Summary: Blinx and Sari find a large tire, hilarious chaos follows when Blinx decides to ride inside it down a steep hill.

Notary: I got this idea from a Beavis and Butthead episode. If you don't know who Beavis and Butthead are, I will smack you hard!

TIRE OWNAGE.

Blinx and Sari dug through the junk piles of the dumpsite, looking for stuff they could use.

"Is this any good?" Sari asked as she pulled out a mosaic pattern lamp.

"No, that's way too ugly." Blinx said.

The redhead tossed it aside and it broke over a toaster.

"This blows, a dumpsite filled with possible treasures, and we can't find anything remotely interesting." Blinx complained.

She walked off to a different part of the dumpsite and suddenly saw something that sparked her interest.

"Ho shit. Hey, Sari, get over here!"

Sari ran to where Blinx was and saw what she wanted her to see, a large tire that came up to Blinx's collarbone.

"Whoa, that's one big tire."

"No kidding." Blinx said. "It kinda looks like the ones you see on tractors, only it isn't screwed onto the wheel rim. …Hey Sari, you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"What?" Sari questioned.

Blinx gave a joker-like grin with a mischievous glimmer in her eye, the redhead suddenly caught on to what was on her mind and thought this was going to be interesting. Later, the sisters hauled the tire up a big hill outside the city using Blinx's bike and a rope.

"Hey sis? When we get to the top, can I go first? It's been a long time since I rode in one of these." Blinx said.

"Sure." Sari replied.

They finally got to the top and untied the tire and rolled it to the very edge.

"Whoa, what a view, I think I can see the Autobots' base from here." Sari said.

"Ok Sar-Sar, when I get in the tire, on the count of 3, you push it as hard as you can." Blinx instructed.

Sari complied as she firmly gripped the tire. Blinx started to get in, making the tire heavier for Sari's slim arms to keep a hold on. She suddenly slipped on a stone and fell forward, prematurely launching the tire with Blinx halfway in.

"Wait I'm not ready !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The blue haired techno-organic screamed as she was launched down the hill.

Sari hopped on Blinx's bike and began chasing the speeding tire.

"Blinx, wait for me!" She yelled.

The tire reached the bottom of the hill and kept rolling, right onto a highway, with Blinx screaming all the while. Cars screeched and swerved to avoid the tire, causing some minor crashes. The tire then rolled into the city, running over some vending carts and nearly hitting some people.

Sari followed the path of chaos as she pedaled faster to catch up with the tire. Up ahead, the Autobots were driving home after foiling a hostage situation.

"Hey, has anyone seen Sari or Blinx today?" Bumblebee asked.

"No. Why do you ask?" Optimus said.

"Well, I wanted to show them this new move I unlocked on Ninja Gladiator, and I was thinking of challenging Sari to a melee and"

Suddenly something black with a shade of blue rolled across their path. They all screamed and hit their brakes hard, skidding and crashed into each other, causing an Autobot pileup. The tire then rolled into an alleyway and up a board ramp, jumping over a chain-link fence that blocked off the next road.

Sari followed the tire's said path, too focused to even notice the pile of vehicle modes she passed. The tire then rolled into the Burger Bot parking lot and rear-ender a certain dirty yellow car, setting off its alarm. The tire rolled around in a circle before stopping completely on its side, Blinx shakingly stood up, severely dizzy.

"Goddammit Sari, I said I wasn't ready!" She yelled out loud.

She then fell facedown on the asphalt with her shins up against the outer tire. Sari then rode up to her, letting the bike rest on its side when she got off.

"Blinx, that was awesome with a capital A! It's my turn now."

"I don't know if you should try it, little sis, makes you wicked dizzy."

"So? I don't care."

"What in the hell is goin' on here?!" Yelled an all too familiar voice.

The sisters looked over to see Captain Fanzone standing near his car after coming out of the restaurant, holding a takeout bag and looking pissed as usual.

"Would you like to go for a ride in our tire, officer?" Blinx said to him in a dizzy nearly drunken stupor.

Fanzone gave her a stupid look and got into his car, not even wanting to know what was going on.

"This is why I hate teenagers." He grumbled.

Sari dragged Blinx out of the way as the car backed up and drove out of the lot.

"Is it me, or does he hate anything that pisses him off?" Blinx wondered.

Sari just rolled her eyes, not even wanting to respond to that question.

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