty was trying to start it, with no avail. He grunts, and gets out of the car. He opens the back where everybody was sitting. "Alright, the batteries' busted. Three of you will have to pull it." Sparky raises her hand.

"I will, I will!" she chants obsessively.

Pippy volunteers. "I'll join. This Van'll go faster than it's e'er gone." Shade reaches into Fritz's pocket, and grabs some loose change. Fritz suddenly take notice, and raises his arm to strike him. Crack grabs him by the wrist, and declares, "Hey Hobo wants to join!"

Fritz sighs. 'Well, then get to work!" Lifty commands.

Fritz looks at Pippy and Sparky eagerly puling on their tethers. Shifty yells from the window, "Mush!" Pippy and Sparky shoot off like fireworks, while Fritz flies back into the bumper of the van. He cries under his breath, "What is wrong with you two!?"

Sparky smiles and an electric-yellow colored light shines from her mouth. " 'Same could be asked about you!" she scolds. Minutes later, the two stop infront of the bank, and the van comes to a comtained stop behind them. Fritz was now lying just below the bumper and radiator. Blood dribbled from his nose. He knew they'd enter soon, so he just lay bleeding in his own blood, asleep. "I hate you, deadliving" he moans.

Alright, sorta a random chapter, not every OC was featured prominently.

Katz will be a supporting character killed off quickly.

Not the case in the next chapter. Just review.

Flakyfan55, the glow shining from Sparky's mouth, I sort of thought it might be like electricity had made a light shine from her mouth.

If you have any problems with it leave it in the review or PM me.

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I won't be updating for a while, I have other priorities to attend to, as well as Fic press.

Review, Good night, and

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