A/N: Warning: This chapter may include evil schemes, trickery, deception, and more evil plots by a certain girl with curly blond hair. This chapter may also cause huge fits of laughter for some. Parent supervision ish required.

Ways to kill Fujisaki when he shows up in school tomorrow:

~Bring my trusty blue comb and start snagging his purple hair

~Pay Ikuto to molest him.

~Start braiding his hair when I knock him out with my sleeping potion.

~Force him to wear a dress. Or turn him into a gothic lolita and make him work in the maid cafe to see how the boys will react when they see "her"

~Getting a blunt object and start stabbing him.

~Trip him mulitple times until he begs on his knees to stop

~Or slowly torture his mind

Any way is good enough for me. HE REALLY PISSES ME OFF! And because of the fact that his evil schemes to take over the world (no wait, that's Tadase) have gone through my head… HE MUST DIE!

The Next day 9:00 am

Remember when I said that I would kill Fujisaki if he showed up at school today? At homeroom, I took out my trusty blue comb and held it closer to Fujisaki's face as if I was pointing a blue-comb gun at him.

"Rima Chan, Why did you bring your blue comb to school?" He asked.

"Because I'm going to kill you with it," I threatened.

"With a blue comb?" He smirked.

"It may look harmless, but it's deadly." I squinted.

The next thing he did wasn't what I expected. He didn't fall to his knees and beg me to not kill him. Instead, he burst into laughter which made the other classmates stare at us in confusion then turn around, commenting happily on how Fujisaki must be in a good mood.

"Rima Chan killing me? That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!" He laughed.

I felt my cheeks puff up and a small crackle of fire shot from my body.

"You shouldn't be laughing," I glared. "There is nothing funny about killing you."

He chuckled and raised an eyebrow. "So Rima Chan wasn't joking?"

"Damn right I will kill you." I threatened.

"All right." He smirked. "But if you fail, you will have your revenge"

"Deal." I quickly said and stuffed the comb back into my bag.

Math Class:

"Mashiro San, How is tutoring with Fujisaki going along?" Sensei asked as I snapped my head back up from the desk. I just realized that we didn't start the tutoring yet.

"It's fine" I lied and yawned.

"Sensei, to tell you the truth-"Darn Fujisaki started.

But I turned my head to him and gave him a remember-our-deal-if-you-tell-the-sensei-that-we-didn't-start-then-i-will-torment-you-until-you-die face. He seemed to get my weird, twisted face as he tried to prevent his from twisting into loud laughing speakers and said, "That…I didn't get the lesson. Can you repeat it?"

"Gladly. I will do anything for my best A student" The sensei said as he pushed up his glasses and turned his back to us as he began explaining the entire lesson on algebraic equations.

Fujisaki then turned his head to me, stifling his laughter as I looked at him with a weird look on my face in attempt to give him an evil face expression.

"What?" I whispered.

"Your face... You should see it." He smirked.

"Alright, I will." I glared and raised my hand.

At the Girl's bathroom:

I stood in my tippy toes in front of the mirror to try and see why Fujisaki was laughing at. Since I'm aweshum for remembering how I twisted my face, I mimicked the expression and nearly fell over in disgust.

One of my eyebrows was raised up and my face was a mix between a glare-squint-pout with a hint of awkward confusion and a bit of a smirk/grin. Seriously I look like those disfigured faces that I sometimes see in those tragic medical dramas that my mom watches. I just hope that my face won't do that again. Especially in front of my mom. Bad face.

Back to Math Class:

I returned to my seat silently to see Fujisaki looking at me with a smirk plastered on his face.

"So, did you see how you look like?" He whispered.

I sighed and nodded.

"You looked ridiculous!" He stifled another laugh.

Angry marks appeared at my head as I slid my arm inside my bag, looking for my blue comb.

1 minute later:

Dammit! Where's my blue comb?!

2 minutes later:

I literally took my entire bag and opened the bag, rummaging through its contents.

3 minutes later:

"Did you steal my blue comb?" I mumbled at Fujisaki.

"What would I do with your blue comb?" He asked with an innocent face.

"I don't know…. Comb your own hair?" I sneered.

"Look, Rima Chan. Just because I have long hair like a girl doesn't mean that I have to comb it during class." He replied back with a grin.

"Fine, But I'm still keeping my suspicions on you." I squinted my eyes as I returned to rummaging my bag.

2 minutes later:

I gave up on searching for the damn comb and came to the conclusion of Fujisaki stealing it.

"Hand it over. I know that you stole it." I leaned over to his desk, trying to grab his bag.

