Kingdom Hearts Dare Show-Seresu-chan Style
Yo, everyone. I just want to say happy early Fourth of July to all. And to say thanks to all of you who reviewed my psychotic fanfiction. Thanks all! And now the disclaimer, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the characters. If I did, Xemnas and Saix would be out in the streets begging for change and food. And that's all I have to say about that! Now, on with the fic!
Seresu-chan: Yo! Up and adam! Dare show time!
Vexen: Uh, oh. Do I have any dares this time?
Seresu-chan: Yep! ultima-owner dares these dares:
Vexen: make your skin turn green and hair purple and shrink yourself to 4 feet tall
Luxord: run around yelling "It's a little green man!"
Okay, now get to it!
~Two hours later~
Vexen: *Walks out of lab with green skin, purple hair and is 4 ft tall which is right next to living room that never was*
Everyone else: *O.O*
Luxord: It's a little, green man! Get him!
Everyone: *Chases Vexen*
Seresu-chan: Okay now the next set of dares:
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Zexion: Dress up as an emo kid and date a super hot emo girl.
Okay, Zexy, you heard the person! Go do it! And sorry to not use the rest, but they were a little to harsh for this fic. Try to be a little nicer.
Zexion: *Doesn't change cuz he doesn't need to**Walks up to a random, but really cute emo chick*Will you go out with me?"
Emo Chick: Whatever.*They walk away*
Seresu-chan: Well, at least they look cute together. Next dares!
Dragonclaw-Phoenixstar1017
I'm a little neko that wears Resident Evil stuff like clothes for Afterlife. I got black hair, ears, and tail. I'm cute, right Demy? Please tell me I'm cute someone.
Saix-I got a new puppy! Do you knwo the zombie dogs from Resident Evil? Well, that's what my new puppy is! He's a Cerberus puppy! His name's Lucas Junior! Can you guess why?
Axel-... What kind of gift do you want?
Demyx- I'll give you a big chocolate cookie if you call the little neko me cute.
Xemnas- Get eaten by Lickers from Resident Evil. And let it be slow.
Vexen- Here! I know how much you like science and stuff, so here's a mutant kitty cat just for you! He's really nice too! Have fun with him!
Seresu-chan- Have a Kerberus, pronuced with a hard "K". They're meaner than a Cerberus, so be careful with him. No, I'll give him to you in his egg form. He'll hatch in two minutes of you getting him.
Have fun with my dares, guys!
DC-PS1017 In neko form
Thanks for the Kerberus egg.
Demyx: Yes, you are very cute! *Glomps*
Saix: I have no idea. Is he your boyfriend or something?
Seresu-chan: Saix, be nice to the reviewer. Because if you ever want to get out of this you will be nice so we can get reviews.
Axel: I don't care as long as it likes to destroy plants*Looks at Marluxia*or likes fire.
Xemnas: I will not get eaten! It's against my nature to die such a cruel death. It must be noble.
Seresu-chan: *Teleports Dragonclaw to dare show set*
Dragonclaw: IT'S HONORABLE IF YOU DIE FIGHTING THEM!
Seresu-chan: Thank you.
Dragonclaw: Anything to keep the show moving.
Seresu-chan: Want to stick around and watch the rest in person?
Dragonclaw: Heck yeah!
Seresu-chan: Okey-dokey! Next!
Xemnas: *Walks away to never return again...or until the next chapter*
Vexen: Thank you. I shall now see how this life form functions.*Walks to lab*
Egg: *Hatches*
Kerberus: Grrrr.*Attacks Larxene*
Seresu-chan: I might get along with this little cutie! I'm gonna name him...Ruxssee!Okay, next set of dares!
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Okay, seeing as I love these things:
(warning:if you don't see another one from me for a while, its cuz im moving)
Marluxia:*squee* I love you!
Axel, go into an emo corner for ten hours
Zexion: Soo not an emo. Anywho, give Saix-puppy a Twilight book. I wanna see this!
Everyone: Raid Vexen's labs
Okay...
Seresu-chan and Dragonclaw: Get to it!
Seresu-chan: And back off. Marly is mine!
Axel: Do I have to?
Both (Seresu-chan and Dragonclaw): Of course!
Axel: Fine!*Sits in Emo Corner*
Zexion: I do have one copy of Twilight.*Pulls out a very nice looking Twilight*Here Saix. For you to read. And if it comes back and even one page is bent, I will snap your arm like a twig.
