Story: Sailor Moon: Season Anti
Summary: Two new Sailors have been found. But these aren't normal Sailors, there completely different! Will the gang be able to deal with these trouble makers? Or will they die from the insanity of this fic
Author: PrincessesBobandSpecialK
Chapter: Chapter 2, Trip to Princess Peach Land!
Authors Note: Okay if any one knows a Beta reader that we could use, could you tell us?
Same night...
Bob stared out her bedroom window. The day had been hectic, seeing as they were now senshi, princesses and related to.. Sailor Moo! I mean Moon! Anyway as Bob stare out the window, the clouds went away to reveal the beautiful moon, which was glowing in the night. Bob couldn't help but start to sing
I've waited all of my life..
For the day when power appears
AND
Like a story in the olden days,
it will come with a diamond encrusted crown
And now I can feel my destiny
And will it come with servants?
My heart beats fast, has the day come?
Oh dreary night, is this the day I dreamed of?
Oh starry night
I hope I don't get annoying future child
Every-night, I think of it
Here in my small room,
Hoping it won't come with a annoying prince
And I sit im-patiently, waiting for a sign
And I hope that job comes with bows
I can here it now, has it come?
Oh dreary night, is this the day I dreamed of?
Oh starry night
I hope I don't get any mobs at my door
Oh starry night
Is he the moment I dream of?
Oh starry night
How will I know?
Will I go crazy?
Is this my destiny?
Bob let out another sigh, and turned to go back inside. She had along day ahead of her tomorrow, Rainbow had grounded the girls, because the toast that Bob had forgotten about had burnt part of the house, and the girls were going to have to scrub the walls.
The next day found the girls scrubbing the walls, while also thinking up names for their alter egos. "It should be based on our attacks and transformations" said Special K, scrubbing at a black spot. "Well our attacks revolve around hating twilight and Facebook" said Bob. "So.. Sailor Anti- Twilight and Anti-Facebook" she suggested. "PERFECT" exclaimed the blonde. All of a sudden, the girls stopped what they were doing. A commercial had came on the TV, which had also just randomly turned on. "IT IS THE NEW FABULOUS PRINCESS PEACH SUPER S ADVENTURE GAME" screamed the announcer as images of Peach flashed.
The girls glanced at each other and began to laugh their heads off. One of the main things that the girls agreed on is that Peach was: Annoying, Stupid, Blonde, Defenseless, and of course a word that we can not say, but rhymes with floor. Anyway the girls spent 5 minutes on the floor laughing before they decided to go do something minutes later found them cruising down the street in the car, going to the cafe that their/un-cousin/ex-cousin/past-cousin whatever had mentioned to them.
Bob managed to find the place with our much difficulty. However she like the day before, ran some one over, while she was trying to park. "I think its the guy from yesterday" said Special K. Bob just shrugged and stepped over the body. The man grabbed her leg as she was doing so. "Hel.. me... ease" he stammered. Bob just rolled her eyes and continued on, with Special K in tow.
The inside of the cafe turned out to be an arcade as well, which made the girls happy.
However their bubble was burst when the arcade guy asked about the dying guy in front. "He's okay" snapped Bob. The man shrugged it off, and asked for their orders. "Chocolate Sundaes, Two Sprites, and a salad" she said. "You don't eat salads" she stated. "Its not for me, its for the computer over there with Facebook open" she said pointing. Special K turned to look and there was an indeed a computer (A laptop actually) with Facebook open.
Just then the arcade dude, who's name is Andrew, handed them their order. When he wasn't looking, Bob threw the salad and the bowl at the laptop, which not surprisingly pissed the owner of it off, and broke the screen. "MY COMPUTER" screamed the woman. She then got up and began flinging stuff at everyone. And at that moment, Usagi, her friends, her annoying boyfriend, and a pinked haired kid walked in. "WTF, WHY IS SHE THROWING STUFF" yelled Rei, as the group came over to the girls. "Bob threw her salad bowl at her laptop, and it broke the screen" said Special K, poking at her sundae. A shoe at the head followed. "Lets leave, I don't want to spend time in places with crazy people" said Bob.
So the group went over to the girls house, much to Bobs dismay. What ruined her mood even more is when her new cousin decided to play that new stupid game of hers on girls Xbox. "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS MY RARE, ULTRA-HARD TO FIND, CHEAP COPY OF MORROWIND" she screamed. "Don't worry I'll take care of it" she said. She then put the game in its case and began playing the game. "You know I'm suprised that they even make games for the orginal Xbox, I thought they would stop" said Special K. "They did, hey Usagi what game did you even buy. "Princess Peach Super S Action Game" she stated.