"I didn't steal it. You don't trust me?" He pouted. Ugh. That expression makes him waay too cute. Wait… Did I just call him cute? Snap out of it, Rima!

"N-No. I don't trust you one bit." I retorted, feeling my face getting warmer than usual.

"Well in that case…" He leaned over to my desk and pointed on the floor beneath my chair. "You dropped your comb while you were going to the bathroom to check your horrific face."

That's when the bell ending math class rang.

Walking to Home class with Mr. Crossdressing Weirdo:

"Ne, Rima Chan. I wonder when you are going to kill me." He said in a slight suggestion tone.

"I'm still thinking of how I should kill you. I don't think that the blue comb is going to work." I muttered under my breath.

"Does it mean that you've changed your mind?" He asked with big topaz eyes.

"Never, Edward Cullen." I said in a monotone voice.

"Okay, Ms. Chibi Robot." He said.

"I am NOT!" I yelled back and ran to my next class. All Fujisaki did, was laugh.

Home Class:

"Amu!"

"Rima!" Amu squealed as she hugged me. "I didn't know that you took Home class!"

"I didn't know you did too!" I exclaimed happily.

"Ne, did you know that Kukai, Yaya, and Tadase Kun take the same class as us?"

NO WAY. EVERYONE'S HERE?!

"No." I mumbled and Fujisaki started to laugh. I started to shoot daggers at him and he stopped.

"Listen. You better watch out today because there will be serious consequences." I gave him a death glare.

"Alright. But just to let you know that your attempts of killing me are amusing." He said with a smirk.

I gave him the I'm-watching-you face before going to Amu.

5 minutes later:

The home class sensei made us go into the cooking room where we were supposed to cook some Japanese fish. She handed us this huge fish and smacked it onto the table landing in a big FLOP! Which splattered fish juice on some of the students.

"We must cut the fish open so that we could remove their organs." The sensei instructed in a demanding tone that made her sound like an angry drill sergeant. Then she took her big knife as stabbed the fish with so much strength that some of the guts flew out of the fish, and landed on the students from the front row. That is why you must never be in the front row in a cooking class.

1 minute later:

Darn Fujisaki already cut open his fish and began cleaning the insides without a problem. He didn't complain and was working swiftly before removing the bones and patting the fish with bread crumbs and seasonings.

I haven't even touched my fish. I refused to touch it anyway.

"If you refuse to cut open your fish, I will throw fish guts at you." The sensei said and the students started to complain. Especially Yaya.

"Aww….Kukai! Why couldn't you help Yaya?!" Yaya pouted.

"Because I don't even know how to cut the fish myself!" Kukai exclaimed, his face going red as he stared at the fish that was staring back at him. Sensei walked around at their table and inspected them.

"You haven't touched your fish." She said in a calm voice.

"You see," Kukai tried to explain.

"YOU TWO WILL GET AN F IF I DON'T SEE ANY CUTTING!" She boomed.

"Can you help us cut the fish?" Kukai asked quickly.

The sensei looked at the two of them silently before taking Kukai's knife and stabbing the fish, causing fish guts to splatter all over them.

"NOW CLEAN THE MESS AND THE FISH! I WANT TO SEE THE FISH ROLLED IN BREAD CRUMBS AND FRIED BY THE END OF THIS CLASS!" She shrieked and went back to inspecting the other students who were shaking in fear.

"That teacher deserves to die." I mumbled to Amu who was patting the fish dry.

"Come on, Rima. The fish isn't that bad."

"That's because you character changed with Suu." I muttered and pointed to her hair clip which now has a green clover. BOO.

3 minutes later:

My eyes were watering from the putrid smell of raw fish. It smelled like grease, garlic, and fish guts. I wiped my eyes before poking the unopened fish with my knife. Once I poked it a couple of times, I thought I saw the fish's eye moving and I dropped my knife. Before the knife could hit the floor, I was pushed back by someone.

20 seconds later:

I realize that the arms securing my waist were none other than the perverted cross dresser himself.

"Would you let go of me?" I pushed his hands away. "Stop touching me in places that I don't want to be touched, you pervert."

"It's called 'saving your foot from getting them cut off by a falling knife'." He said.

"I rather have no foot than to stay at this damn cooking class only to fail and get splattered with falling fish guts." I retorted.

"That would be terrifying to see you screaming, blood pouring from the stub of your foot." He exaggerated.

"What do you know about falling knives and no foots?" I glared and walked over to my counter to pick up the knife. Meanwhile, on the corner of my eye, I saw a vial rolling on the floor. Curiously, I picked it up and opened the vial, emptying its contents on some student's fish while his back was turned.

