AN - I had to. I really did. Even the most full-on Twilight fans must admit that they can still make fun of it.... musn't they?
FARRRY - Thanks for the advice on the format. I'm working on it now but won't be able to actually change it until next month. :( Thanks for loving it. :D
Biology. One of the most torturous classes in history. I don't know how I've survived for so long. I think it's because I'm always sleeping. Well, I was, but that was before she came.
When she walked into the room it was like a scene from Twilight. The new girl comes into a new school and walks into her new room. The only seat left is next to that boy.
Yes, that was exactly it. She came in and sat down next to him. He glared with such intensity that I feared for her life. Then I realized he was probably constipated again.
The poor guy, an insomniac too. That's why his hair was just so awful. He would toss and turn all night trying to sleep and then his brush would snap in the morning when he tried to straighten it out.
I know sound like a stalker but I'm really not. This is all common knowledge. Every now and then he'll a fit. I don't know what's wrong with him but he spills all his personal secrets every time. I can't imagine how embarrassing that would be. Point is, I'm not a stalker.
So she sat down and of course didn't know he was constipated. To her he just looked really mad. - Why he was trying to take a dump in the middle of class, we'll never know. They introduced themselves and it was instant love. I can tell with these things. He glared at her and she was petrified. You see, they were meant to be together.
I watched them for the next few lessons. It was breathtaking, like watching a romance movie. The hate and fear just emanated from them. And we all know 'There is a thin line between love and hate.'
Then one day I was out doing a little shopping. A little turned into a lot and before you could say high heeled shoes I'd spent the whole day and all my money.
On the drive back I saw them. Or more accurately, I saw his car and she just had to be in it. I followed them to her house. She got out and it was obvious they were in love, even after just a few hours together.
After that night they started arriving at school together. He smiled all the time now. It was so different from his usual glare. She soon drifted away from her friends. They all ignored and she became devoted to him. When prom rolled around he of course asked her. They stole the dance floor but they quickly went outside. I trailed after them and saw her arch her neck up to his mouth. I'm sure she thinks he's a vampire. Hah! As if. He's obviously not. But despite her delusions….. she smells so delicious.
I would love to taste her blood.
AN - Review! Let me know what you think.