Authors Note: I do not own Sailor Moon – But I do own the following: Plotline, Bob, Special K, the Anti's, Rainbow, and such. Oh and Myself of course. Also I have changed the summary to appeal to more people. Please not that 25 % more crack is going to be added. But it won't be complete crack just hilarious.
Story: The adventures of the Anti's!
Summary: Time has passed since the Starlight's have left. Two new senshi appear cousins, and messiahs of the universe. But these girls are not quite so innocent. With them comes madness and problems. And with them comes a team of equally insane senshi
Author: PrincessesBobandSpecialK
Chapter: Chapter 3: The Author
It was a cold day, not surprisingly seeing as it was fall, and snow was beginning to fall. Anyway the residents of the Clark household were suffering from the loss of the warm days. Everyone was in a slump. Special K was spending more time sitting around doing nothing and Rainbow was simply sighing at the commercials of the warm tropical places such as Hawaii. Bob however was sad for different reasons. She didn't like winter but it was a reason not to go outside, it was also a reason to sit in front of a heated fireplace. The real reason why she was sad was because her car had been towed. The news had come only that morning, and Bob was in tears. "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RALPH! WHY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT WHORE DOT MATRIX!" Bob screamed into the open air. Special K stepped into the room and threw a shoe at her head. "STOP YELLING" she screamed back. Special K was in an equally bad mood. "IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU'RE PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREEWAY, AND THIRTY NINE CARS CRASHED BECAUSE OF IT, IT'S YOUR FAULT" Bob sniffed and wiped away her tears. "But I miss Ralph, we had a such time running over that guy who is only bluntly mentioned in the story and will later prove to be vital to the plot line" she replied toying with the T.V remote. "OMG YOU PLOT LINE WHORE YOU JUST GAVE AWAY APART OF THE PLOT LINE" Special K was edgy, and didn't need any more stress. Though I probably should mention that I plan on making her Edward Cullen's wife in a later episode. Special K jerked up at the sound of my voice. "I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT BOB, YOUR THE PLOT LINE WHORE AND I'M GOING TO M-"
COMMERICAL TIME!
Some time later
So after skipping Special K trying to behead me, we skip to the girls leaving for school. Bob is over her car issues and has resorted to stealing Rainbows car, not that Rainbow knew. If she did she would tear Bob a new one which would be M rated Fan fiction and I can't post anything like that under Teen work. Anyway so as Bob ran red lights and threw corn fields towards school, Special K was mumbling off about how I cut her off and the plot line problems. I also should mention while I'm at it how I burned her manga an-"I HATE THIS &#$ing NARRATOR, WHY DID WE HAVE TO HER AS THE NARRATOR, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A FREAKIN IDIOT" Special K's screams were ignored as Bob continued to drive onward.
At that same moment the cop that had towed Bob's car and fined her for driving a car without a license and parking a car in the middle of a freeway appeared and noticed that Bob was driving. "OMG ITS THAT CRAZY TEEN" the cop but on his alarm and began chasing Bob and Special K. "OMG NOW SHE'S SENDING THE COPS AFTER US, DAMN YOU SANIACREA!" I ignored her and the cops continued to chase them. Bob began to panic and drove into another corn field that was close by which is ironic because they are on a high way. Also its weird is that they can go so fast in heavy traffic, seeing as it is Japan.
So the girls drove through a corn field while the cops chased them. Bob took a sudden turn, but they didn't manage to shake off the cop. The cop was gaining on her, but at that random moment, a random ramp appeared and Bob drove off of it, the cop snarled in detest as he watched her get away. "GOOD BYE COP DUDE" yelled Bob. Bob looked around at where they were. "Hey! We're at school" exclaimed Bob. "Yes but we ran over the guy again" pointed out to Bob, and pointing to the dying guy. "I KNOW LETS CALL HIM-"At that moment I appeared into the scene. "I NEED THAT NAME FOR ANOTHER EPSIODE" I disappeared at that second, letting the story continue on. "I hate the narrator" stated Special K. Bob rolled her eyes. "No you don't then you'd hate me"
TIME SKIP OF DOOM... NOT REALLY
The girls where now in class and they were not having a blast. It was like having a cast. Special K looked up at the room around her. "GREAT NOW SHE'S RHYMING" she screamed. Miss Haruna glared at her. "IM NOT RHYMING" Special K seethed. "Not you, Daedric Moon Princess!" screamed Special K "THE FIREWALL, THE FIREWALL" Haruna looked around the room and stepped back. "Who the fuck said that!" she said with a sneer. "I JUST SAID IT WAS DMP, SEE'S EVIL" They did not know that I actually had unplugged my headphones and that was from Reboot. Anyway Haruna was so confused I decided to reroot my attention to something else for the time being. Even if Special K was being a tad to mad, from the blues. Special K snarled with a look of hate on her face. "I HATE THAT NARRATOR" Bob smiled with merrier face and laughed. "Okay come on it's that bad, see's only toying" Actually I was trying to be Annoying. "Well that's not really nice is it?" she said crossing her arms. I wonder if we have any fried rice. Serena waved her hand at me. I wonder when the last time she shaved her legs was. She stopped waving and looked pissed. I don't think I'll ever miss her if she disappears. The teacher began to look scared, so I decided to leave. Not that I cared about her.
Time went on...
