THE SCIENCE CLASS
this is based on a real convo. im played danny, and my friend hilary (ghostsaliensteletubbiesohmy) played sam, kate played tucker, and avery played dash
Danny and Sam were sitting together in class and the substitute teacher wrote the schedule on the board.
1: video-wonderful world of dung
-summarize highlights
-'i never knew that' impressions
reminder: science test tomorrow (you need a calculator)
Danny sighed and said
"if in the first part of this movie its horrifying im just gonna go to sleep"
they watched the first 20 seconds of the movie, and Danny turned away for a second.
"they showed birds having sex" Sam whispered to him and Danny laughed.
The teacher got up and walked over to Tucker and asked for his ipod.
"why" Tucker said
"because you were playing with it and not watching the movie" the teacher replied and extended his hand for the ipod.
"no" Tucker said and the teacher reached over and turned the movie off.
"c'mon foley" Dash yelled, so Tucker gave up the ipod. the teacher put the movie back on. they continued watching and sam said
"1 cow could flood a 3 story building"
"flys having sex" she whispered shortly after and Danny smiled and surpressed laughter.
"this is gay" Danny whispered
"they just disappear" Sam whispered back
"eew. a 2000 foot dung pile" Danny whispered and laughed
"snakes! aesome!" Sam whipsered enthusiastically
"I love snakes" Danny laughed and rolled his eyes at the movie.
"eww, mushrooms are fertilized by horse or cow poo. we eat those" Danny said, completely disgusted.
"rabbits eat their own dung" Sam whispered
"eww" Danny replied
when the movie was finally over Danny and Sam smiled at eachother and Danny said
"well, thank god that movie is over"
"yea. i didnt need to see elephants eating their own dung and drinking the liguids from it" Sam replied
"ya. i wish i could unsee that" DAnny laughed and Sam joined in
THE END