INTRODUCTION:

I stared as she started lazily sat on her couch, listening to her ipod and starts singing the lyrics loudly.

"Seriously, I'll kill you for making the readers wait so long." I mumbled.

"What's that?" She pulled off the right ear plug off and stared at me.

"I'll kill you for not writing this chapter sooner!" I yelled.

"Aww…. But Rima… I had a big writer's block!" Keiko whined.

"That's no excuse! NOW TYPE!" I grabbed her hand and dragged her to the table with the computer.

"But my brother…he's playing maple story right now so….." I pulled her brother's arm until he fell off the chair and pulled her arm.

"OWW!!" Keiko and her brother shouted.

"You… be quiet and you start typing!" I ordered the both of them.

"Play battleship with me!" Keiko's brother whined. God, even though he's a boy.. he has a girly voice.

"Alright…" I groaned.

I didn't realize Nagihiko entering her door and removing his shoes before walking into the living room.

"Finally Typing?" He leaned over the doorway.

"N-Nagihiko!" Keiko turned around and smiled. "I-I didn't see you there!"

"Well.. I just dropped by to wish you a happy birthday!" He smiled and gave her a bouquet of flowers. It was…her birthday today? What date is it?

"Thank you so much!" She took the bouquet and set it down.

"Wait, today's her birthday?!" I exclaimed.

"Duh."

"What's today's date?" I searched for a calendar.

"August 16, silly." He replied. "Is that battleship?"

"Yep. I don't want to play though." I mumbled as I attached the plastic ships at random coordinates.

"I'll play!" Giddy Fujisaki offered.

"Fine…" I moved out of the way to watch the two girly boys guess the coordinates.

"Charlie 8?" Fujisaki guessed.

"Miss."

"Watch out… My brother pwned me twice already." Keiko spoke from the computer and loudly hummed "Hana Tegami" as she typed.

I noticed that Fujisaki himself was humming the same song. His own character song. I silently giggled as I watched Keiko's brother try to imitate a sinking submarine alarm.

MOVING ON TO THE STORY:

The thing that I realized was how we get the purple haired freak into a dress.

"Oh GOD! Don't make me strip off his clothes! That's damn inappropriate!!" Amu shrieked when I asked her. So much for that idea.

"Then how else would we get him into a dress?" I retorted.

"Ask his mother?"

"No, she might freak out that we 'killed' her son by poisoning his tea,"

"Oh…yea…"

We both stared at sleeping beauty that was still sprawled on the floor sleeping. That's when we both looked at each other and had this most wonderful idea.

Minutes later:

"What happened to girly boy?" Ikuto asked casually as he climbed in the window to where we were.

"Rima put this sleeping potion inside his tea." Amu replied. Ikuto raised an eyebrow as he stared at the knocked-out victim.

"Who knew that the pregnant girl was such a witch? Did you put him to sleep so that you could do perverted things to him?" He smirked.

I shot a glare at him while Amu was flushing red and giggling uncontrollably. In the end, I kicked him on the leg but missed.

"No" I gritted my teeth.

"Then, why did you two call me here?"

"Here," I threw him the Lolita maid dress. "Dress him up in it. And don't think about wearing that thing yourself because a hot boy like you doesn't deserve to wear big frilly maid dresses to impress the pink haired girl over here."

I grabbed Amu's wrist and dragged her out of the room, sliding it shut.

"W-Why did you say that? You're going to give the freaky kitty cosplay hentai wrong ideas!" Amu stammered.

"Well, at least he cares for you. He doesn't go all 'MUAHAHAHA' like your boyfriend Tadase, now does he?" I imitated Tadase's kingly laugh except it came out all high pitchy because of my voice. Yup, little Japanese girl's voices are so screwed up these days. That's why it's so hard to imitate other people's voices otherwise it would sound even more screwed up.

So instead of a kingly laugh, it sounds more like a tiny mouse squealing 'MUAHAHAHA' because it got some cheese. I swear I heard laughing from the other side of the door.

