If Light Had No Brain
Light is sitting at his desk staring at the death note. Ryuk walks in through the door. Stares at Light. Light hears something turns around. He sees Ryuk. Light turns head is shaking with fear.
Ryuk: You seem to like it.
Light drops to the ground still shaking with fear.
Light: Ahhhh. It's Ronald McDonald. [ Light grabs Ryuk's feet. Starts crying.] I didn't mean to steal that happy meal. But I forgot to pay.
Ryuk: Kid stop crying.
Light stops crying.
Light: I'm sorry Mr. McDonald I really am.
Ryuk: First off I'm not a clown. I'm a Shini-Gami
Ryuk shakes Light off. Light looks puzzled.
Light : What?
Ryuk: A shini-gami a god of death.
Light still looks puzzled.
Light: What?
Ryuk: The thing that kills people.
Light : Oh you mean a squirrel.
Ryuk looks at light. Knells down and smacks him on the head.
Light : OW! Your mean!
Light starts crying again.
Ryuk: And second of all I'm not hear because you stole a happy meal. I'm here because you have my death note.
Ryuk points at Death Note.
Light: of you mean Paul.
Ryuk hits him again. Picks up the death note off the desk. Shows the camera. Light gets up and sits at his desk picks up paper and pencil.
Ryuk: You seem to be enjoying yourself.
Looks back at Light, who is drawing a picture.
Light : Yeah Paul is great he lets me kill all the people who I don't like.
Ryuk: What are you drawing?
Light: A happy sun.
Light turns around and holds up the picture.
Light : When are you going to Leave Mr. Squirrel.
Ryuk: My name is Ryuk. And yes I am not a squirrel I am a Shin-gami.
Light : No you're a squirrel!
Ryuk: Yes
Light : No
Ryuk : Yes
Light : No
Ryuk : Yes
Light : Yes
Ryuk: See now you believe me.
Light: No I just like the word yes. It makes me happy.
Light stands up.
Light: Are you going to take Paul away Mr. Squirrel?
Ryuk: No but we now have a contract that all Shini-gami and humans that find their death note have if you choose to keep it. But first I must tell you thing that will happen since you have used the Death Note. First you can not go to heaven or hell. Second you will live a life of pain and misery. Third I will have to kill you at some point. With the death note I have. [ Points to spare death note in pocket] Do I make myself clear.
Light nods head. Then runs and hugs Ryuk.
Light : Thank you Ryuk.