Joke : Teacher
Same as the chapter 001 , most of these are not mine , some are mine.
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The MegaTastic joke book collection
What do you call out when you throw something at a teacher and she dodges it?
Ans: MISS!
Where did the Metal Work Teacher meet his wife?
Ans : In the BAR!
3)Which one is heavier? A full moon or a half moon?
Ans: a Half – Moon! Because a Full – moon is lighter!
4)Teacher : Why Do you always come late for school?
Pupil : It's not my fault ! You always ring the bell before I get here!
5)Teacher : What is 2 + 2?
Pupil : A window and a cross!
6) Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
7)Mother: How did you find school today?
Son: I just got off the bus and there it was!
8)Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
Teacher : Menisop, please pay attention to class!
Menisop : I am paying as much as I can!
10)Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
11)Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can't be bought!
Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?
-Credits go to DizzyBoy
The purpose of the FanFiction is to compile jokes from all over the net and make it into one book.
Credits will be given to the Joke creator at the end of each chapter.
The joke of site or book taken from is written at the top of each chapter.
Some of the Jokes are mine.