Disclaimer: I only own the made up characters. Sunny and MacKenzie belong to themselves. Randy technically belongs to me though and Edge to Mack and Ted to Sunny
Author's Note: So it's been about five months since this has been updated but....I've been busy! And I haven't been inspired to write. Like Randy Orton says, so sue me!
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Abby blushed as Evan continued to hold her hand as he pulled her carefully through the crowded hallways of the school. He smiled at her as he continued to lead her through the hallways of the busy school. He tried to keep the conversation to a minimum so he wouldn't have to shout over the chatter of the other students. He finally pulled her into a semi full classroom then led her to a couple empty desks and he sat in one then she followed suit and sat next to him in the other one.
"So what's it like being Ted's little sister?" Evan asked as he stretched out the best he could in the desk. His eyes were on Abby as she straightened out her things on the tiny desk.
"It kind of sucks, ya know?" she sighed as she bit her bottom lip softly. "I just can't be my own person; I'm always Ted's little sister."
"Yeah, I bet that sucks," Evan chuckled as Mrs. Michaels walked in and he instantly straightened up in his seat.
Abby chuckled before facing forward. She called 'here' politely when Mrs. Michaels had called her name and she listened to the other people's names. There was a Jeff Hardy, Maria Kanellis, John Cena, Phil Brooks, and a John Hennigan and a bunch of other people as well. She sighed as she flipped her notebook open to the first page as Mrs. Michaels began to hand out the textbooks.
"You all will need a book cover for these as well; they're only a year old and the school cannot afford to buy new ones so soon," she explained as she handed one out to each student. "Oh it looks like we're short one book."
Abby glanced at her desk and noticed that there was no book on her desk. She sighed and glanced up at the teacher.
"Miss DiBiase can you go to the office and tell Mrs. McMahon-Levesque that they need to order one Business Law textbook for me, please," Mrs. Michaels asked politely.
Abby nodded her head before standing up and walking out into the hallway. She glanced around; trying to decide which way would be the easiest way to get to the front office. She shrugged her shoulders before heading off to her right, walking casually down the hallway. She turned a corner and with an oomph she fell to the floor. She looked up and her eyes narrowed when she saw Randy Orton towering over her. He had that stupid smirk plastered all over his face before he extended a hand, offering to help her up to her feet. She rolled her eyes and pushed his hand away from her before getting up to her feet.
"No need to be so feisty, Abigale," Randy said stepping in front of her, preventing her from walking away.
"What could you possibly want?" Abby asked, crossing her arms over her chest.
"I do believe it was you that ran into me, Miss DiBiase," Randy smirked, mimicking her by crossing his arms over his chest.
"Well I can assure you that I did not plan on running into you, Orton," Abby said rolling her eyes.
Randy smirked before moving to the side to let her pass, he didn't need to mess with her any longer. Well, at least not right now anyways. Abby gave him a look before walking past him to go to the office. Randy watched her walk away, his eyes scanning down her backside and he smirked before going back to class.
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Abby walked into her second hour class, Family Living and looked at the multiple tables that were set up. She sighed before taking a seat in the last row in the back. She set her stuff down on the smooth table top of the table and took a deep breath. It was on her second class of her day and it felt as if it was going by super slow. She glanced towards the door to see Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and a guy she remembered being called Jason Reeso walked in. She raised an eyebrow before trying to shrink down in her seat so she wouldn't be noticed. It wasn't that she didn't like them—well, she didn't like Randy but Chris Jericho was the one person you wanted to hit but is too cute to hit. You know the type.
"Abigale!" Jericho all but shouted as he saw her trying to cower down below the table. He tossed his stuff next to hers and then took a seat. "I didn't know you were in this class; this is going to be pretty much the best class ever."
Jericho flung his arm around Abby's shoulders as Jay took a seat on the other side of her and Randy opted to sit on the opposite side of Chris. Randy crossed his arms moodily over his chest as he waited for the class to start. Abby glanced back at the door as a group of giggling girls walked in followed by her brother Ted and his best friend, Cody.
" Why do you guy have this class? Isn't this a female type of class?" Abby asked, looking at the guys, mainly at Randy. "Oh and Randy, aren't you feminizing yourself down by being in this class?"
Randy shot her a dark look before leaning forward, his forearms resting on the table. His blue eyes stared into her eyes.
"I needed an easy A," Randy answered before looking at the front of the class. "Is that a good enough answer for you?"
Abby shrugged her shoulders before leaning into Chris, whose smile widened completely at the gesture. He sat up straight before looking at Abby and then at Jay.
"Oh shit, where's my manners? Abigale DiBiase, this is Jason Reeso, he's Adam's best friend. They claim to be brothers but they're definitely not brothers," Chris said, beginning to ramble a little bit.
"Ted your little sister is in this class!" Jay called out to Ted who was busy flirting with one of the giggling girls.