Bob and Special K began to scream. "YOU BROUGHT PEACH INTO OUR HOUSE?!!?!" screamed Special K. "Yes?" answered Usagi, who was scared at this behavior. "UGHHH, IF YOU WEREN'T MY COUSIN I'D KILL YOU" screamed Bob. "What the hell is the matter with playing Princess Peach, it's a game" said Darien snottily. "WE HATE PEACH!!!! SHE IS SO.. SOO.. ANNOYING" shouted Bob. And as Bob said those words, the screen of the TV which was showing the start up for Princess Peach, opened a giant portal. "What the hell" yelled Bob. The portal glowed earily and wrapped around the girls. The last think that Bob remembered before losing consciousness, was Special K's screams and the sound of two children screaming. And then every thing went black.
"Ughh" mumbled Bob as she opened her eyes. "Wake up idiot" came a child like voice, which matched Rini's voice. And thats whose face Bob was greeted by. "What did you call me" she said rubbing her eyes. "You heard me idiot, your and idiot" she said sneering. Bob froze for a second and then pushed Rini over. "Respect your Elder/Future Queen/ Family member" stated Bob dusting off what appeared to be sand, off her pants.
"Yeah well I'm the future Queen of Crystal Tokyo" she said sticking her tongue out. "Yeah we'll I'm going to rule half the universe, and your short" she said, turning to look at the vast sand hills. "Well bye" said Bob as she started walking off. "HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING IDIOT" screamed Rini. "Any where without you" she said, and ran off before the girl could catch up or follow.
An hour later Bob finally found some life, which was in a creepy looking shrine. Though it turned out not to be exactly who Bob thought it might be. "WTF, TOM NOOK FROM ANIMAL CROSSING?!!?!?" she screamed at the sight of him. "Welcome" he said rushing up to her. "THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANIMAL CROSSING FOR THE XBOX" she shouted. "Yes, but I'm not Tom Nook. I am..... a FACEBOOK USER" he screamed. Bob gasped and began backing up. However a random wall appeared, and Bob was cornered, and she could do the only think she could. She started screaming
With Special K
Special K's wake up was slightly different. She instead woke up the modest and nice, Hotaru Tomoe, who's senshi form she had once cosplayed for. "Are you okay Special K" she asked holding out her hand to help her up. "Yes just dazed, where are we?" she asked. Hotaru pointed over her head. SPecial K frowned and glanced behind her and to her horror, a sign reading: WELCOME TO PRINCESS PEACH SUPER S ACTION GAME. Special K began screaming and started backing away, and like Bob, thought Bob was doing it because she was annoyed, began running, but with Hotaru in toe.
The two found themselves outside what appeared to be a spooky looking praying place.
What are the chances its the same one as Bob? Well lets find out. Before Special K could turn to leave, a scream came from the shrine. "Thats Bob" said Special K. She ran in to the house, but first putting Hotaru in a safe spot. Not knowing what to expect,
inside she was greeted by... EDWARD CULLEN. She backed away from him immediately and began screaming. "You shall die, Me hater" he said, moving in for the kill. And at once Special K knew that she was going to die.. or be turned into a vampy minion.
With Bob
Bob glanced around her for anything that could help. The only thing within reach was a pipe. 'Better then nothing' she thought. She grabbed the pipe and then hit Tom Nook in the face with it. The raccoon screamed and backed up slightly. He growled and then prepared to attack again, but he didn't get far, because Bob hit him over the head with the pipe. "DIE YOU FACEBOOK LOVER" she screamed as she beat his head in. After a moment or so she realized he was dead, or unconscious, and decided it was best to leave.
With Special K
Special K glanced around her, an unlike Bob, she found nothing to defend her self with. "Well I am fu-" before she could finish that sentence Bob, appeared from a room. "OMG SPECIAL K" she screamed running towards her. Edward Cullen laughed. "Great now I can kill both of you idiots at once" he said, laughing. "NO ONE, excluding family members, IS ALLOWED TO CALL US IDIOTS" screamed Bob. "Lets Make-Up!" shouted Special K. Bob nodded and they pulled out their shiny, pointy things.
"Anti-Facebook Make-up!"
"Anti-Twilight Make-Up!"
Both girls felt the power of what ever planet they were/are from take over them. Bob was the first one transformed. And just as Special K was finishing, Tom Nook popped out of the room, with rabies. "YOU FORGOT YOUR RAFFLE TICKET!!!" he screamed. He then pulled sharp looking tickets out of his pocket and began throwing them at the senshi. "AGHHH" screamed Special K as the razor tickets started to cut them. Bob dodged one, but she was unsuccessful, because another chopped of some of her hair.
