Summary: There's nothing really to say, the title explains it all.
Don't own 2 girls 1 cup. Seriously, who'd want to? It's disgusting!
THE AUTOBOTS WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP.
The Autobots watched cluelessly as Blinx set up an ancient 2003 Macintosh on an old table, both of which she got from the dumpsite. She also had a camcorder set up on a stand, they didn't know why she even brought it with her. None of them knew what was going on, only that Blinx and Sari had come over with the stuff with them and said they wanted to show them something really cool.
Sari was standing there with an evil grin on her face as her sister was setting everything up, Blinx had recently showed her the legendary 2 girls 1 cup, a viral video so vile and repulsive that it was an internet hit for decades. They had decided to show it to their Autobot friends and tape their reaction, knowing what was going to happen, it would be too priceless.
"So what is this thing you're gonna show us?" Bumblebee asked the blue haired girl.
"Oh, you'll see." Blinx said devilishly.
As soon as the computer was set up, Blinx turned it on and began to search the websites as Sari set the camcorder in place. The bots all looked at each other, wondering what they were up to.
"Ok guys, come over here." Blinx said.
They immediately walked over and huddled around the computer just as she pulled up a video on the screen.
"What kind of video is it?" Bulkhead asked.
"You'll see."
"Is it really necessary to tape us watching a video?" Prowl questioned.
"Shut up and watch it!"
With that, she clicked on the play button and music began to play. The bots confusingly frowned at the first seconds of the video.
"You want us to watch two human females kissin'?" Ratchet asked unpleased.
"Keep watchin'." Blinx said.
"Why's she going to the bathroom in a cup?" Bulkhead asked.
"Wait…is she gonna do what I think she's" Bumblebee said but didn't finish.
Suddenly 4 of the bots screamed in absolute horror, Prowl's face twisted into an expression of horror and disgust.
"Holy merciful Primus! That's disgusting!" Bumblebee screamed.
"Why? Why are they doing that?" Bulkhead screamed.
"What is wrong with you two?" Ratchet yelled at he girls.
Sari and Blinx were rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off as the screams of disgust continued. At the halfway point, Optimus ran out the door and began purging his fuel tanks violently.
"Oh sweet slag! This is disgusting and wrong!" Bumblebee yelled.
"That's nothin', check what comes next!" Blinx said in between gasps.
Then the biggest loudest scream erupted as said part came up, the sisters nearly pissed their pants with roaring laughter.
"Oh slag oh slag oh slag oh slag oh slag oh slag! No no no no no no!" Bumblebee screeched.
"I didn't read too far in the humans medical book, but I know that shouldn't be in their mouths!" Ratchet yelled.
"Make it stop, make it stop! Please, Primus, make it stop!" Bulkhead screamed.
Then the video ended and everyone sighed in relief, until it restarted sending them into a frenzy.
"Oh no! Why's it restarting?" Bulkhead screamed.
"Shut it off shut it off! How do you shut this off?" Bumblebee screamed as he frantically pushed the keys.
Bulkhead sprinted forward to help his friend turn off the retched video, only to trip and fall on top of the yellow bot and making him fall on top of the computer, crushing it as they both hit the floor. The sisters loudly roared with laughter as tears erupted from their eyes.
"Oh my god! That was just too priceless!" Sari said.
"And we got it all on tape!" Blinx said as she grabbed the camcorder. "My homepage hits are gonna spike through the roof when I post this!"
"Don't you dare!" Ratchet snarled.
The sisters then sprinted like gazelles out the door with Bumblebee and Ratchet running after them.
"Oh man, I'll never look at a human female the same way again." Bulkhead said, totally traumatized.
He then noticed that Prowl was still frozen stiff with that look still plastered on his face.
"Uh, Prowl? You ok?"
He then tapped him on the back. Suddenly the ninjabot's hand flew to his mouth as his fuel tank retched, he then dashed out the door and began vomiting behind a dumpster.
The next day, Blinx was on her laptop checking her homepage and just as she predicted, the hits were higher than ever before. Ratchet and Bumblebee failed to stop the tape from being posted, the girls were just too cunning for them to catch, now everyone was feeling humiliated.
"Wow, I can't believe I got 10,000,000 hits from this!" Blinx said. "Hey you guys want to watch it? The best parts are when Prime pussied out halfway through the video and Bulkhead and Bumblebee trying to turn off the computer only to break it."
All the Autobots shot her looks of daggers ready to stab her. Not only were they humiliated, they were now scarred for life and will probably be having nightmares for weeks.
"Ok, your loss."