"Are you done?" I called to the other side of the door.

"The strings around the stomach… how the hell do women wear these things?" Ikuto answered.

"It's called a corset and you're supposed to tie it up in a cross direction!" Amu shouted.

"I think I got it." Ikuto said.

"Can we go in now?" I groaned in anxiety. There was no answer.

"Oh, DAMMIT! I'm going in!" I called out impatiently and slid the door open.

What we saw were the following things:

-Clothes belonging to the victim lying in a pile on one corner

-the center table toppled over

-papers scattered all over the floor

-a pencil rolling

-Cat Ikuto on top of the purple freak, his fingers err…claws twisted into the corset strings.

We both stared in shock as Ikuto struggled to untangle the corset, and then looked up at our shocked faces.

"Yo." He said calmly.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!" Amu shrieked. "AND GET OFF OF NAGIHIKO, YOU PERVERT!"

"I can't even if I tried because of the strings." He tried to yank his hand.

"STOP! THE DRESS WILL RIP!" I shrieked and ran over to him, undoing the tangle and freeing him.

It's a wonder how that potion seemed to have an effect on the victim. Although Ikuto knocked over the table and changed him into a dress and having the two of us scream our heads off, he's still sleeping soundly.

"Pregnant girl, by the way…girly-boy is a boy. Got that?" he smirked.

"Don't we all know that?" I rolled my eyes.

"Well, be sure not to flip his dress or anything." I felt my face getting red.

"Bad Kitty, out." I pushed him out of the room to where the hallways are. "No more catnip for you"

"But the window's that way," He pointed behind me. "And can't Amu lead me out of the building?"

"Never in your life." Amu said in her 'cool and spicy attitude' as she slammed-slid the door closed, leaving Ikuto in the maze of the Fujisakis. Why couldn't they have booby traps in their home? No, wait…I realized that even if the Fujisaki mansion had booby traps, Ikuto would escape in every of them. But if they had a classic trap-above-head-with-a steaming-fish-in-the-center-below, who knows what would happen to the perverted kitty? Ehehehehe…..

I tied the strings while Amu tried to fix up the storm-blown mess that the cat made. For once, I wished that he was just a normal human being without a tail and claws, and fuzzy blue cat ears. Wait till he tries to jump off the building but realizes that he's no longer a cat. That will be the end of the suicidal cat. HAHA!

Anyway, I finished tying up the strings which wasn't that hard to do and tried to flip sleeping beauty over so that we could settle him in a chair. I scanned the room for a chair but I couldn't find any. Why doesn't the Fujisakis have any chairs?!

"Amu?"

"Yea?" She just finished cleaning up the mess.

"Are there any chairs?"

"I can't find any." She said. "I think you should…."

Oh… NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! A MILLION TIMES NO!!

Two minutes later:

Guess what? I ended up doing it.

I hugged sleeping Fujisaki so that he was "sitting" upright and Amu could comb his hair and braid it. His purple head was resting on my small shoulder and his warm breathing tickled my neck.

"Amu, you should hurry up." I whined.

"God, Rima be patient. I'm not even halfway done. His hair is so damn long." Amu slowly braided his hair. I groaned in frustration.

Three minutes later:

"Are you done yet?" I asked, making a face.

"You just said that seconds ago." She replied.

"Go faster!" I said impatiently.

"Why do you want me to go faster?" She asked.

"Because…He's….and I…." UGH!

"He's just sleeping. Nothing's going to happen to you." Amu replied in a monotone voice.

"He's breathing DOWN MY NECK!" I whispered.

"He won't even notice."

"Just…hurry up."

Two minutes later:

God…Who knew that Fujisaki was such a heavy sleeper? He hasn't moved at all, not even a twitch. Well… at least that's what I thought. I stared at Amu who was silently braiding his hair when I heard a whisper in my ear.

"Rima Chan…….."

Am I hearing things? I must be.

15 seconds later:

"Rima Chan…….."

