- I may be off the right path of a true crossover. Can't incorporate characters from both series, argghhh! *sigh*
This is a little fic about Raito trying to stop Sayu from creating trouble and ends up with the trouble himself. L is no longer the L in DN. You'll have to read to find out. And Gaku? He's a salesman, so he's out there trying to reach his quota. I don't see too many interactions of the Yagami siblings across the site so.. and slight yaoi with the boys, okay maybe not so slight but nothing too drastic though. Expect ooc-ness and silliness. No real plot really, maybe just the 3 days trial period. And yes, I know the AB original story didn't begin like this. This is AU, or something like that. Ready? Absolutely?
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Girlfriend?
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Day 1
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Sayu shuts the main door to the house nervously. She puts the extended chained stopper lock and bolts to triple lock the door. No one is home but someone will be soon. She must get rid of the mess quickly before there is a chance for anyone to find out.
The teenage girl was surfing on the net the other day browsing through forums about discussions on relationships. Some rather intense topics made her blush and had her hands covering her eyes, even though the debates were in text form only. There was a pop up box about a 3-day trial of having a boyfriend free of charge. (Most of us would wisely close the damn box, wouldn't we?) Being young and inexperienced, she was most curious. Hey, it was for free.
A parcel larger than her bathtub now stands erect at the living room. The girl has just acknowledged receipt of it from two strange looking men. Unwrapping it as quickly as she can with trembling hands, she comes face to face with a male inside the box. Black hair, average build and ordinary looking are safe features to make sure he doesn't stand out from the rest of the population, even though it will only be for 3 days. His eyes are closed. It almost feels like this is a corpse but she understands it is not a real human. Her heart is also thumping loudly from a riot of excitement and anxiety.
There is a thick operating manual to show how this doll functions. She blushes furiously when she skims through the FAQ's and catches one of the questions - Will I get pregnant from using the product? She plans to backtrack later, out of curiosity of course. Now, back to business. Where is the Quick Setup section? Her eyes are too busy on the page and she has missed the silhouette entering her peripheral vision.
"'Kronos Heaven'? What is this?"
Sayu drops the manual in shock, frozen at her brother's calm and dangerous voice.
"Nii- nii-chan! Uh..uh, welcome home.." Sayu stands on tiptoe, trying to hide the figure doll behind her small frame. She winces at her own high-pitched voice. Her face is on fire.
Raito isn't stupid. The way the front door is secured already tells him something is amiss. He had feared for a burglar intruding into their house. The alternate route is through the backyard door, which stays minimally guarded.
No burglar. Instead, he finds this. His sister's futile attempt at concealing the gigantic package was a laugh. It is as obvious as trying to cover up the whole refrigerator with a hand towel.
"Step. Aside." Each word is a hammering punch.
There is no use trying to hide anything from the boy genius. Sayu risks losing his much needed support with her school assignments and potentially gaining an unwanted confrontation with their parents, if she doesn't find a way to recruit him to her cause.
The 15-year-old spills out everything, emphasizing on the point that this is a doll and can cause no harm.
"No. Return this..this thing. At once."
"Niii-chaaan!"
"It won't work. Don't bother. Get rid of it now and I won't tell Dad."
"But aren't you at least curious? I haven't even finished unwrapping! It's a terrible waste if I don't take a good look!"
Raito glowers ominously and folds his arms, tapping one foot impatiently.
"It's not like I can date you! Do you expect me to just pick on any random guy?"
"Sayu, what are you saying? This is still wrong!"
"Why? Is curiosity a bad thing? I..I just want to know what it feels like to have a boyfriend! You already have Misa, that's why you can talk that way!"
"Misa? I don't even like her!"
Sayu is not getting anywhere with this. She needs a different approach.
"Niiii-chan.." Sayu puts on her best puppy face. "This is just for 3 days. It's the weekend. I promise to do all my homework. I'll return him before the deadline."
"No."
