I look to the left I look to the right.

No one and I mean no one is watching me that is actually quite surprising. My Dad is so stupid I mean' who grounds someone and then just completely ignores them. He leaves open all the windows and doesn't even bother to lock the door! He's so gullible. Me and my friends played a prank on him, we sent him an email and dressed it up to make it look like his boss had sent it to him, and this is what it said:

Dear Mr Boldrick,

I am very pleased to tell you that tomorrow is turn up at work dressed like a woeman or a man if you are a woeman day I am telling you this because everyone is doing it so you should too!

P.S: And give your daughter a tenner, it is after all a very special day tomorrow!

I know I know we spelt woman wrong, to be honest that's what makes Dad so idiotic. I mean he was in such gullible mood he didn't even notice!

That is just so ironic I mean it he's supposed to be a teacher and he doesn't even know how to spell woman!

And he actually did it too, he went to work wearing a silver tube top that showed way tooooooo much. He had pasted and I mean absolutely plastered himself with thick makeup. He had a pink hat with a very spiky pineapple on top, He sprayed himself with perfume, and he smelt like the rear end of a goat! Stinky!

I had to drive to work with him I tried to get out of it but he just wouldn't stop moaning so I had to go with him. It was sooooo embarrassing! But it was even worse for Dad, even though it was hilarious. Everyone was laughing at him for weeks!

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But that's not why I'm grounded ooooohhh no I'm grounded because I swore I mean I'm 16 for god's sake. I know I still shouldn't have sworn but it was self defence! This gang of really immature teenage boys were following me and shouting rude words and phrases at me and I still get the blame!

And I didn't even stick my fingers at them I just said it; very quietly! I still think that the look on their faces was so funny though; they were so shocked they looked like their eyes were going to fall right out of their head!

I suppose it's not all bad at least he didn't ground me for a week like he usually does.

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"Jennifer get down stairs now!" Shouted Dad

"Dad it's 3 in the morning" I groaned.

"Get up it's nearly time for school!" He replied from down stairs. I knew it couldn't possibly be time for school, so I sprinted down stairs as fast as I could and snatched up the clock from the kitchen table. I almost fainted.

"SCHOOL ISN'T STARTING FOR ANOTHER 7 HOURS!" I screamed my voice cracking. "Sorry I must have read it wrong" He said as if this was perfectly normal in more ways than one. I stalked off mumbling rude but soothing things under my breath.

I jumped up the stairs and collapsed onto my bed. And looked around my bedroom. I painted the walls myself I can be quite good when I want to be at art. My walls have little fishes swimming everywhere on a giant coral reef there are crabs snails nemo fish and starfish lots and lots of starfish.

My wardrobe and draws have both been painted a very light blue. And my also very cheap but nicely coloured desk in the corner has my blue dell laptop perched on it. The theme is supposed to be blue I suppose I've never really thought about it. It's very calm relaxing and stress less having an all blue room. I sat on my back cuddled up on top of my duvet with my drawing book next to me I stretched my hands out and began to draw.

I'm not sure how long I sat there exactly but it was a long time or a whole day. When I looked up through the window the sky was dark and there were stars in the sky! I stood up. "AAHHWWAAAHHHAYA Where am I!" I screamed it was shrill and high I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

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