1 minute later:

Speaking of perverts, I saw a shadow of a cat-like boy flying across the window and almost immediately, a light bulb emerged from my head as I mentally started to laugh like a giddy drunk psycho.

"Sensei, I don't feel well." I said.

"Well, I can't afford to pay for a doctor when you collapse and fall. Go stand over at the window there and get some fresh air." The sensei said.

I walked over to the window where I was almost snatched by the freaky kitty pervert.

"Stop! I'm not Amu!" I exclaimed in a squeaky tone.

"Oops. Sorry." Ikuto let go of his grip.

"Aren't you supposed to be at school?" I whispered.

"I take night classes." He blurted.

"But there are no-"

"Exactly." He smirked.

"You naughty kitty." I glared.

"Heh." He sniffed the room. "I smell Japanese Fish. Do you have some to spare?"

Time to put my malicious scheme to action.

"Of course. But you must do something in return." I grinned.

"Which is?"

"Molest Fujisaki until he gives up." I grinned evilly.

"Deal" He smirked.

I grinned as I walked back to my counter and carried the stinky fish un-noticed, back to the window where I threw the fish to Ikuto. Unfortunately, I flung the fish too far and Ikuto jumped after it, causing him to fall five stories down the school building. Haha…Kitty went bye-bye.

2 minutes later:

I walked back to the counter to see sensei at my counter, hands on her hips as she tapped her foot against the floor.

"Where is your fish?" the sensei asked.

"I….um… accidently threw it out the window." I said. It wasn't a complete lie, though.

I heard the girls giggling and the boys snickering,

"That's too bad. Maybe you should head over to Fujisaki and ask him how to cook the fish without accidently throwing it out the window. If you learn to cook the next dish, I will replace your grade with a better one." Sensei said before walking away.

Great. Now I have to be tutored on math and food.

Food Testing:

The students who managed to cook the fish (which was a few) stood nervously in line for their dish to be tested and graded based on the display and taste.

"An A for Fujisaki!" Sensei boomed as she scribbled a big red A on her clipboard.

Next dish to test was Amu's who got a B+ because she overcooked the fish slightly.

Saaya's dish was next to be tested.

"OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!! Sensei, be prepared to be blown away by my masterpiece!" She did a pirouette and giggled through her hand.

Sensei looked at her fish curiously before taking a bite.

"A D-minus! You left some bones in the fish." Sensei boomed.

Saaya gasped in shock and took her dish out of the teacher's counter; her supporters started to crowd up on her and started to mumble about a vial containing some poison inside.

1 minute later:

OH CRAP! I just realized that the vial and the……… OH SHIZZLES! I'M IN BIG TROUBLE!

Tadase was next to present his dish and the sensei took one glance at it before reaching in and taking a bite.

There was a long silence throughout the classroom before a loud THUD! Was heard and a couple of girls started to scream. Tadase started to look red in the face as I heard loud laughing out the window.

Minutes later:

We were ordered by the school principal to go to the grassy park outside while the sensei was carried away by the poison control people. There was murmuring going on throughout the entire class.

That's when I heard Fujisaki talking to some bushes nearby.

"Seriously, why are you here?" I heard him ask.

"I was paid to 'Molest' you by the pregnant girl." Ikuto smirked.

"Well…let me go. You're going to give people the wrong idea, Hentai cosplay Neko."

"Hey, it's fun messing around with people. Especially people that are younger than me."

"Let me guess, the flying fish?"

"Yep. You should have seen the kiddie king's face when the sensei 'died'" He chuckled. "And I have to live on the bargain that pregnant girl gave me."

"Hmm… I'll give you three big bags of catnip if you would let me go." I heard him say.

"Deal." Ikuto let go.

"I'll give them to you at the Royal garden the next day." He said.

"Better not forget." I heard Ikuto say before leaping on top of a tree. "Oh, and by the way… The Pregnant girl was the one who put the poison on Kiddie King's retarded fish. You should have seen his face. It was Priceless."

OH DAMMIT! I'M SOO DEAD!

Afterschool: Royal Garden

"Seriously, I did not put in the poison!" Tadase exclaimed.

"Alright for the millionth time, we get it!" Amu said and hugged him tightly.

"But if it's not Tadase, then who?"

"I know who it is" I heard Fujisaki say. I kicked him on the shin.

"It could….be an accident by one of the students or the fish wasn't fresh." He said in the end. "Oww…"

"Must be so, Yaya had to throw up a couple of times." Yaya said.

We all looked at her with the same big eyes that stretched over half of our faces

"Yaya, you're anorexic??" Amu asked.

