A/N: Really sorry for the late update. I could have done it sooner but High school kept me pretty much exhausted. Additional notice: My writing style may have changed thanks to my interest in using extended vocabulary. I forgot to add that in this story, the characters are acting OOC and there is a slight AU to it. For my gothic Lolita readers: Gothic lolita's currently on hiatus. Gomen, readers. I'll try to update Gothic lolita when I can. Now enjoy this chapter! :D

I glared at my mother after hearing a loud SLAM! from the front door.

"Why didn't you tell me that Amu Chan was here?!" I yelled. She stared blankly at me.

"Oopsie." She mouthed. "Anyway, how did the contest go?"

"What… contest?" I asked.
I am completely perplexed about the "contest" mother was asking me about.

"Now, Nagihiko San. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Don't try to defy your own sweet, caring mother who raised you well and nursed you to what you are now."

"You mean to dress me up like a girl and giving me a fan to flutter to create an unnecessary artificial fake wind?"

"Don't say that you didn't like it….Nagihiko San." She grinned.

"Then, tell me mother. Since you did not answer my question before, I guess that you don't apply consideration to your own son's curiosity…certainly when it comes to getting confused about his gender…"

Mother almost choked on the tea she was drinking.

"For your information, I don't quite recall you giving me an outburst or contend on how much you wanted to stop dancing during your training." She replied.

"There were….circumstances in which I couldn't help but dance." I muttered.

She wouldn't understand if I explained to her that there would be petite guardian angels that hatch from decorated Easter eggs and can help guide you through your dream. Not to mention random awkward moments (Like that time back in sixth grade when Rhythm randomly chara-changed without my permission which drove the entire sports club to fight over me then I humiliated myself by flying out the window, holding Amu Chan bridal style), and occasionally forgetting that other people can't really see them and therefore might come to the conclusion that these people are "talking" to themselves.

"And so you do admit that you dance because you love it?"

"..Yes."

"Is that all you want me to say?"

"All I heard were biased information to prevent me from knowing the truth. The question is…am I born a male or a female?" I demanded.

"Were you raised as a female?"

"..Yes."

"Then what would be the reason why I decided to raise you as a female?"

"So that I could wear skirts and make people think that I'm a pervert." I muttered.

"Nagihiko San." Mother gave me a glare. "You were raised as a female because you were born as a male. Isn't it quite clear that if you were born a female then you wouldn't be treated like this?"

"Yes, Mother." I shall forever regret this for the rest of my life. I could hear Amu Chan's voice screaming:"Drag queen, drag queen, drag queen!"

"If that is all, please leave so I can drink my tea in peace."

I stood up and trotted to my room. Looks like I have a lot to explain.

Facebook:

I silently hoped that Amu Chan won't spread this all over the internet. But to my dismay, she did.

She wrote: "GUESS WHAT? NAGIHIKO HAD A SEX CHANGE!"

And already, it had about 80 to 90 comments on it. FOR A SEVEN WORD STATUS.

I felt like tying her up, and sticking duct tape across her mouth. Just like what Rima Chan did to Yaya Chan days ago. It really perturbs me to see my best friend misunderstand me. But then again, I blame myself for blurting self-curiosity based questions without caution. Perhaps this is one good reason why you should listen to your parents.

Trying to keep myself from storming into her home with a naginata, I clicked on what it seemed to be a very long tread of over 90 comments to see what other people wrote about me.

Tadase: Amu Chan, is this true?

Amu: Yes! I heard that Nadeshiko came back so I wanted to meet her today and I went to Nagihiko's big mansion but as I was walking down the hall (I got lost again), I overheard him and his mother saying something about him getting a sex change.

Tadase: I think that you must have heard wrong.

Amu: Tadase Kun, you don't understand! I heard him!

Tadase: You sure? Because I don't recall Fujisaki Kun telling me this.

Amu: So… you're accusing me that I'm lying?!

Tadase: A-Amu Chan…. Of course I don't!

Amu: Phone….now.

~ 5 minutes later~

Ikuto: My, my now there's a shock. Girly-boy was actually a girl? No wonder, he doesn't sound manly.

Ikuto: And I see that my beloved Amu Koi has been in a fight with kiddy king. *smirks* ㄱㅂㄱ

Tsukasa: IKUTO KUUNNN!!

Ikuto: o.o

Tsukasa: How's my favorite kitty cat? I haven't seen you in such a while!

Ikuto: What are you doing?