Ted tore his attention away from the chick for a minute and looked over at Jay. He frowned when he saw that Abby was surrounded by guys with not one chick even talking to her. He motioned for Cody to follow him as he walked over and took a seat in front of the group.
"Abby, can't you find chick friends?" Ted asked as he looked at her.
"Can't you mind your own business Teddy Bear?" Abby asked, raising an eyebrow.
The boys began to laugh as they heard Ted's nickname that Abby had always called him. Their laughter was stopped when they saw Barbie walk in. Abby's eyes turned towards Randy for a moment before she looked back at Barbie to see the mascara she had on smeared off as if she had been crying. Abby could tell she tried to fix it but there was no fixing the smudged look.
"Hey Barbie, why are you here? You're not going to fall in love and have a family," Chris shouted at her as she took a seat in the front row, her back to them.
"Why aren't you on your street corner?! I'm sure your clients miss you," Cody shouted out as he tipped his chair back on two legs.
Abby looked at Cody, shocked. She didn't know that Cody could be so mean and she didn't know that Barbie was the girl that nobody really liked other than for a good fuck session. This kind of touched Abby's heart but she just looked over at Jay, who was busy texting on his phone.
"No phones in class, junior," Chris shouted as he followed Abby's eyes over to Jay.
"Like you don't text on your phone, Jericho," Jay retorted as he slipped his phone back into his pocket and he shoved Jericho's arm off of Abby's next and replaced it with his arm.
"Hey Barbie, I heard you were out having sex with Cody's dad last night," Ted shouted at the girl as he smacked hands with Jericho at the remark.
"Hey, what the fuck man," Cody said, shoving his best friend. "My father wouldn't go anywhere near her skanky ass; he has better taste than that."
The class erupted in laughter as the teacher, Stephanie McMahon-Levesque walked into the classroom. The class apparently didn't care as the laughter continued to be heard through the classroom.
"That's enough now class. I'm sorry I'm late, Mr. Levesque needed my help," she said as she set her stuff down at the desk.
"Yeah…needed help with his cock," Jericho mumbled and received a low high five behind Abby's chair from Jay.
"I'm Stephanie McMahon-Levesque and I will be your teacher for the semester. I do not want to put up with anybody's crap this semester. I want each and every one of you to take this class seriously because I will not put up with any childish behavior. This class is going to be graded on one huge assignment and about five or six tests over the text. Your huge assignment will start today and I will be pairing each female with a male and luckily, we have the same amount of females as we do males this semester," Stephanie began to explain as she walked around, handing out the syllabuses for the class.
Jericho groaned under his breath and shoved Jay's arm off of Abby's neck and replaced it with his own. Abby rolled her eyes as she grabbed the paper and looked over it, especially the grading scale. Jericho grabbed a pen out of the side of her open purse and began to doodle all over his syllabus, not caring about anything else that Stephanie McMahon-Levesque was saying.
"And the last week before Christmas break, you and your partner will be getting an electronic device baby doll that will act just like a real baby and you will have to treat it as if it is a real child," Stephanie finished saying as she sat down in the chair and began to write down the girls' names.
"So why do we need a partner in the first place?" Jericho asked without raising his hand as he continued to doodle.
"Because, if you were listening, Mr. Jericho, you will be paired with a female and you will have to go through the steps of a relationship. First the courting, which you guys will do for two weeks before you will be considered 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' and then you'll date for a month before you, the male, will have to think of a fake proposal and over the next month you and your partner will be planning a wedding, and then a honeymoon and so on," Stephanie started to explain again.
"Why?" Jericho whined as he kicked his foot aimlessly at the carpet.
"Just shut up, Chris," Abby laughed as she wrote her name in the upper right hand corner on her syllabus.
"Okay, guys you have to draw out of this hat to see who your partner is," Stephanie said as she placed the names in a hat. "Do not look at your slip of paper until every guy has one."
The guys groaned but stood up, waiting for their turn. Jack Swagger had also joined the guys' group and Jeff Hardy, the loner was sitting at a far corner. Randy looked over at Abby, watching as she doodled aimlessly on her notebook now, having put her syllabus away. Oh how he wanted to be paired with her.
"Randy Orton, please pay attention," Stephanie said as she stopped in front of him, waiting for him to draw a name.
Randy narrowed his eyes at her before reaching into the hat and pulling out a little slip of paper. His eyes landed back on Abigale before watching Jericho draw and finally, Jay draw. Randy sighed in relief as they all sat back down.
"No, no, no. Stand back up, guys and come to the front of the classroom. Each of you are going to read the name off on your slip of paper and hand the girl a rose," Stephanie said motioning to the vase full of multiple colors of roses.
Randy groaned before following the rest of the guys to the front of the classroom. He wanted to get Abby but he didn't know who he would happen to get. He looked at the shirt that Abby was wearing and grabbed a blue rose out of the vase. Listening to people name off who they'd gotten; so far Jeff had picked out Barbie's name, Cody picked Maria's name, Jack Swagger had gotten Taryn Terrell, and so far Dave had picked Mickie's name.
