Really REALLY random Idea. It is now 1:28 in the morning, I'm eating hamburger doritos and just had some mountian dew AND my best friend(a complete resi fangirl) is helping. Be prepared.

Ada and her handcuffs

Rebecca attempted to bend her hand around to the handcuffs lock. In her hand was a bobbie-pin and she was struggling to pick the lock. "Ehh!" She complained. Her head was throbbing. And she didn't know how the heck she had gotten to her own bathroom, and she now realized that something was written on her forehead. "What the-?"

She had just been twenty miles away in the meeting place of Umbrella agents(Certain -Special- members only).

She stopped struggling with the handcuffs a moment and stepped out of her bathroom. Making her way to her couch, she plopped down and started fiddling with the locks again. "Arah!" She cried out in frustration. "Why the hell are these on me!"

Many thoughts flooded her head on how to remove them from her wrists. Blowtorch, metal saw, a very sharp ax...

Three sharp knocks on the door interrupted her thoughts. "Who is it?" She called.

"It's me, Billy." A voice called.

"Is that you, Billy? Come in." Rebecca resumed her wrestle with the handcuffs as he opened the door.

"What the hell happened?" Billy exclaimed when he saw Rebecca in the cuffs.

"I don't know!" Rebecca nearly shouted. "One minute I was talking to Leon and the next I'm back at home, handcuffs on my wrists, and this written on my forehead!"

She pointed at her forehead. Billy stared at it. He knew that the woman that liked Leon was dangerous but he hadn't thought that she was jealous. "You mean she-?

"My best guess." Billy glanced at Rebecca's forehead again. In dark red marker, outlined in gold, were three taunting little words.

ADA WUZ HERE!

"She spelled "was" wrong!" Rebecca suddenly shouted.

X-X-X 20 miles away X-X-X

Leon sat confused on the fluffy couch. He was still trying to figure out what had happened only an hour before.

X-X-X

"Hey, Leon." Rebecca greeted.

Leon smiled slightly. "Hi."

The younger S.T.A.R.S member replied, "I can get that book I borrowed back to you soon."

"Cool. How was it?" Leon asked politely. He didn't know the girl well, but they were still friends. He saw Ada walk up besides the girl. She pointed past him and he glanced over his shoulder. When he looked back, the two women were gone.

X-X-X

Ada had returned in fifteen minutes but Rebecca was no where to be found. He suspected Ada may have had something to do with it. He didn't ask though, not yet.

Ada walked into the room and sat close to Leon. "Leon..." She said.

"Uhh..." He hesitated, "What exactly was that?"

"Oh," Ada said, "Just a little... Shall we say, pest problem to take care of..." She trailed off. In her hand, she fingered two markers. One was a deep, crimson red, and the other was a small gold one.

She leaned over and put her head on his shoulder.

Did you expect this? There will be more chapters. As many as possible. Sorry for the extreme short-ness. It will be as hilarious as possible, but still a little naughty.(Next chapter is a little) R&R