LOL!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Emmett: HELL YA DON'T!
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
MOMMY!
Esseemee says:
yeah whats up Em?
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
Daddy gone mad!
Esseemee says:
excuse mee??????? what do you mean " gone mad"
?
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
he is sayin' about that he is going to take my jeep
Mad i tell you!
Esseemee says:
what did you do t s time ?!?!?!?!
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
well...
Esseemee says:
OMG!!
im worried already!
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
Rosie said i couldn't eat human f d and i said why and she said go ask Carlisle so i went to his office and there was his pc on and i got Bored waiting so i logged on and changed some guy called Eric Yorkie's medical history to has erictile disfunction and i got caught so he said he is taking my jeep!
STOP HIM MOMMY
Esseemee says:
EMMET FOR WHAT YOU DID I WILL T STOP HIM TAKING YOUR JEEP AWAY
but explain your name to me
~I Fight Meh Food~ says:
i fight my f d! Espically the grizzlys grrr
RAWR
Esseemee says:
okay way to be subtle
~I Fight Meh F d~ has logged out.
Esseemee says:
OMG!!! *shakes head disapontedly about her son
*
~I'm A Fairy Princess~ Has logged in.
~Esseemee~ has logged out
~I'm A Fairy Princess~ says:
WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME?????????????????
EMMETT I KN0W YOUR THERE!
Damn I'm talking to myself again
~I'm A Fairy Princess~ Has Changed His Name To ~The C l Cullen~
~#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy c l~ has logged in
~The Cool Cullen~ says:
hi
do you know where Bella is?
i lost her while taking an aftern n nap
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
okkaayy *confused*
yeah Emmet gave her some "Happy Juice" (Vodka) so is running round the house like a lunatik
~The Cool Cullen~ says:
O.O
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
please come and get her
not ng will calm her down
~The Cool Cullen~ says:
Stupid Emmett!!
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
YES VERY STUPID EMMET
~The Cool Cullen~ Has Logged Out.
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
yeah dance party time
*DANCE'S DANCE'S DANC'ES*
~IFeelYou~ Has logged in.
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
ohh *l ks sad*
~IFeelYou~ says:
bad timing?
#1 Docter and Daddy,Daddy cool says:
hello no
~IFeelYou~ says:
ok hi
~#1 Docter and Daddy, Daddy c l~ has logged out
~IFeelYou~ says:
did Emmett change your name aswell cus its pretty gay!
La
... says:
you are never alone
~IFeelYou~ says:
WHO SAID THAT?
SHOW YOURSELF!
HHHEEELLLPPP !11
... says:
why do you need help young grass hopper?
~IFeelYou~ says:
ITS BACK
HHHEEELLLPPP
:
~THE PREETY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN~ has logged in
~IFeelYou~ says:
ROSE ITS COMING FOR ME!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
what is wait i dont get your name who is t s
~IFeelYou~ says:
ITS JASPER YOU STUPID BIMBO!
HEELP ITS GONNA EAT ME!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
ok then and HAY
~IFeelYou~ says:
*RUNS IN CIRCLES SCREAMING*
HELP ME!
AAAAAHHHHHHH
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
Emmet changed my name
WHAT IS GUNNA EAT YOU JAZZ
~IFeelYou~ says:
THE VOICE!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
WHAT VOICE?
~IFeelYou~ says:
THAT VOICE THT SPEAKS TO ME WHEN IM ALONE
LOG OUT AND IT WILL SPEAK TO ME!
IM SCARED ROSIE
!!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
i t nk your hullusaniting again Jasper
and how many times do i have to tell you DONT CALL ME ROSIE OR I WILL BECOME THE VOICE IN HEAD JASPER UNDERSTAND
?
understand me Jasper?
~IFeelYou~ says:
AHHH
ROSIE IS THE SCARY VOICE!
AALLICCEE
~IFeelYou~ Has Ran away.
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
no i am not but i will become it if you dont STOP CALLING ME ROSIE
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ Has Logged in.
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ Says:
Rosie baby!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
Emmet why the name
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ says:
i thought it suited
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
and how many time's do i have to say to not call me Rosie
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ says:
ahh babes you let me call you Rosie in bed
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
yes in bed thats diffrent
whe talked about that didn't we
and would please mind explain why you changed my name not that i dont like it but i wont to know why
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ says:
'cus your pretty!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
awwwww thanx babbes your the Best
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ says:
Does that mean i get some tonight?
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
yes Emmet!
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ says:
YYEESS
~Rosie'sLittleFuckToy~ Has Logged Out.
... says:
Hello Rosalie Lillian Hale
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
what how are you?
... says:
i am very g d thank you for your concern
how about you?
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
right now thats over WHO are you
?
~LonelyLamb~ Has Logged in.
~LonelyLamb~ Says:
hi
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
oh hello sorry im back
~LonelyLamb~ says:
ok
wats with the name?
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
Emmet
~LonelyLamb~ says:
ok
ok so get this,
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
go one
~LonelyLamb~ says:
i hacked into Eric Yorkie that kid from our sch ls medical history and found out he has an erectile disfunction!
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
no that was Emmet as well he changed it cus he was thats why Carlisle t k away the jeep!
~LonelyLamb~ says:
h
THE PRETTY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN says:
g2g now byex
~LonelyLamb~ says:
bye
~THE PREETY ROSE IN THE ROSE GARDEN~ has logged out
... says:
hello there
surpirse surpirse
~LonelyLamb~ says:
heya
... says:
how are you
~LonelyLamb~ says:
i'm gd you?
~yummymumma~ has logged in
~yummymumma~ Says:
hey
dont ask about the name Carlilse changed it
~LonelyLamb~ says:
rriiiggghhhttt
yummymumma says:
so what you up to?
~LonelyLamb~ Logs off.
... says:
this is the part where you run away
yummymumma says:
erm no dont t mk so
... says:
just go!
yummymumma says:
umm na!
... says:
OH MY CARLISLE SHE IS FEARLESS!
... Runs away screaming
yummymumma says:
YEAH I AM
im awsome
i better change my name
yummymumma has changed her name to Esme the fearless
Esme the fearless says:
yeah im awsome i defeted the ... guy
... says:
but you are afraid of Emmett and his disturbed mind though!
Esme the fearless says:
um not really you get uset to it
... says:
wat about Jasper hyper?
Esme the fearless says:
same you get used to it
... says:
ok summin' that never happens!
ALICE GONE EMO!
Esme the fearless says:
no that would make me lagh that would e quite funny
... says:
Esme, Emmett broke your new vase!
Esme the fearless says:
okay brb he has to pay
... says:
i know how to get her to leave
he didnt really!
MWAHAHAHA
Shit your still herre!
bye
... Has logged out.
Esme the fearless says:
I am not amused!