"HEY" screamed Bob. "Lets attack them" said Bob. "Right" came the reply. "Facebook Disabler Explosion" screamed Bob. Thankfully Bob got her target, and he was dusted into moon- I mean Facebook hater dust? "Yes!! I did it, I did it hooray!" screamed Bob. Special K adn Edward sweat dropped. However at that random moment, the dust/ashes of Tom Nook turned back into Tom Nook.
To be blunt about it, Bob and Special K were floored. "WHAT THE HELL" screamed the girls. Edward began laughing. "Do you really think you girls can defeat us? I am... Edward Cullen, vampire un-resisty, and immortal" he boosted to them. Special K rolled her eyes. "Yeah well were super heroes/princesses, and FUTIRE QUEENS OF THE UNIVERSE" screamed the girl. "Yes, well your going to die" said the vampire. "Yes you shall die... AND I'LL SELL YOUR CORPSES FOR HALF PRICE" screamed the crazed animal. "Charming Vampirarific Looks" screamed Edward. Special K found her self in a lovely dopy state. "I love you Edward" she said. "NOOOO SPECIAL K,YOU CAN'T LOVE HIM, WE HATE HIM" she sobbed. "Try all you want, your friend shall be forever a twilight fan!" Bob turned to see..
"Princess Peach?!?!?" she said, staring at the blonde that she hated so much. Peach laughed. "Yes it is I, Princess Peach" she said jumping down from the staircase she was standing on. "It's good to finally meet you" she said. "It is?" asked Bob, suspicious. "Phhh no, I've hated you-" "Facebook Disabler Explosion" screamed Bob before the girl could finish. Peach found her self in a heap against the wall. "YOU BIT-" "Facebook Disabler Explosion" screamed Bob again. "WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT US" said Edward. "Yes I can" said Bob. "Really? VAMPIRE VENOM BITE" screamed Edward.
Bob couldn't help but scream out as her veins began to burn with what felt like fire. "Soon you shall be.. a vampire!" he said laughing. "COOL I GET TO BE IMMORTAL" said Bob, grasping her arm. "I thought you hate vampires" said Peach. "No, just Twilight, I really the fact of being un dead" she said. "Well that failed" said Edward. And before they could utter another word, Rainbow appeared in-front of them. "BOB, USE THIS" she screamed, throwing a wand at her, and then disappearing. Bob grabbed it with ease, but it was soon knocked out of her hand by Special K. "WHAT THE HELL" she said. "You must submit to being a follower" she droned. "Hell no" said Bob.
She then grabbed the wand with her K scowled. "Twilight Burning Mediation!" screamed Special K. Bob screamed as she hit the wall. "WHAT KINDA COUSIN ARE YOU!?!?" she screeched. "The hating type" she said. Bob looked down at the wand still in her hand. "Umm... Universal Obsessively Hating Power?" said Bob unsure. The wand exploded with colors and every one in the room felt a burning sensation. Princess Peach screamed, and fled the scene before she could get hit. Edward Cullen was un-harmed, but Tom Nook was destroyed. And Special K was freed from her curse. Bob threw the wand at her. "QUICK" she said, as Special K got up from where she had fallen down. "Ugh.. Heart Burning Remedy" she said. Flames wrapped around the room and encased every thing. "We have to get out of here" said Bob. Special K nodded and the ran from the house, the cries of a burning Edward in the backround.
"Sigil stone has been added to your bag"
Special K glanced at Bob. "What did you say" she asked, confused. "I didn't say anything" A blue fire wrapped around them. "What the hell" said Bob. And for the second time that day Bob and Special K, lost consciousness
Sometime Later
The girls this time awoke to the senshi, a destroyed living room, and a crying Rainbow. "Oh god your alive, I thought you died" said Rainbow crying into a handkerchief. "Ughh what happened to the room" asked Special K, sitting up. "When you came out of the freaky portal, it blew up the place" said Rei. "Phhh, well whatever" said Bob dusting on her pants. "Hey wait wheres Rini" asked Usagi looking around. And if on cue, a portal formed and threw her out, making her ass. "OWWW" she said. "Ehh your fine" said Bob.
"YOU, YOU DITCHED ME, AND LEFT ME TO DIE" she screamed standing up. "Don't listen to her Usagi, I'm your cousin, she's your future bratty child, don't follow for his tricks" said Bob. "I AM NOT A GUY" screamed Rini, her cheeks pink from screaming.
"Could have failed me" said Special K. "Hey I got an Idea, lets go to the mall" said Usagi. "AGREED" said Bob. "HEY WHAT ABOUT ME" muffled Rini. "No one cares" said Bob, walking off. Special K glanced at the bratty child and smiled. It would not be lng before she noticed the kick me sign on her back.