Duck Butts: Greatest Hits Chapter 2: The Music, a naruto fanfic

Here I am with chapter two! This one was really fun to write!
Please do NOT steal any of the lyrics I wrote. It took me a long time to write them and I probably will record them someday. Thanks and enjoy!
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Chapter Two: The Music
For the next two weeks, the newly founded Duck Butts spent every waking hour attempting to write catchy tunes and lyrics. Now the four sat, in one of the empty rooms in the Akatsuki headquarters.
"Hey, Sasuke," Karin blushed like she did every time she looked at Sasuke. His skin was just so pale and perfect, his eyes cool and his muscular body hot. But what she liked most about him was his chakra. Yes, Sasuke had a really interesting, powerful chakra and Karin just loved being around him. "I think I've got a good tune and lyrics."
"Hmm," Sasuke stopped writing and look up. This make Karin blush even more. "Let's hear it, Karin."
"Um," Karin looked into Sasuke's eyes and was lost. Those beautiful eyes that could do so much harm…
"Karin!" Suigetsu woke her up impatiently. "What is it?"
"Oh right," she muttered, slightly embarrassed. "Here it goes:

Do you wanna come with me
And shake it 'till we get naughty
Take me to your pad
I promise not to be bad
All I want is something rough
And you're just right, hot stuff
Just take me to your room
And lock the-"

"I think that's enough," Sasuke interrupted. Karin looked up from her paper to see Suigestsu had a shocked, frightened expression, Jugo appeared to be fighting his killing instinct, and Sasuke looked almost disgusted, if that was even possible.
"I'm sorry," Karin tried not to burst into tears. Her voice cracked. "I didn't mean to-"
"Sure you didn't," Suigetsu muttered, finally coming out of his scared state. "We all know that's what you really feel like doing."
He stopped as he felt Karin's boot smash against his face.
"Enough," Sasuke glared at the two evilly, which was enough for Suigetsu to stop complaining. "I also wrote a song." He began singing. His companions were impressed at the tone of his voice; it made his song sound like a lullaby, despite the words.

"I'm not the kind of guy
Who wants to save the day
I'm not interested
In your hero play
'He's crazy'
It's what you all say
But I really couldn't give a care
So just get out of my hair

I'm gonna walk round the whole wide world
And destroy everything in my path
Nothing can stop me 'cause
Killing's all that I have
This world is ugly alive,
I'd be prettier if it all fried
So just get out of my way
Or your life will end today

'Cause I'm the Avenger
I wanna hurt you
I've got this giant world to chew
This planet's stupid
Why don't we nuke it
I've let my vengeance take control
Hate is my only friend; I guess love was my toll

When I see bunnies in a field
I want to slaughter them
So they know how it feels
To be all alone, left in the cold
Like the world abandoned me
Terrorizing is my destiny

"Hmm…" Madara walked into the room. "That sounds good."
"Wow, kid," Kisame appeared behind Madara and turned to Duck Butt's founder. "You and Itachi have the same horrible taste in music. I guess it runs in the family." Sasuke's face remained expressionless.
"Hey, Sasuke," Suigestsu looked at his leader, wiping the tears from his eyes. "That was amazing!"
"So," Madara looked down at his young star. "When do you plan on recording this?"
"I don't know," the emotionless teen admitted. "Maybe after we come up with some other songs."
"I've got one!" Suigetsu held up the paper he was holding.

"I was racing down the road in a thing called a 'car'
It was so fast, I was going so far
Then I looked out the window to see
Two joggers right behind me
It was perfectly normal, they had on clothes
But then I noticed something about their toes
There were strange hooves instead of feet
And their fast pace couldn't be beat
I took a look at one's face
OMG! It was an odd face!
Instead of a regular face
This guy hade a goat face
I parked the car and hid in a place
But then those goats went, stood by the car and paced
It was so weird!
I was in fear!
Until…

Sasuke came running out
He ate one goat without a pout
While he face was stuffed
He threw a giant fish that was puffed
It was safe, so I came out of my spot
And then Sasuke asked me to smoke pot"

Suigetsu proudly looked around at the others in the room. Noticing their slightly disturbed faces, he smiled. "I take it you liked the song."
"Um," Sasuke didn't know what to say. Just the thought of smoking pot freaked him out. "It was-"
"Great!" Kisame and Suigetsu high-fived. "That's what I'm talking about!"
"I found it very…erm…. interesting," Madara replied. "Maybe we should let Sasuke stick to writing the songs."
So, they continued, writing songs. Soon, very soon, the Duck Butts would have their first hit….