It didn't take me long to find out that I'm not hearing things. Yes, Fujisaki just said my name twice in his sleep. What does want from me? Why am I in his dream?

2 minutes later:

Make that three. He said my name three times in his sleep.

"What?" I whispered.

"What did you say, Rima?" Amu looked up.

"Nothing." I replied.

Amu looked at me with a curious I-could-have-sworn-she-said-something face.

1 minute later:

"Done!" Amu exclaimed as she tied a bow with a black satin ribbon.

"Finally," I rolled my eyes. "Now can you help him get off of me?"

"Nope." She smiled.

"Why not?" I pouted.

"You two look cute together considering the fact that you two look like dolls." Amu stood up and giggled.

"But we need to bring him to…you-know."

"Alright…" Amu took out her cell phone and was about to call her father when, we could hear an old woman screaming and a teen boy yelping.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU THEIF!"

"Hey, Ma'am… I was just lost…"

"YOU NO GOOD CAT BOY! GET OUT OF HERE!"

Amu and I looked at each other and giggled.

"Ikuto is such a retard when it comes to sneaking around someone's home." I muttered.

"Agreed and served." Amu laughed and dialed her father.

I sat quietly, listening to the noise downstairs when I realized that Fujisaki was slipping. Worse than that, my legs were cramping up from sitting on the same position for so long.

I gently pushed Fujisaki up and tried to wriggle my legs. As a fragile small girl, I couldn't hold a strong, sleeping boy in my arms so my arms were trembling and I let go, making Fujisaki's head fall to my lap.

"Amu?" I whispered.

Amu held up a finger and I groaned.

This is so not worth the wait. UGH. Even when he's sleeping, he's still a pervert.

Two minutes later:

"Papa says that he can't drive us here. Can't we call Mrs. Fujisaki?" Amu asked.

I sighed. "We are going to be in so much trouble."

"Well, I'll go and ask." Amu said as she walked towards the door. As soon as she walked over, the door slid automatically to reveal the house servant, Baaya.

"Young Master?" She stopped as she saw what had happened.

"Umm….Hello" I said nervously.

Baaya didn't say a word, but turned around and screamed: "MISTRESS FUJISAKI!!"

We're doomed.

Seconds later:

Mrs. Fujisaki ran over to Baaya's side, screaming back replies of various things like, "What is it? Is my son hurt? What happened?"

She stopped and looked at our awkward scene with huge eyes. Baaya held a hand and whispered something in her ear.

Whatever Baaya said to Mrs. Fujisaki made her look as if she character changed with Temari. Her eyes flashed for a few seconds and she looked as if she wanted to get a naginata and stab us into human shish-kabobs and grill us over a crackling fire.

"Is that my son?" She pointed to sleeping beauty that was sleeping on my lap.

I nodded.

There was silence afterward.

Later:

"Mrs. Fujisaki," I spoke up which caused Amu to give me the don't-tell-me-that-you're-going-to-tell-her-the-truth look on her face. I ignored her. "If you can do a favor for your son, can you drive us to the school?"

Amu then shot me a that's-it-we-are-officially-dead face.

"Is there a reason why my son is dressed up as a Lolita maid?" She asked with flashing eyes. I nodded.

"You see, our school has an event of where the boys dress up as female anime characters and the girls rank which boy looks more feminine. It extends from this evening to tomorrow." I lied.

"Then why didn't he tell me or Baaya?" She asked.

"I guess…he got tired and he ended up sleeping. Can you please drive us to our school?" Fake tears rimmed my eyes.

"If it's a…competition to see which boy is the most feminine…." Mrs. Fujisaki started, a fire flared around her body.