Tsukasa: What do you mean? I'm on Facebook for the tenth time this week! XD

Ikuto: Are you trying to add more Seiyo girl students again?

Tsukasa: *GASP!* How did you know? :D

Ikuto: I saw your profile and you're freaking me out. I'm getting out of here.

Tsukasa: NO...WAIIT IKUTO KUN!!

~30 minutes later~

Yaya: WHA HAHHAHA!! Nagi is a girl? Yaya should have known!

~2 minutes later~

Yaya: Aww… Nobody is talking to Yaya. Oh, Yaya knows! Yaya will go to Kuukai!

Amu: Wait…YAYA!

~5 minutes later~

Ikuto: Hello Amu Koi! ~

Amu: I-Ikuto?!

Ikuto: Yep. That's me, Ikuto. Or cat boy! :D

Amu: Errr….okay… o.o

Ikuto: So, Amu Koi…

Amu: Yes?

Ikuto: Is Nagi Kun really a girl?

Amu: Since when did you call him Nagi Kun? Don't you call him Girly boy?

Ikuto: Oh...Right. I meant to say was… yo…is...Girly boy a girl?

Amu: You're acting strange today.

Ikuto: R-really? Is that so?

Amu: First Tadase Kun and now you?

Ikuto: I feel...happy! :D

Amu: I don't think you're the real Ikuto. Who are you and what have you done to him?! :(

Ikuto: MEAP! Amu…Koi… What are you talking about? 0x0

Amu: GASP! Could it be a hacker? I have been talking to a hacker all this time?!

Ikuto: Amu Koi…

Amu: Or worse….A STALKER?! You better rip out those pictures before I hit you with my awesome gangster sparkly pink heart stick!!

Ikuto: NUUU...I'm NOT! It's ME!

Amu: oh? So "Ikuto", you seem to be saying "meap" a lot.

Ikuto: Umm…Umm… Cause… I'm a bit nervous… Yo… MEAP.

Amu: Nervous about what?

Ikuto: Y-you know what?! I'll just go find some other girl that's stupid enough to fall for me!

Amu: What are you talking about?!

Tsukasa: What the Hell are you doing in my account?!

Amu: Tsukasa San? o.o

Ikuto: MEAP!

Amu: Okay… What is GOING ON?!

Tsukasa: This is the real Ikuto. He hacked into my account!

Ikuto: NUUU…. He's obviously the evil Tsukasa posing as IKUTO KUN!

Ikuto: I mean…ME! Evil Tsukasa is posing as ME!

Tsukasa: Say that to my face when I find you, PEDOPHILE!

Ikuto: HAHAHAHA! IKUTO KUN'S ANGRY!!

Amu: …

Ikuto: Oops… I mean… Yo… I'm angry! :)

Amu: So…Tsukasa is in Ikuto's account and Ikuto is in Tsukasa's account? -

Tsukasa: Yep. Unfortunately, "I'm a Tadase Look-a-like and Cat lover" does not make a good password. And it was pretty obvious considering how he almost killed me today with a death cat hug.

Ikuto: And "Amu Koi loves me so she should back off from kiddy king" is not a clever password either.

Amu….WHAT?! 0///0

Tsukasa: You were clueless from the start. The reason how I figured out that password was because I found it lying around your office when you were playing Psychiatrist head-shrink on the little guardians and the students.

Tsukasa: That's right…Amu Koi… I love you more than Kiddy king does! :3

Amu: You sound so wrong when that is coming from Tsukasa although you hacked into his account. ㄱ_ㄱ

Ikuto: Same to you... when you "accidently" swapped the post-its of the grocery list and your facebook password when you bugged me to do the shopping.

Tsukasa: That was my sister. Couldn't you tell by her handwriting?!

Ikuto: OOPS…oh well…

Tsukasa: You're officially blind.

Ikuto: Hehe~ NYA~ =w=

Amu: ……. o///o

Tsukasa: You're not doing a good job acting like me. -_- You're more of a Tadase.

Ikuto: That's why we are related! :D

Amu: EHHHHHHHHHHH?! o__o

Tsukasa: HUH?! ._.

Ikuto: Can't you tell by the hair and the same puppy dog eyes we both make?

Amu: I did think of you and Tadase Kun as similar. But… IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

Ikuto: We are cousins, after all. :D

Amu: oㅌo!!

Ikuto: Does that mean you will be coming back to Seiyo academy again?

Amu: NEVER IN YOUR LIFE!!

Tsukasa: PEDOPHILE! MOLESTER!

