Lucy McClane: Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Why don't you dig down deep and find a set, Because you'll need them before we're through)
Matthew "Matt" Farrell: Justen Long (Wow, I know that tone. I'm just not used to hearing it from someone with, you know, Hair)
Brett "Jerkoff" Knoll:
[One afternoon as I'm getting ready for my evening jog I hear someone knocking at my Door, I open the door and it's the Jerkoff from two nights before, I grab the sidearm that my father gave me and the magazine that goes with it, push past the Jerkoff and go outside. Where I see my father's car parked by mine. I smile and jog up to it, making sure my sidearm is concealed. The Jerkoff follows me. My dad get's out of the car.]
(John) Lucy, why is this Jerkoff following you?
(Lucy) He has the mistaken Idea that we're dating.
(John) Why don't you leave my daughter alone, she obviously doesn't like you and I don't like you following her around.
(Brett) Come on Lucy, Why don't we just continue where we left off before?
(Lucy) How about not.
(Brett) Come on Baby, Don't be like that.
(John) She told you to leave her alone. Now either you do that and stay alive or keep harrassing her and get shot.
(Brett) You can't threaten me.
(Lucy) Maybe he can't but I can, Keep harrassing me and I'll shoot you.
[My ex-boyfriend grabs me and presses a knife into my side, luckily I know how to get out of the hold he has me in.]
(Brett) Any last words?
(Lucy) Actually, Yes, Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker.
[I shoot him in the foot and break the arm that has the knife in it. I see Matt and my dad looking at me.