Summary: Blinx and Sari run some errands.
Don't own Hooters.
ERRANDS.
Sari lay facedown on her bed in a lazy state, nothing good was happening today and she was so bored. No criminal activities had been reported in a week and there no accidents or emergencies that needed attending to, it was definitely a dull day.
Sari suddenly heard a knocking on her window, she lifted her face from her pillow and saw Blinx suspended in front of her window, wearing a safety harness. Shocked and confused, Sari opened the window to let her in. Blinx let herself in and unhooked the ropes from the harness.
"Hey, little sis. Whut up?" She said.
"How'd you get up to my window? It's like on the very top of the tower." Sari asked.
"A grappling hook and mountain climbing gear, found them in the dumpsite."
Sari raised an eyebrow at Blinx like she was crazy.
"You know, could've just used the main entrance. Being the created daughter of Isaac Sumdac, you have access to the tower all the time."
"Yeah, but this is much more fun." Blinx replied.
"So, what are you doing here?" Sari asked.
"I was going to run some errands and I was wondering if you wanted to help me."
"Sure, I had nothing to do anyway."
Sari informed her father that she was going to join Blinx on an errand trip, Professor Sumdac asked her to tell her sister to pick up something for him and she said she would. The sisters took the mountain rope down the building to the street where a utility bike was waiting for them.
"Whoa, where'd you get that?" Sari asked.
"The dumpsite, I swear you can find anything there." Blinx said.
"So what do we need to do?"
"I wrote the tasks down on this paper."
Blinx handed Sari a piece of paper and she read off the to do's.
"Get some pillows for couch, get a gallon of milk, get new paint for Bulkhead, pick up package for…Mr. Carlks? Who's that."
"The manager at the Hooters on West Nile Street, I guess I didn't tell you I got a job there a month ago."
"You got a job at Hooters?! That restaurant is a shameful place."
"Maybe so, but I need to earn money and it's the only place that doesn't need to see your high school education. As long as you've got great boobs and are at the legal age, they don't give a rat's ass."
They got on the bike with Sari sitting on the back rack and ran the first errand on the list. After getting the milk and the paint, they went down to the post office to pick up the package for Blinx's boss. They then road down to the restaurant to give it to him, it was the first time Sari had ever been into Hooters and she didn't find it the least bit family friendly.
Afterwards, they went back to the post office to pick up Blinx's paycheck. They went down to the pet store so Blinx could get some chew blocks for one of her co-worker's hamster. After that, they went to Burger Bot for lunch. After picking up the Nitrox game Bumblebee asked her to get, Blinx parked her bike by a payphone booth and picked up the phone.
"Who're you calling?" Sari asked.
"Look at the next thing on the list." Blinx said.
Sari did so and was surprised to see it said 'Call Mr. Carlks and ask for Ima Douche bag'. She looked at her sister and gave her a weird look, causing Blinx to smile.
"Think of it as my own personal errand. I do this to him at least twice a week, and he never knows it's me."
Thinking this to be interesting, Sari got off the back rack and approached the booth. Blinx put in a quarter and dialed her boss' number, they huddled around the phone as ringing was heard followed by a male voice on the other end.
"Hello, this is Robby Carlks, manager of the Hooters on West Nile. Can I help you?"
Blinx then disguised her voice and spoke into the phone.
"Yes hi, I'm looking for a Ms. Douche bag, first name Ima."
The sisters snickered quietly, knowing what was coming next.
"Hold on, let me check. Is, uh, Ima Douche bag here? Hey everybody! Ima Douche bag!"
Laughter from the waitresses and customers sounded on the other end followed by Mr. Carlks threatening to shove his girlfriend's hot curling iron up the caller's ass and barbeque 'his' rectum when he finds out who it is. Blinx quickly hung up the phone and the sisters burst into hysteric laughter.
After the laugh fest, they road down to the Solar Mill to get the solar panel Sumdac asked for. They then road down to the plant to drop off their friends' items and road back to Sumdac Towers to drop off Sari and the solar panel.
"Thanks for today, Blinx, I had a real fun time." Sari said.
"No problem, Sar-Sar. I had a feeling you'd be bored today, so I thought I'd make it fun for you, call it sister's intuition." Blinx replied.
The sisters said their byes and Blinx road off back home, wondering what tomorrow will bring.