"You're so mean." She just so happened to find the way to activate the figure, before the manual was spooked out of her hands. If she could just make the doll move, he should be able to fight his way through. He is as tall as Raito. Plus, being a doll should have his reflexes being superhuman. To her, the fight has been won before it got started. She just needs to distract her brother a little.
"Nii-chan . . remember we used to wash each other's back, when we were small?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"Then Mom started to say we're not children anymore. I miss our closeness."
"Sayu, we've both been growing up. It would have been awkward if we did continue the practice."
"Exactly." The little sister nods. "It would be awkward. Could you find a better way to make it less so? This figure here makes it possible."
"Still.." Raito reconsiders carefully, as the disbelief of discovering a human size figure at their very home begins to fade away. Basically, Sayu is planning to play with a doll, only that it is not Barbie, but Ken in 1:1 ratio to a real person. He finds her reasoning plausible. It is not like he can let his own sister 'explore' on himself, whatever ways she has in mind. There are some concerns though.
"Sayu, before I agree, I need to learn more about this figure. Give me a moment."
The older brother bends to retrieve the manual, flips through pages, reads briefly and hmms a few times. The sister watches with increasing interest when Raito starts unwrapping the doll. He runs his hands over the figure, starting with its head.
Raito is examining the humanlike object with his hands exploring the texture and structure. It feels like practicing on a first aid doll, except that the skin is smooth and feels real. His chest..nipples! Are they really necessary? Frowning, he reaches further below without unwrapping the covering material to have his hand meeting what he dreads. A sizable penis. He has competition.
Sayu's blush has returned upon seeing her brother dipping low to check out the doll. There is a flash of a dazed look on his face before it disappears. His hand lingers for a silent moment before all hell breaks loose.
There is a series of audible creaking and snapping noises from the box. It appears that the examination has loosened up the wrappings and stretched them to the breaking point. The doll begins to topple, fast. If Raito plans to retain his arm, he has to use his other arm to grip the doll against him. There is no time to untangle his hand away. He has no idea how heavy the doll weights so it is a safe bet to land sideways to minimize the damage to both. The goods should be returned in good conditions. Last but most important of all, their lips have met, however briefly.
Enough to activate the figure.
It opens its eyes, skin warming rapidly, smiles and greets, "Hello, girlfriend."
The glower Raito gives could melt through the doll's head, if it were physically possible.
"Do I look like a girl to you?"
The man figure stares innocently. It begins to slide its hands onto Raito's chest, pausing there, as if analyzing something.
"From the pitch of your voice and the absence of breasts, I would say you are not the typical female, girlfriend. You are a special one."
Unprepared for the intrusion into his privacy and very much aware of their compromising position, Raito keeps his anger in check and glares at Sayu. The girl has her hand covering her gaping mouth as she doubles over with hardly suppressed laughter, curling into a ball and rolling on the sofa.
"You do not touch people like that. It is impolite."
"Whatever my girlfriend says." The male figure shrugs, still in his half naked state, with Raito's hand against his privates. "Ah. I must have kept you waiting. Let's have sex! I'm ready."
To highlight his point, his organ stiffens instantly within Raito's grip.
"Like Hell I would!" That has embarrassed the student more than he is willing to let on. The wrapping material is still clung around the doll's abdomen and hips and because of the recent swelling underneath to occupy the free space, Raito is struggling to extract his hand by tearing at the wrapping with his other hand.
Seeing a shade of pink appearing on the human's cheeks, the figure cups a flushing cheek and leans in for a kiss. The ring with an orb at the center with a swirly cloud and wing design surrounding it has registered the mood of the person. Two conflicting colors of blue (angry) and pink (pleasure). It is the blue hue that stops the doll from advancing.
"Have I made you angry, girlfriend?"
"Why yes! But no! Stop calling me 'girlfriend'." Successful in freeing his hand, Raito has an overwhelming itch in his fist to sink it into that irritating face.
"My girlfriend, what's your name?"
"NOT your girlfriend! It's Raito. Remember that." It appears that the figure/robot/A.I. is too dense to understand his simple request.
"Raito. I will hold that in my heart. That's a beautiful name. As pretty as you are."
