Kingdom Hearts Dare Show-Seresu-chan Style

Okay. This time I got bored and since I have another review from the coolest guy I know of on this awesome site, I thought I would post another chapter. Thank you, ultima-owner! You are the coolest person to review yet...besides emerald-chan and Asuka Neko. Y'all rock! And disclaimer, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, Marluxia would be the Superior already and wouldn't have died.

Seresu-chan: Hey, everybody! We gots more dares!

Axel: Oh god, torture time.

Seresu-chan: Oh, deal with it, you freaky pyro! *sticks tongue out*

Vexen: Yeah, pyro. Let the host talk. Are there any dares that involve me?

Seresu-chan: Not this time. But everyone reviewing, send in some Vexen dares. No yaoi.

Xaldin: Then who's got the dares?

Seresu-chan: Well, you do. ultima-owner dares you to go fly a kite. I'm adding a little something. You have to do it when Larxene is mad and take her with you.

Xaldin: Uh, oh.

Seresu-chan: Oh, Larxene!

Larxene: WHAT?

Seresu-chan: Cloud broke up with you.

Larxene: WHAT? *storms to me and Xaldin* What did you just say?

Seresu-chan: Cloud broke up with you.

Larxene: GRRRRRR!

Seresu-chan: Now go with Xaldin and help him fly his kite.

Laxene and Xaldin: *Leave room with kite*

Seresu-chan: Now, while they do that, Saix! You have another dare!

Saix: Oh joy. What now?

Seresu-chan: You gots ta wear a shocky collar!*Pulls out collar and hooks around neck*

Saix: *Tries to pull collar off*

Collar: ZAAPPP!

Seresu-chan: It shocks whenever you try to take it off or do something bad. And that reminds me. Roxas, ultima-owner dares you to make Saix yell at you.

Roxas: Oh, no. I'm not doin' that. I'll die!

Seresu-chan: *Death glare*

Roxas: Okay, okay. *Walks up to Saix* Nice Saix. *Pokes Saix*

Saix: ROAR! Go away!

Collar: ZAAAPPPPP!

Seresu-chan: Okay, Axel's turn! ultima-owner says you gotta light this candle.*Hands candle*

Axel: Peice of cake. Got it memorized? *Tries to light candle...alot*

Demyx: *Whispers to Seresu-chan* Isn't that one of my Never-Light Water Candles?

Seresu-chan: *Whispers back* Yep!

Axel: Why won't this stupid candle light? GRRRR! *Throws candle at Luxord*

Luxord: *Ducks*

Seresu-chan: Okay, last dare, than we check on our kite-flying duo. Xemnas!

Xemnas: What? Can't you see that I'm busy? *Laying outside near pool, tanning*

Seresu-chan: Oh, yeah, you're super busy.*Sarcasm*Anyway, ultima-owner dares you to do all of his paperwork.

Xemnas: What's it for?

Seresu-chan: How should I know? He gave it to me and said, " Dare Xemnas to do all of this for me."

Xemnas: Is it a lot?

Seresu-chan: Not at all.

Xemnas: Well, then I guess I can do it.

Seresu-chan: Great!*Hands pile of paperwork three feet tall to Xemnas*Have fun!

Xemnas: *Sigh*

~Ten Hours Later~

Xemnas: DONE!

Everyone: ZZZZZZ.*Asleep*

Xemnas: GRRRR!*Yawn*

~ Ten More Hours Later~

Seresu-chan: MMMMM. Good sleep. Everyone up. Time to check on the kite-flyers!

Everyone: MMMM. Five more minutes.

Seresu-chan: NOOOOO! Get up.

Everyone: *Gets up*

Everyone: *Walks out to find Xaldin unconsious and Larxene asleep*

Axel: Whoa, looks like Xaldin got electrocuted pretty good. Larxene must have been pretty angry.

Seresu-chan: Ever want to find out that your girlfriend broke up with you from someone other than themselves?

Axel: No, but did cloud really break up with her?

Seresu-chan: *Evil smile* Noooooo.

Axel: Niiiice! *High fives Seresu-chan*

Seresu-chan: Okay, that's it for this chappy. Review and another chappy will be on it's way! Hugs and all from the crazy authoress of this weird story!

Everyone: *Whispers* She is crazy!

Seresu-chan: Anyways, laters!