"…I think that it's a wonderful opportunity for my son to PWN THE OTHER SUCKER MALES IN THIS GODFORSAKEN HIGH SCHOOL! AHAHAHAHAHA!!" Mrs. Fujisaki cackled. Looks like I was right about Fujisakis being evil. Anyway, we both sweatdropped while Mrs. Fujisaki laughed like Tadase in his character change and at the same time, her eyes were flashing like Temari. Although I was a bit scared about Mrs. Fujisaki's behavior, I knew that she rocked. I mean what kind of mothers say the word "Pwn"? Mrs. Fujisaki does. That's why she rules. YAY!

In front of the Royal Garden:

"Thank you for the ride, Mrs. Fujisaki" Amu and I bowed.

"I'm sure that my son will beat the crap out of the other 'masculine' boys, ne?" She smiled sweetly. Her smile was kind of like Nadeshiko. That's one thing that makes her scary.

"Yes, thank you once again." We both bowed and watched Mrs. Fujisaki drive away in a speed over the limit. I just hope she doesn't crash into a tree.

We then turned and headed back to the Royal Garden, giggling.

In the royal garden:

Fujisaki was now sleeping with his head on the table. He looked so innocent and feminine. Ugh…wait. Did I just say innocent and feminine? I'm getting messed up because of him.

Anyway, Amu left to use the restroom in our old school so she left me alone again. Yep, she left me with HIM!

I had no choice but to sit next to him and watch him sleep like a stalker.

3 minutes later:

What's taking Amu so long?! It's getting dark…and cold. Watching him sleep was making me sleepy too. Oh well… I'll just close my eyes for a while.

Minutes later…I think. Ugh my eyes are burning. Why is it so bright?

I opened my eyes to see sunlight pouring from the Royal garden making everything look all crystally. Wait…SUNLIGHT?! Wasn't it dark before? Does that mean… OH God. I SLEPT WITH FUJISAKI!!!

I shifted my eyes to him where I saw him still sleeping. That potion must have been very strong. He's been sleeping for over 12 hours now.

Note to self: Don't buy any potions from illegal witch like dealers with strange tones and weird small vials.

Anyway, I heard him whisper my name again. Maybe I could torture him even further…..

Nagihiko's POV:

I must be sleeping. Yes, sleeping. But what made me sleep? I have no clue. But my head's mentally spinning around, making me dizzy it seemed almost like I was unconscious.

But I couldn't see anything except for a big, blinding light with a small petite girl fading in the middle.

"Rima Chan!" I yelled.

She didn't hear me. So again and again, I called her name.

But she wouldn't turn around.

"Fujisakiiiiii…… yooooouuuuu aarrreeee drreeeeaaammiiinngggg…." I heard a soft voice echoing around me.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Michael Jackson" the voice retorted.

"Where are you?"

"Fuuujjjiiisssaaaakkkiiii…I see that youuuuu arrrrre in a dress…Fuujjjiiiissssaaaakkkiiii…."

A…dress?!

"Annnnddd…..yyooouuurrr seeccrreeett of being a crossdresser issss rreeeevvveeaaalllleeeddd…."

What?!

"Reveeeaaalllleeedddd….. iinnnn frrrooonnnttt off theee enttiiirrreee scchhoooolll….."

"But I-I'm dreaming…"

"Alll….the girls wiilll haaattteeee yoouuu and the boys think that you are a disssggrrrraaaccceeee…."

"N-no!" I yelled.

"A…diissssgrraaaccceee…"

"NO!"

Finally, I was able to snap my eyes open to see all the guardians gathered around and staring at me. All except Rima Chan.

"Nagi looks so cute!" Yaya giggled.

"W-what are you talking about?" I stammered.

"U-uhhmm..Fujisaki Kun…" Tadase began.

"Yes? What happened? Why am I at the Royal Garden?" I asked.

Amu was laughing with Yaya and Kukai flushed red from trying to stifle his laughter.

"What time is it?" I yawned through my hand.

Amu took out her cell phone and showed me the time. 8:30?!

"Gomen, but I have to go!" I stood up, grabbed my bag and ran out of the garden.

The first thing I noticed was why I didn't feel the wind on my knees while I ran and why I felt loose at the bottom. The next thing I noticed was why my shoes made a clack-clack sound against the pavement and my hair felt like it was tied.

