Edward and Bella went into the woods to have a picnic. "I am happy" Bella said as she smiled at Edward. "I am vampire" Edward said as he smiled at Bella. They giggled like gigglers would on Sunday morning because it was Sunday morning and they were giggling. Bella bit into one of the hot dogs they had packed. Edward winced. The wind picked up and the trees blowed open. Light came pouring in. Edward sparkled and Bella bit her lip. "Edward" Bella said, "I want to-"
"Play... 'pokemon'?" Edward gleamed. Bella nodded and bit her lip. Edward began to unbutton his pristine fly. "I choose you," Edward said, with very little callous in his voice,
"Metapod!" Edward revealed his Metapod. Bella bit her lip. "Metapod" Edward commanded "Use Harden!" Bella bit her lip as Edwards glimmering Metapod slowly, yet quickly hardened.
"Not so fast!" came a voice from nowhere. Jakob jumped onto the seen, his Weedle already out and ready for action. "Bella! I will show you that my Pokemon is faster and stronger! Weedle, use String Shot!" Jakob shot a wad of sticky web all over Edward's Metapod. It's super effective! Edwards Metapod no longer shimmered in the sun. Edward tried using Harden again but it was too late, Metapod had fainted. Bella didn't know what to do so she bit her lip.