"Stephanie, why didn't you put your name in there? I don't want to work with this person," Chris said, leaning heavily on her desk.
"Christopher you will turn around and say her name then hand her the rose," Stephanie said sternly.
"Fine. Baylie Jones, here is your rose," Chris muttered before handing this girl a rose. She had red hair that was a little frizzy and glasses.
The guys burst out into laughter as Chris stumbled back to his chair and sat down, moodily. Randy watched as Abby hugged him for what appeared to be comfort.
"Maryse! I got Maryse!" Jay said excitedly and everybody could tell that he was trying hard not to jump up and down.
Maryse was the one girl in the high school that every guy wanted to be with; long blonde hair and the perfect body. Except for Randy, he's been with her four times before, and that was enough for him. Randy chuckled as he watched Jay hand Maryse a pink rose. Randy looked at Ted, they were the last two left. Abby and this girl named Sunny were the only two girls left and Randy knew that Ted was praying he didn't get his own sister.
"Sunny," Ted said relieved as he opened the little slip of paper and saw that the one girl he's been crushing on was on his slip of paper.
Ted graciously handed Sunny a yellow rose and Randy stood there, a smirk growing on his face as he shoved the piece of paper in his pocket. There was the option of getting MacKenzie, Adam's girl but he knew that wasn't possible.
"Here you go, Abigale DiBiase," Randy said, walking over to Abby who didn't seem to be too happy about the arrangement.
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Randy walked out of the school after the school day ended and was grateful that there wasn't any football practice; thankfully, he was able to convince his father, the football coach. He saw Adam's car parked back in its usual spot and MacKenzie was firmly planted on the hood of Adam's car, a cigarette between her lips.
"Where have you two been all day?" Randy asked, walking to his Hummer 2 and throwing his things in the backseat before turning to look at Adam.
"Fucking, what's it to you, pretty boy?" MacKenzie said with a smirk as Adam grinned back at her before he leaned against his car.
"How was school? Anything important happen?" Adam asked curiously as he watched Randy.
Randy smirked and looked towards the front doors and frowned when he saw Abby talking with Evan Bourne. His mood dropped a little as he watched them interact, ignoring Adam's question as he watched. He had forgotten about his plan for awhile; especially after the Family Living class and being paired with Abby.
"You missed Family Living…it was good. I got paired with Abby for this huge project thing; I'm so going to get her to fall for me," Randy said, his eyes still on Abby and Evan.
"You want to make that a bet?" Adam asked with a smirk.
"I don't need to bet on a sure thing but I'll make you a different bet, I'll have her in bed with me by tonight at Chris' party," Randy said, turning his attention to Adam.
"You got a deal there and if you win, I'll buy you a case of beer but if you lose, you have to streak naked at the first home football game," Adam said, grinning.
"Deal," Randy smirked as they shook hands.
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"Teddy Bear, I don't want to change," Abby whined as she looked down at her short pleated gray skirt and her black top that showed some of her cleavage, silver bra, and some of her stomache.
"I don't care Abigale Kay, you need to change. I don't want those pervs that go to the same school as us looking at you. They could call you a whore," Ted said crossing his arms in front of her, refusing to let her out of her room.
"Theodore Marvin, you move your fat ass right now," Abby said, stomping her stiletto clad boot against the carpeted floor.
Ted looked at his sister and rolled his eyes. He could tell that she wasn't going to change her mind about changing her clothes so he moved out of her way so she could go eat something for supper before going to the party. He sighed and walked down after her and watched as she got the pizza out of the oven that she had put in before she had started getting changed.
"I wish you'd change, Abby Bug," Ted muttered as he sat at the island on one of the stools as he watched her begin to cut the pizza into slices.
"I wish you'd drop that idea, Teddy Bear," she said before walking over and grabbing three plates and setting them on the island. She then grabbed three forks and three glasses before doing the same with them. "Where's Brett?"
"I don't know, go find him," Ted said as he grabbed a piece of the pizza and took a bite but spit it back out after burning his mouth. "Ow…fuck."
Abby laughed as she walked down into the basement to find her little brother. She knocked on his bedroom door before walking in and finding him playing some video game. She laughed before motioning for him to come eat supper.
"Where are you going dressed like that Abby?" Brett asked as he took a bite of the pizza, looking at his older sister.
"Teddy and I are going to a party and you are going to go over to Nathan's house until Daddy or Mom gets home, got it?" Abby said, looking at her little brother.
Brett nodded and Abby grinned before placing her plate in the dishwasher followed by her dirty fork and glass. She frowned when the doorbell rang and she walked to the front door and opened it to see Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes standing there. Her eyes narrowed at Randy but welcomed them in due to her polite nature.
"What are you doing here?" she asked, looking at Randy her arms now crossed over her chest, an eyebrow raised.
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