I also noticed dozens of people staring at me like I had a big wart on my face or something. They stared at me all weirdly.

I finally averted my eyes to my clothes and I freaked out.

"Rimaa Chann…" I grumbled as I ran all the way to the school building. Although I wanted to, I couldn't change since I realize that I don't have any school clothes and I have to wait till P.E to go change. But I doubt that the teachers would force me into the girl's locker room. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!

As I walked down the hallway to my homeroom, I could hear girls squealing and screaming.

I turn around to see fan girls chasing after me.

"It's NAGIHIKO SAMA IN A DRESS!!" One girl squealed.

"HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GIRL!" another screamed and etcetera.

I ran quickly to my homeroom and slammed the door shut causing shadows and more squealing outside.

In my homeroom, was innocent Rima Chan reading her gag manga while the boys were staring at me with big eyes as if a cupid had hit them.

Panting, I shot a glare at them. "It's me."

The boys then looked even more shocked as I sighed and walked to my seat next to Rima Chan and sat down.

"Hello." Rima Chan said in a monotone voice without taking her eyes off the manga.

"Rima Chan, what have you done?" I muttered.

She closed her manga and stared at me. "Nothing. I did nothing at all."

"Then how come your expression is emotionless as if nothing ever happened?" I asked her.

"Clearly, I don't pay attention to things like that." She said. "You look like a maid. You even had your hair braided up."

"You…did this…didn't you?" I asked slowly.

"Nope." She got up. "Well, I have to go to my next class now. Good luck avoiding the girls."

With that she walked away. As I turned back to my table and sighed, I saw a small folded pale orange paper that was signed to me.

Slowly, I unfolded the paper to find the words: "THIS IS HOW YOU DIE, FUJISAKI. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!... Love Mashiro Rima."

AH HAH! I was right all along! Actually, I knew this before she even gave me the note. But, how will I be able to get out of the class with fan girls planning to hunt me down? I will figure out a way, for I am FUJISAKI NAGIHIKO!

Anyway, I felt schemes flooding my head as I plotted my revenge. My revenge to get back at her. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ugh. Stupid Tadase's getting to me again.

A/N: No really...I'm very sorry about the extremely late upload. The truth is.. I didn't know how to put this chapter together and the days that I can actually rest from my summer school are days when I go to the biggest city in New york: MANHATTEN!

Yep. You heard me. I don't really live in a bustling city but I live in a quiet place. Occasionally I would go there and on fridays, I do!~ XD

As you may have noticed.. it is my birthday today! (Well in here that is, for other people living on the other side, it already passed)

Umm... I thought that this chapter was a bit boring but it was better than nothing, ne?

I ran out of ideas and I'm still typing Gothic lolita so Gomen if it doesn't get uploaded later on because the chapter is taking too long to type. I also made a blog on word press so the link's up in my profile if you want to see it.

Hmm... the battleship board game came from when I bought it from this giant toy store (not Toys R us) and it's true that my brother pwned me at it. Grrr.... -__-

Anyway... My birthday is really going to be a celebration with a cake. I already had a birthday dinner last night. Greek food taste good!~

I still haven't gotten a present but the thing that I really want at the moment is a flute. I have been playing for two years and this would be my third year if I join my high school band which I did. I love playing shugo chara songs and my previous band songs like Pirates of the Carribean and super mario brothers medley which are extremely hard pieces but I mastered them thanks to my Band teacher and hours of borrowing the flute and playing them until I get them right. I also love to make up notes from songs that I hear so yea it's like composing from memory.

Now I'll stop this little rant over here because I want to wait for my mom to bring me cake. I hope it's coffee or green tea or chocolate. YUM!~~

-Keii Chii 3

P.S. IM ONE YEAR OLDER! WOOOOOOTTT!!!

P.S.S (Kuukai's birthday ish on Aug 17 if you guys haven't noticed :3)