Ikuto: Molester? Come on now… I don't molest girls… I like to play around with them! But Cats are my favorite. They snuggle up to you when they are cold, and if you wave cat nip around, they will jump around and meow….

Tsukasa: That's called being a molester. Lay a finger on Amu and I will scratch you with my claws!

Ikuto: ooo…I'm so scared! Ikuto Kun's scaring me!

Tsukasa: You better be scared.

Ikuto: Try me.

Tsukasa: You're on, PEDO.

Amu: UGH. YOU TWO ARE SO FREAKING IMMATURE! .

I stifled a laugh. Since when did Tsukasa learn to hack cosplay neko's account? But then, Hentai Cosplay Neko managed to hack him back! I have to add in that I was immensely amused by their random conversation that started from me having a sex change to Ikuto and Tsukasa fighting each other by hacking and Amu Chan being stuck in the middle, being the completely lost and confused girl/heroine she is.

It was also shocking when Tsukasa and Tadase were actually related to each other which is awfully frightening considered how similar they are. It's as if he was the future version of Tadase, time traveling into his past to tell him to follow the stars, and play self-tarot while drinking tea at the planetarium where he will be stuck in for the rest of his life.

Maybe I can relax a bit. But her status makes me feel as if she's shouting to the entire universe that I got a sex change which I didn't. And (to be quite honest) I felt bad for her that she misunderstood me for the entire time we were friends….Nadeshiko or Nagihiko… It is still me. And it pains me to not tell her the truth for so long. I'm not sure if I should confess to her now or in the next 100 years, to her blue haired and golden eyed (Or maybe blue eyed, pink haired) grandchildren.

Just when I was about to start the entire explanation of how it was a complete misunderstanding, my phone started to go off.

And who was the person calling me at 7 pm?

None other than the perverted neko cosplayer himself.

"I heard from a certain source that you got a sex change." His deep voice went all silky smooth over the phone.

"Since, when did you start getting interested in Yaoi manga? Or are you trying to flirt with me?" I responded.

"Not really. I just want to know."

"Why?"

"Because it seems that Amu Koi was very confused about me hacking into Tsukasa. Just who the hell does he think he is?"

"What did he do to you?"

"I went offline, and then he showed up and gave me this death hug. I'm serious. He will suffocate all those poor cats in the future. That Pedophilic bastard. Thank god, he didn't kill me. Who knew for a tall thin man, he had such a deadly grip?"

"You better watch out for Hotori then." I chuckled.

"Nah. He won't have Pedo's deadly grip."

"You…really do love giving people nicknames, don't you?"

"It gives them personality." He chuckled.

"Yes. Like Hentai Cosplay Neko fits you so much."

"And so does Girly boy. Anyway… what's up with the sex change? Did you finally decide to go transsexual?"

"No. And. You. Don't. Want. To. Know." I muttered darkly.

"Yes, I do want to know."

"Then, would you keep this as a secret between us?"

"What if I don't?"

"You. WILL. REGRET. IT." I threatened.

"How?"

"Let's start with taking away the three bags of catnip that I agreed to give."

"We had a deal to give me three bags."

"I'll give you six if you shut up."

"Fine."

"But first, do you still like her, even though she's such a clueless girl?"

"Hell yes. It's so fun to tease her."

"Want me to help you win over her?"

"What are you thinking?"

"Nothing really. But I do appreciate if you take part in my scheme." I grinned.

"Will it involve Kiddy king?"

"I don't think so."

"Alright, then tell me the answer that I want to know."

"I didn't really have a sex change. Amu Chan got mixed up between me and my twin sister."

"Now, now Girly-boy… Isn't it quite obvious that your twin sister doesn't exist?" he asked.

"H-How did you know?"

"Heard it from my sister who heard from that Souma kid." He said flatly.

Screw you Kuukai.

"Then, that's it. I didn't get a sex change. It was a misunderstanding."

"Whatever you say." He answered.

"Meet me tomorrow after school. Tell your sister to call Souma and Sanjou too; I'll triple your catnip." I added in.

"Fine." He hung up.

The Next morning:

"Nagihiko! Wake up!" a high-pitched female voice blustered.

"Rima…Chan… stop running after Tadase. What…did he do now?" I mumbled.

"Nagihiko!"

"Shut up." I grumbled and tossed over. "I don't care if he has a kingly personality. We promised to get married."

"Wake up!"

I sat up, rubbing my eyes. Temari and Rhythm were holding the buzzing cell phone.