"Um… Yaya has to go home now!" Yaya grabbed her bag and ran out of the garden. Kukai and Amu ran after her. Tadase noticed Amu's bag on the table and ran after Amu, carrying her bag. That leaves me and Fujisaki again.

"Rima Chan, why didn't you tell me?" he asked.

"Look, I didn't know that it was poison and I was stupid to find it rolling on the floor." I replied stubbornly.

"Wait, what exactly happened?" He asked. I sighed.

After a long explanation of how I found the poison:

"No wonder!" He laughed. "I never thought that Rima Chan was so evil!"

"I'M NOT EVIL! YOU ARE!" I exclaimed.

"So, Rima Chan. What other evil schemes are you thinking of?" He smirked.

"Nothing in particular. I'm going home." I retorted and picked up my bag. "But I'm still not giving up!"

"Don't forget about the tutoring later!" he called back.

While walking home:

I scratched off the suggestion of Paying Ikuto to molest Fujisaki out of my list of killing schemes. That leaves with forcing him into a dress, braiding his hair while knocking him out with a sleeping potion, stabbing him with a blunt object, trip him multiple times, and slowly torturing his mind.

But where can I find a sleeping potion?

I looked all over the block until I ran into a weird woman who was wearing a black cloak and a hoodie.

"Oh, Young lady. Do you want a sleeeeeping poooootion?" The woman said in a weird tone as she pulled out a small vial from her cloak.

Wow… that was kind of obvious. But I knew better not to buy strange illegal things from random people. In this case, you could say that I was pretty desperate.

"How much?" I asked.

"13,000 yen." She said quickly as I dumped as many 1000 yen bills on her hand and snatched the vial from her fingers.

"Remember to pour the vial in some liquid and drink it." She called.

I grinned to myself as I ran as fast as I could to Fujisaki's home.

At Fujisaki's house:

"You came pretty early, Rima Chan." Fujisaki said as I entered his home.

"I want to get this over with." I said. "Is it okay if Amu came too? She said something about needing help with her math homework."

"Umm… sure." He said.

"I'll call her." I said and went back outside calling her.

"Hello?" Amu said over the line.

"Amu? Okay, I want you to bring the following things…" I started and filled her in with the details.

When Amu came:

"Gomen for coming late. I had to run a few errands. Ami wanted me to buy a dress for her." Amu said.

"Oh, that's fine!" The purple hair freak smiled and we all sat down with a tray of tea stuff in front of us as Amu began to take out her books.

The purple haired freak (or shall I say victim) started to pour tea to our cups.

"Excuse me; I need to bring my books." He said and exited the room.

After when he came back:

We sat there in silence, sipping the tea that the victim poured. I gave Amu a look and she nodded back.

"Umm…Nagihiko? I think I drank the tea too fast. Can you lead me to the bathroom?" Amu said in a desperate tone.

"Oh…SURE!" The victim looked nervous as he led Amu to the bathroom while I sipped my tea until he slid the door closed. I then took his tea cup and opened the vial, pouring the potion into his tea.

It made me feel like a witch like Harry Potter. It felt illegal yet it felt SOO GOOD!

I quickly closed the empty vial and shoved it into my bag and returned to my seat like nothing happened.

A few minutes later:

"Sorry, Amu took a pretty long time there." Nagihiko said sweatdropping.

"Eheh... I guess that I drank too much." Amu said and gave me the did-you-do-it? face. I nodded.

"Heh." That was Fujisaki's only reply before emptying the last of his tea. I watched eagerly to see what would happen to him.

A few seconds later:

"So, Amu Chan. The diameter is divided by two to find the radius." The "smart" victim explained.

Amu was nodding the entire time but didn't seem to understand the concept. Suddenly, he put a hand on his forehead.

"I suddenly feel dizzy."He said and collapsed on the floor, his hair sprawled out like he was in water.

Amu and I stood up.

"OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM!" Amu shrieked.

"I did not!" I snapped. "It's a sleeping potion!"

"Well… then why did you tell me to bring this dress for?" She asked, pulling out a big Lolita maid dress.

"Because, we are going to dress him up with it. And we are also going to braid his hair." I rubbed my hands evilly as I giggled.

"That sounds fun!" Amu laughed and we both got to business.

A/N: How will Fujisaki end up? To torture you guys, you will have to see it in the next chappie. Anyway.. I hope you enjoyed this chappie as much as I enjoyed to type it! XD

Please do your part and review!~~

-Keii-Chii

P.S: I hope you liked this chappie Fujisaki (you know who you are) :P