A/N: Thank you guys so much for your reviews! I really didn't plan on this to continue after the first chapter, but I guess it writes itself. I'll try to keep the chapters coming at least once a week.

I sat in the truck and watched Skylar sleep. She, Hunter and I were on our way to Dallas for the next episode of RAW. He was driving the Ford, I was sitting next to the window, and Skye was sleeping on my chest quietly. She had been staring out the window at the passing landscape and finally fell asleep after two hours. Two hours of looking out the window and singing to the songs on her iPod. Apparently, it was her favorite pastime.

Skye and I had gotten to know each other even better. Hunter didn't exactly want to get to know her. He was convinced that there was something medically wrong with her and Andy. But the more I got to know about Skye, her quirks, her irrational fears (such as Snuggies), and her many obsessions, the more I liked her. She was so unlike the other Divas, who focused themselves on clothes, makeup, and sex. Skye just wanted to be happy and with people she liked.

"This isn't a good idea," Hunter said from the wheel.

"What?" I asked, turning my head carefully so I wouldn't wake Skye. That was the last thing we needed on an eight hour car ride.

"Having her around," he said, pointing. "She's insane."

I looked down at her. She was breathing softly, still sleeping while the little black headphones pumped music in her ears.

"Yeah Hunt," I said smirking. "Evil."

"No really," he said. "She's the weirdest person I've ever met. Okay, maybe Jeff is the weirdest, but she's up there."

"Uh-huh," I said, still smiling.

"Okay, you want examples?" he said, frowning at the road.

"It'd be nice."

"Well, one time we were at a pet store she begged Randy and I to take her too, and the dogs loved her."

"Yep. That's Satan's child," I said.

"Will you just listen?" he said angrily. "Anyways, the puppies kept sniffing her pockets, and Randy asked her why. She said it was probably because of the bacon in there."

"Bacon?"

"Yeah. When we asked why she had bacon in her pocket, she told us she was saving it for later." I laughed. That sounded like something Skylar would do.

"Okay, so she's a little different, but that doesn't mean she's evil."

"Just wait," Hunter said. "She's going to drive you crazy, one way or another."

"YEEAAAAAH! THIS SEX IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRE!" Skye yelled, not moving from my chest. She continued to hum for another forty five seconds then sat up and took her headphones out, looking straight ahead.

"Song over?"Hunter asked sarcastically.

"Nope," she said stretching. "Batteries been dead for twenty minutes." Hunter gave me a knowing look. "Where are we?"

"We're going through Texarkana," I said. She stared at me.

"Explain," she said, giving me a slight frown.

"We're in Texarkana," I said again. "That's the best explanation I've got."

"So, we're in Texas and Arkansas?"

"No, Texarkana is a city," I said.

"Right," she said. "You know what Sparky, I may be stupid, but there's one thing I'm not, and that's stupid. Now where are we?"

I pulled out the map and showed her. "There you go," I said. "Texarkana."

"Cool!" she said. "Hey guys, guess what?"

"We don't care," Hunter said.

"I just had the weirdest dream!" she said, ignoring him. Instantly, she launched into one of her long, fast paced stories. "Okay, so you guys, me, Randy, Evan, Dave and Rey were all hanging around at a park. I was swinging on the swings and Shawn, you were pushing me. Then I got bored and drug you to the sand box to play with me and Hunter and Evan and Rey and we were building this huge tower and it was so big we could walk in it!"

She kept going on and on while Hunter and I ignored her. We both knew that as long as we pretended to listen, she'd be happy. She went on and on while some strange song played on the radio. It was talking about fireflies and insomnia. I really didn't understand today's pop culture or pop music in general, but this song had a nice beat and the synth sounded really nice.

"...and that's when it hit me! Pedophiles."

"What?" Hunter and I said at the same time, turning to face her.

"Yeah!" she said. "Dave and Hunter are pedophiles! And that's why we had to get Evan and Rey out of there. Because Hunter wants to rape them. Mainly Evan."

"I do not want to rape Evan, Skye," Hunter said, shaking his head.

"Sure you do," she said seriously. "And Dave is sexually frustrated about Rey. That's the REAL reason he's mad at him. Because he won't suck his balls anymore."

"Skylar Anne DiBiase. Dave does not want Rey and I sure as hell don't want Evan," Hunter said parking the truck at the arena. Other superstars were walking to the front as we climbed out of the car.

"Don't fight it Hunt," she said, folding her arms across her chest. We started walking.

"There's nothing to fight! I'm not gay and I don't want him!"

"YOU WANT EVAN'S TIGHT ASS AND DON'T YOU DENY IT!" she yelled, stamping her feet on the ground. Everyone within a twenty foot radius of us turned and stared. I saw Evan up ahead, running quickly to the doors.

"No, it's okay kid, we're not gonna-" I stopped when he slammed the door behind him.

"Skye, please," Hunter begged.

"No, not until you admit that you want him and you're just afraid of his brother Jason!"

"Skye I- wait, what?"

"His brother, Jason," she said, giving him an innocent stare.

"Jason... as in Jason Bourne?" I asked. She nodded. "Skye, Jason Bourne isn't a real person and he's not Evan's brother."

"Yeah he is," she said. "They have the same last name."

"No Skye," I said softly. "Evan's last name isn't really Bourne. And Jason isn't a real person."

"He's not?" she asked. "But, he added me on Facebook! And I agreed to meet him in Colorado...I thought he was real."

"That's okay Skye," I said throwing an arm around her, guiding her through the doors. "We're gonna get you some medication."