"Yo, Nagi. Hurry up and take the phone. It tickles!" Rhythm laughed and I took the phone.

The caller ID was Rima Chan.

"Moshi Moshi?"

"YOU BAKA!" She screeched over the phone.

"What happened?" I yawned. She muttered something under her breath.

"YOU STUPID, PURPLEHEAD!" she screamed.

"Did you get raped or something?" I asked.

"N-NO… YOU KNOW CLEARLY WELL OF WHAT YOU DID!"

"Oh? What is it, then?" I smirked.

"WE GOT MARRIED!" She screamed again.

A/N: Now that was shocking, wasn't it? LOL.

Anyway, I'm thinking of adding little bonus stories to make IFPFA amusing and I'm thought of quite a few. Too Rima Can't spell? Eheh.. Gomen. Tsuki No KIMI. But I promise that it will be different. There will be a few similiarities but the plot is completely different. OKay?~ 3

Anyway, don't you think that Tsukasa is such a Pedo? Especially when he talks abou cats all the time. PSH.

Now, I bet some of you would be wondering what Amu said to Tadase over the phone, ne?

Tadase finally gave up on trying to convince her that Nagihiko did not have a sex change without trying to reveal his secret to her. Sounds easy..right?

No.

Think about it...If you were Tadase, you might have character changed and told Amu without realizing it.

Maybe like this:

Amu: NO! I saw him!

Tadase: Amu.. Chan...

Amu: Then why can't you trust me?

Tadase: I'm sorry Amu Chan.

Amu: Hmph. I might go to Ikuto.

Ran: Amu Chan. You don't believe in the prince?

Tadase(who heard 'prince'): DId you say prince? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LISTEN JOKER! THE REASON WHY THE JACK DID NOT GET A SEX CHANGE IS BECAUSE....HE WAS A FORMAL QUEEN! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Amu: Former....queen? *thinks of Nadeshiko* EHHHHHH??!!! Nagihiko WAS THE FORMER QUEEN?! PERVERT! *freaks out*

Not very clever...right?

Or maybe It could have slipped out of his mouth.

Tadase: Amu..Chan.. It's not because I dont trust you..

Amu: Then why?

Tadase: Because.... it's impossible to get a sex change if he was Nadeshiko... *covers mouth*

Amu: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??!! *freaks out*

So... it's not easy being the only purple-haired crossdresser...ne? Sorry for the randomness... ^^;

Now, I'll talk about the new Shugo Chara Party.

The new series in my opinion isn't as good as Shugo chara and Shugo chara DOKI! In fact, it's getting quite disappointing that they started to feature all the unneccesary things like the fortune telling and the Shugo chara PUCCHI PUCHI!

Although..secretly, the pucchi puchi is kind of cute in a way. But it gets disappointing when the Dokki Doki episodes (that are the only things that we ever want to see) become shorter so it becomes like 15 minutes long instead of 30 mintues. Seriously, people.. isn't Dokki Doki the only thing we watch Shugo chara for? The 30 minutes become wasted with such nonesense that it's not funny anymore.

However, we learn the Hikaru becomes the new transfer student and so does Rikka who happens to talk to X tamas and end up inviting them over to live with her.

Enough of the rant... I'll get to my personal life.

You see, I always mention my Facebook friend who became the inspiration to get started on this fanfiction. So, yea.. talking to him was always a pleasure and a wonderful moment in my life. We do talk about a lot of things and his sister and I get along well too. :)

In fact, the status thing lead me to this chapter. In this rimahiko, Amu's status had seven words while mine had six words for over 100 (was it a 100?) comments.

If you're curious to know what I wrote as my six word status, here it is: "So, you rather be a father?"

HA. Ha. Ha. Good times.

Recently... I haven't heard from him in a while and it kind of.. I dont know... makes me feel empty.

To be honest, I miss talking to him. What can you say? That opposites attract? In this case.. maybe.

Maybe not.

But it was fun to talk to him everytime for coming up with ideas and let him take some of the credit for being my inspiration.. (aside from him nagging me to mention him on every single chapter)

So wherever you are... I'll say... Thank you, Salamat, Arigato, Xie xie, gracias and kamsamnida for being the greatest (male) friend in my life. ILY~ *insert Heart here*

For my readers: Thank you for appreciating my stories and reviewing. You guys rock! XD Laughter is something that will keep us all positive, ne?

So, keep laughing and be happy all the time!~

-Keii Chii~ (a very happy, and positive authoress)