What would happen if Ed became ruler of my fanfiction univers based on the most funny things I think he has ever done

"Cool" Ed said in a dark room, with a computer moniter. Pressing a button he saw everything, and everyone. He smirked cunningly

Tonto and Wendy Based on the episode with the hypno wheel

"What is it you order" a waiter asked Tonto and Wendy in a fancy restaurant.

Boring, may the noodles come to life as man eating noodles

"AH" and a giant noodle swallowed the waiter. Jumping Wendy and Tonto fought back.

(Tonto felt his stomach grow and the rest of him shrink)

"Uphuck" and he swallowed the noodles. Wendy cast a spell burning them all before more crawled in from the air vents. Tonto spat a blast of acid into them, but more kept coming.

Alex Storm based on the episode with the duel to the honor

Alex was relaxing, enjoying himself at a warm sunny beach.

Boring, bring on the Eels!!!!

Alex then notice the tides grow, covering his feet, when he felt a set of teeth sink into his foot. Screaming he felt as if a giant eel was pulling him out to sea. Panicking he tried to swim back, but the eel was too strong

The Penguins (Based on the boomerang episode)

"Men, we must always be prepared for the unexpected. Anything and everything could happen"

Yeah, cue the boomerang

A boomerang flew in and hit Ricco, and stuck to him

"Rico, get that thing off" Private sighed.

"No I don't think I will. This aboriginal instrument of hunting has cleared my mind for the grasping of high level pondering. I gilded the lily, as they may say" the penguins faint at his smart english accent

Ben (Based on the hypno as well)

Ben was listening to his I pod, calm and feeling happy

Boring, be a monkey!

Later

Sarah was sipping tea, when all of a sudden Ben attacked her, screeching loudly.

"EEHHH HOHO AHAHA"

Sari and Ashoka( Now the spy episode)

"Girls, I have three words for you" Phil instructed.

"Train, work and don't be taken by surprise"

Now, comes the claw!

" The claw will have vengence" a replica of Ed said flying in, before using his hanger hand to hook into one of Sari's pigtails, lifting her into the air. Shocked Ashoka got her down with the force before she attacked, but a giant baking powder ball exploded, covering the colloseum in white powder

Melody ( The Mucky Boys)

Melody was finally enjoying a nice, quiet time in the lake in the great valley, no heartless, no sharp teeth, no nothing

Muckies!

Then out of nowhere three boys covered in mud, one with antlers as well appeared and started throwing rocks at her. Screaming she dove under the water, holding her breath as more and more rocks flew at her

Ed was laughing at all of this, when Ed came to confront him?

"Release the machine, Kayla of the twenty third salad bar!" and the other Ed laughed.

"I am not kayla" and a image of Kayla being swarmed by noodles appeared.

"Hurricane?" and a picture of Hurricane also being eaten by eels appeared

"Omnitrix, or Kayla?" a image of those two being swarmed by Zombies appeared

"Okay, I know Sarah!" and a image of Sarah glued to the wall by chunky puffs appeared.

"I am none of them" and the other ed was covered in darkness revealing himself to be Xana, in a shadowy form. In a flash it tried to possess Ed, but a horrid odor from his pocket drove him off.

"The power of Angus, and sheldon JR is more than a match for you"

"Lets see" and then he solidified into a shadowy Tai Lung. Snarling he leapt at Ed, who rolled out of the way before becoming Lothar. Taking his sword he leapt at Xana, who stopped it with both hands before whacking Ed into the wall, where he bounced right off and split into a dozen Ed's, before spinning on the carpets. This caused a great load of static electricity, and with their swords they sent the current of electricity into him, destabalizing him and sending him into retreat into the circuit board.

"Nicely done Ed" Double D said walking in. Ed had told him to wait outside. Nodding he reversed all of this, saving them all from a gruesome Ed themed demise.

"Double D, can I just once?"

"Sure Ed" and he did one thing.

In Tonto's world a huge swarm of crows appeared. Cawing they grabbed hold of Tonto and spirited him away to their master, evil tim