Both: Whoa! When did you get back?
Zexion: She dumped me after dinner. She said the darkest corner in Wendy's wasn't classy enough for her. But I didn't have enough munny for anywhere else.
Both: *Hug*It's okay, Zexy. We still like you.
Everyone: *Takes a ten hour raid on Vexen's lab while he's testing the mutant cat*
Vexen: *No idea what's going on*
Saix: That. Was. Horrible!*Collapses*
Seresu-chan: I didn't hink it was that bad. But I don't looove it either. Poor puppy.*Pets puppy*
Saix: *Bites hand*
Seresu-chan: Ouch! Bad puppy.
Both: Next set!
-ToraAkatsuki-
Hey, ToraAkatsuki here! I hope I come up with some good and amusing dares.
Axel: Hey Axel! *hugs Axel* I don't want to be mean to you, so here's some cookies and a chakram polisher! *hands both things over* Anything else you might want?
Roxas: I dare you to whack Larxene with a stick. I know it's random, but just do it.
Xemnas: I dare you to let Marluxia dye your black cloak pink. Oh, and you have to wear it for the rest of the day before you can dye it black again.
Zexion: I dare you to eat one pound of sugar and drink a huge Monster. But the catch is, you can't speak at all while you're hyper. Otherwise, Axel can whack you (with the stick Roxas used earlier) everytime you speak.
Vexen: I dare you to say "Science is stupid.". Otherwise, the whole Organization can have a party in your lab and you can't say or do anything about it. The choice is yours, Vexen.
That's all for now! I'll be back again if you make more chapters. I look forward to it!
~TA
'Kay, you know the drill.
Axel: Thanks...Maybe some more some hairgel. I hear we're out.(A/N: Another fanfic I'm writing right now.)
Roxas: Okay.*Takes the stick*Larxene!
Larxene: WHAT!
Roxas: *WHACK!*
Xemnas: *Totally hurt but not dead yet* Whatever. At this point I don't care anymore.
Marluxia: Squee!*Takes cloak* Okay. I'm gonna dye it the same color as my hair! Be back in a flash!*Leaves*
Zexion: Okay, hand it over.
Seresu-chan: *Gives the hugest Monster ever seen and a pound of pure sugar*
Both: *Drool*
Zexion: *Eats sugar in an instant*This isn't so bad. But I'm not hyper yet.*Drinks Monster*
Seresu-chan: I want to be him right now.
Dragonclaw: Yeah, me too.
Zexion: *Starts bouncing off of walls, Literally. But remains silent*
Vexen: Okay, the experiments are done!*Walks out of lab*
Dragonclaw: *Whispers what he has to do*
Vexen: Never!
Seresu-chan: It's that or big lab party!
Vexen: *Mumbles something*
Both: We're sorry. What was that?
Vexen: Science is stupid! I hate you right now -ToraAkatsuki-.
-ToraAkatsuki- over videofeed: I know! But almost everyone hates you, so now it's even! 'Kay, laters. And thanks for letting me be on the show, Seresu-chan!
Seresu-chan: No prob, but be back with more dares please!
Marluxia: Here you gooooo, Xemnas! It's all pink and junk!*Gives Xemans cloak*
Xemnas: *Puts cloak on**Sigh*
Zexion: Awwww, you look sooooooo pretty, superior!
Axel: *WHACK*
Zexion: OWWW!
Axel: *WHACK!*
Zexion: OOOWWWWW!
Axel: Everytime you say something, I get to hit you! *WHACK*
Zexion: *Stays silent*
Both: Well that's the show! Hope you liked this totally weird and waaaaayy too long chapter.
Ruxssee: Grrr, grrrr, roar!
Dragonclaw: He means, "Review for an new chappy!"
Seresu-chan: And don't forget, this time we need more Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxord dares. Nothing above K+ please!
Both: Laters!
Okay. Yes, I know that chapter was waaaaaay too long but I had a lot of good and awesome reviews I wanted to put in. And I apologize to Dragonclaw-san if you are OOC but you were pretty cool about the review so I just really wnated you in my fic for one chapter. And do you want to stay as my co-host? 'Cause I can make that happen. And if that person says no, then who wants to be my new co-host. Leave a review and if that person says no, then the first one who reviewed saying they wanted to be my co-host will be my new co-host. And sorry for any OOC-ness.