It was Lunch time and everyone was having a bunch! Bob looked irked and I decided to jerk her around some more. I decided to say that I'm the one who parked her car in the freeway. She instantly started to bark at me. "YOU BI- HOW COULD YOU I'M YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO RALPH!" her screams made me hungry for ice cream. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR ICE CREAM! I HATE YOU" its fun to bate people. Bob was suddenly completely angry, which made me want to go back to my Shangri-la. So I left them there, but not without a doubt that I would be back. Smack
After school (Author is not present)
Serena looked at everyone else and opened her mouth to speak-"Wait back up when the hell did we start using American names" asked Amy. "We didn't, it's just DMP forgetting yet again" said Special K. At that moment Rainbow appeared smiling at the girls. "Guess what you are all sleeping over at my house" said Rainbow. "But we already sleep over at your house, we live with you" said Bob. Rainbow glanced at Bob angrily. "OF COURSE YOU DO IDIOIT I WAS TALKING TO YOUR COUSIN AND HER SENSHI!" Bob took a step back in awkwardness. Sometime later they were at the house and they all gathered at the large gothic styled table which could fit 24 people comfortably. Rainbow turned to look at Bob with anger. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" she screeched. Bob frowned with confusion. "I don't understand" she replied looking at her hands. "Isn't it obvious your alternate ego is causing problems, she appeared earlier and started rhyming and she destroyed the internet" "I CAN'T PLAY BINGO, I CAN'T PLAY BINGO!" Rainbow began to sob and got down on her knees. Special K hugged Rainbow. "We know what we must do, we must stop... DaedricMoonPrincess, Queen of Dusk and Insanity, AndrAIa and Megabyte pairing lover, he-"Stop advertising DMP" said Rei, who had just interrupted Bob.
At that time I decided to make an appearance. Rainbow started to cry even harder, and I wonder what her carder is? Does she even have one? or is it Clark which reminds me of the sparking firewall? No one-"ITS CLARK" snapped Rainbow. I clapped at her dismay, and a sudden question came to Usagi's mind. "What's your real name then?" she asked, playing right into my game. Rainbow glared, and before she dared, I answered with a glee: Ummi. "Ummi? Is that Japanese?" asked Bob. Sure (It's actually African) Rainbow glared daggers and grumbled. She got up and staggered. "THAT'S IT WERE FINIDNG THAT BITCH" "WITCH" exclaimed Usagi, rhyming along like a poem or a song. Everyone agreed, including Darien who we didn't invite but showed up. So the load created a portal and they were on the way to find me, and the fates were twining. In the McDonalds the mysterious blond was mad as a conned man. "SHE'S MAKING EVERY ONE MISERABLE SO EASY, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO IT!" she screamed. I decided to mention to the viewers how she blew a man only minutes earlier. She began to scream and scream. She turned to the Loser Duo with a mean look. "FIND HER BEFORE THE SENSHI DO, SHE MUST DIE!"
In the land of Sprite Rivers and cookie tree's, the senshi were looking for me, but Neptune had to stop to take a pee. As she peed she was creeped about how I bleeped about her peeing. When she was finished, the fleas took to her hair. "WHAT FLEAS" screamed Neptune grabbing her hair. I laughed and the senshi were getting more furious. Things got even more curious when a blond, amethyst eyed girl appeared. My bliss disappeared because I realized it was Mermain123. "What the hell is going on, and why is DMP RHYMING!" she asked looking at everyone. Rei was the first one to speak up. "SHE IS PISSING EVERY ONE OFF BY MAKING THEM MISERBAL AND SHE'S RHYMING, IT SHOULD BE ME DOING THAT!" Everyone went silent at that. "Wow what a b-"HEY NO USE OF THAT WORD" screamed Mermain123. She reminds me of a free bird, like herd of cattle, or like a batt- "Okay that's it she needs to be stopped, not just for the rhyming, but because she drove into my car"
They walked on, Mermain pointed out that I lived in a castle that was located four miles from where they were. They were currently in my forest of sprite and cookies. They continued to walk, all thinking of the things they wanted to do to me, including haunting me. After the forest they came upon the realms of Oblivion. They faced Daedra, Martin Septim, the whore Dot Matrix, and evil yet cute kittens. But the worst was Dot matrix. And all of a sudden Mermain stopped. And then something happened, DMP appeared. And every one was mad, but everyone was wondering why the narration was still going on
DMP'S P.O.V
I sighed in annoyance. I was only minutes prior playing on my Xbox, thinking of things to do, and missing my laptop, Labbie. But then apparently the Senshi were in trouble. So I appeared before them and now they were mad at me. "YOU" screamed Rainbow. I ignored her. "DO YOU HAVE TO BUG ME I WAS PLAYING MORROWIND" before any one could say anything Mermain spoke up. "You were playing video games? Then who the hell is narrating?" asked Mermain. I was confused, and then I realized that someone had been narrating, and it hadn't been me, but who the hell could it be?
Normal P.O.V
So they continued on and every one tried to guess who I was, but no one was even close... well DMP was. Someone guessed Bowser, Princess Peach, Edward Cullen, Tom the Raccoon, Fatty McCarty, but no one had the answer. Eventually they came to the outside of Random Studios which is where I was hiding. They stepped inside and walked around and eventually after looking they found- me: AndrAIa. DMP was pissed as hell. "I KNEW IT HAD TO BE SOME ONE FROM REBOOT!" I laughed at her, but she just glared. "I knew it was you because you kept calling Dot Matrix a whore" she said crossing her arms. "Well she is the whole fiasco with Bob and Megabyte made her look like one. She chose the "normal Bob" on his looks." Said AndrAIa. Then she realized that I and Mermain were in charge of narration. And we realized that we could have done more but were lazy, but next time it will be even better – were getting more senshi, so from us to you, another hopeful chapter!
Oh and if you're wondering about the loser duo, they got lost, and after ten hours of walking managed to find their way home, but the mysterious blond was still pissed.
PrincessesBobandSpeicalK: I hope you enjoyed, next chapter will be dedicated to the next two senshi, the twin geniuses!