A/N: Yuppers, this prompt is my own. You can find it on my profile if you wish to take it. *scowls* Looking through this...I've neglected Jimbei a bit...and suggested quite a lot of Crocodile/Robin, methinks.*shrugs*
Enjoy!
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Superficial
"You worry too little, you selfish brat," Granny Nyon said in resignation as Hancock resolutely continued brushing her hair.
Complexity
When honestly asked why Fishmen babies didn't end up as a new breed of aquatic life due to mixed genes, Jimbei had honestly no clue how to answer.
Harridan
With Vice-Admiral Tsuru breathing down his neck, Doflamingo quickly reconsidered the idea of making Moria paw lewdly at Mihawk and then watch and laugh as all hell broke loose.
Locust
Being on the beck and call of the World Government, at any given moment in time, any one of them could swoop down and leave a dreadful trail of destruction in their wake.
Consequential
Grudgingly, Blackbeard supposed that a face full of his own cherry pie was a suitable punishment for calling the Pirate Empress a "cutie" within earshot of the tempestuous bawd herself.
Damned
When woken by a tentative, skittish, and very much bruised Absalom, Moria's first thought was that even if it was the last thing he did, he was going to send the Straw-hats to the deepest depths of hell and watch them burn with relish.
Blessed
After much deliberation, many of the Shichibukai had come to the conclusion that Straw-hat Luffy had some sort of guardian angel and, upon hearing this; Hancock could help but wish his older brother did too.
Quixote
"He's jabbering about windmills again," Lafitte needlessly informed Van Auger as they watched their drunken captain stagger around.
Endpage
Thick fingers traced slowly over tear-smudged psalms, reminders of an overly large boy, too strong for his own good, chased from his homeland before his parents were cold in their graves.
Susurrus
Sometimes, the only warning she ever got was a whisper of sand before his hook teased her hip and a hot, dry mouth brushed against her dark hair.
Marketed
Doflamingo never actually questioned why the World Government allowed his much-abhorred slave business to continue; that is, until he walked in on Sengoku, looking like a deer caught in the headlights, with a nubile dancer girl firmly ensconced in his lap.
Unexpected
If Mihawk was surprised to see Roronoa Zoro stuck upside down in a chimney; it was nothing compared to how he felt when he witnessed a leggy blond cook dart over to the swordsman, steal his pants, and flee across the rooftops holding aloft his prize and cackling like a mad goose.
Calamity
It's always the quite ones, Blackbeard mused when he noticed that Kuma did, in fact, enjoy stirring things up.
Fresco
Crocodile watched with dark amusement as an island native almost swallowed his tongue in shock when Robin grew arms like the Goddess depicted on the temple wall, and subsequently snapped the man's back in half.
Tango
Mihawk had never been much inclined to dance, but damn, Shanks had obviously slipped him a few strong ones if he was allowing himself to be led around and dipped out on deck in the light of the moon.
Colloquial
A near heart-stopping glare and a slap told him instantly he'd gone too far and been much too forward in his mannerisms and speech.
Matrimony
It was hardly well-received when Moria suggested that Kuma recite the wedding rites when Crocodile and Doflamingo, quite literally, came out of the closet together, flushed and sweaty.
Philanthropy
Long after his pious late mother's false promises of sympathy and kindness in the world died in his head and heart, Kuma still carried his well-thumbed bible everywhere he went.
Cadaver
Moria was disgusted when it became more and more apparent that Hogback was a necrophiliac—just look at the way he slavered over Cindry-chan—and would have gladly eradicated him were the doctor's unearthly skills not so direly needed.
Release
To no avail did Sarquiss beg that Doflamingo relinquished his freakish power over him and spare Bellamy's life; indeed it only amused the feathered maniac further.
Lullaby
He never told the last Oharan that his only reason for having her taught how to play piano was to help him fall asleep easier at night.
Spaced
Kuma supposed it was a good thing that he was usually solitary by nature; it meant no one would bother him and thus he could spend as long as he wanted thinking of the violet-haired Okama Queen in her luscious female form.
Risqué
Swaying her hips sensually, Hancock slowly opened her robe and smiled coyly when Portgas grinned and dropped to his knees to worship her.
Ashen
Doc Q fell from Stronger's back once more with a sickening thud but Blackbeard was quick to hoist his pale, sickly nakama onto his horse again.
Jugular
Hancock knew that if the opportunity ever arose, she would not kill Doflamingo by turning him to stone and smashing him; no, a knife held to his throat sounded so much more appealing.
Viridian
Miss AllSunday must have convinced Mr. Zero that minks somewhere on the Grandline had green fur because Bon Kurei was still alive and kicking after having played his little prank with the coat.
Mute
Though the other prisoners taunted him, flinging words of acidic slime that clung to his skin, Jimbei took comfort in the silent young man chained beside him.
Xenia
"So they're plant men?" Doflamingo asked the slave dealer as he leaned in with a smirk towards the quivering leafy humanoids in the cage.
Migraine
Sengoku put his head in his hands and Tsuru wordlessly took out aspirin when yet another squabble erupted between the less mature of the Shichibukai.
Brilliance
Upon the bright beam of destructive light issuing from the Pacisifista's open maw, Mihawk indulged in a private eye roll at the theatrics of it all.
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So yeah, this is a message to Jflower:
Well here it is; your request in full bloom. Thanks for the reminder, but some of these sentences are set before he gave up the auction house, so it's all good right? :D Haha, yeah, I don't actually think he's gay either...*little voice in back of head* 'Yes you do'. *to self* Oh shut up. *to Jflower* Anyhoo, hope you enjoyed. ^^'