It is only by reminding himself repeatedly this product must be returned that Raito manages to restrain himself from taking drastic actions, like tearing the figure apart inch by inch. He readjusts and stays cross-legged on the floor, gripping his fingers tight, evening his breathing and attempting to think clearly. What's the point of getting angry with a robot? There must be a way to work this out. Now that he is the one who turned him on, he has the situation under control with Sayu. He smiles, finally pleased.
The male doll has unwrapped himself, becoming completely naked, and crawls towards the student. He places his ringed hand onto Raito's balled fist to assess his mood again. A tinge of red (happy) has appeared. He is on all fours, smiling.
"What are you?" No matter what this thing is, it makes sense to understand it better.
"I'm your boyfriend, Raito. Please give me a name too."
"You don't have a name?"
"I live only for you. My name shall be at your choosing."
"Like Hell." Raito mutters to himself. The doll gives him creepy goosebumps. What was Sayu thinking when she signed up for this free trial?
"Like 'L'? L? Is that my name?"
"Yeah, L." The teenager shrugs without a care. Let the mistake remain just that. It is not important enough to demand for any serious thoughts. This whole mess has been a mistake to begin with.
Sayu is coming out of her giggling fits at last. With her jaw dropping open again, she gawks at the unusual sight before her, at a safe distance from the sofa. A clothed model student versus a nude male figure. Her brother must be boiling now at her for putting him at such an embarrassing position. She cringes just as badly as she blushes. She cannot deny the hotness of the situation. Her gaze gradually shifts to the naked goodness, particularly when his perched body slants forward for a kiss. While her eyes travel on the smooth pale form, she blinks rapidly at a spot much, much lower.
"Stop, stop!" Raito pushes L's face away as he kicks him in the groin. His knee tells him the tissue there is still very solid. "God, why are you still.."
"I'm the Nightly Lover series and I'm always ready on demand."
"Well, I demand that you make it go away, this instant."
Raito stands up in fluid motions, brushing off imaginary dust, to stand before Sayu with arms akimbo. So does L.
The young girl almost looks glazed over and continues to flush colorfully, exhausting the shades of red in existence. She has gotten a very close up view of something she has never seen.
Alarmed, Raito pivots on one foot and glares at L, effectively blocking the damning view and coming very close to the other's nakedness.
"Sayu. To your room."
"But.."
"Now."
The younger sister dares not push it any further. She shuffles reluctantly towards the stairs, glancing backwards now and then. Raito circles around L to shield him from her, quickly calculating the angles that are most effective.
"Is there anything I could do for you? I want to make you happy, Raito."
"Oh yes. I want you to disappear. That will make me very happy!"
"I'm very sorry, Raito. That is not in my list of features. But I can run very fast. Do you want me to do that?"
Bad consequence. When L is eventually caught, he will no doubt tell the police he did it for Raito and they will trace back to this address. The Chief of Police will be very unhappy when he learns of it. Explaining it as his sister's fault would in turn reflect badly on his own sense of responsibility. Isn't he the perfect son?
Great, he is now officially an accomplice in this silly trial, all because of his sister.
"Stay then. Help me with the mess here. I'll give you some clothes. Get dressed. And I don't want to repeat myself. Make that disappear, or I'll seriously consider chopping it off." Raito will check into this company and return the product as early as possible.
Sayu's cell phone rings. Her voice is clear across the silent house.
'Hello?' A pause.
'Well, I don't know. I'm not the customer here. My brother's the one using him and he seems excited about it. Oh, pick him up in 3 days. I don't care.' The phone is then snapped shut.
"Sayu!!" The not-so-excited brother shouts up the stairs.
"Well, please enjoy me for 3 days, Raito."
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Note: Errr..it may seem like a senseless story (as it is intended). Indeed, it is pointless. L is in Night's place, as you can see. Where does the rest lead to? Nowhere, really. The line is pretty open. Any suggestions? But since there will be 2 more days, so 2 more chapters. Finally, I got to know how many chapters I will have in a story!