"ARRRRGGGGGGAAAAHHHHH!" Tweek shot up in his bed.
"WHAT? TWEEK?" Craig exclaimed, immediately grabbing the metal baseball bat that he always has next to his bed.
"T-h-they stole m-my virginity!" The blonde started to cry into a pillow as the raven haired teen slowly put the bat down.
"Tweekers...i already took that sweety...it was just a bad dream." Craig rolled his eyes. "Who took it in your dream? The gnomes?"
"NO! GAH!" Tweek fell off the bed with a big ol' smash.
"Then who was it?" Craig looked bemused.
"I-i don't know..."
"Yes you doo~~~" Craig said in a sing song voice.
"FINE! GAH! It was -OH SWEET JESUS-!" the blonde was now hyperventilating.
"You got raped by Jesus in your dream?" The raven raised one eyebrow.
"N-no. I-it was uhmm GAH! Damien! COFFEE!" Tweek screamed the last part out running down stairs.
25 minutes later downstairs...
"So you got raped by Damien in your dream? You know that he's with Pip right?"
"I-i know...but GOD it was SO scary! Plu-plus Pip once told me that OH GOD! I-it was..ummmm huge!" Tweek was shaking so badly that the coffee in his cup was sloshing over the sides with every movement.
"That...what was big Tweekie?" Craig had a 0.o face going on.
"COCK!" Thomas screeched, against his own will of coarse.
"THOMAS! I"D HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR DIRTY MOUTH! GO TO THE PRINCIBLES OFFICE RIGHT NOW!" Mr. Garrison crossed his arms and looked at the poor boy disapprovingly.
"Hey Tweek~~~~" Damien sat down next to the blonde, followed by the Pip, who just giggled.
"He-hello Pip...Da-da-Damien..." Tweek was making the whole table vibrate by now.
"Craig told me about the nightmare..." Pip laughed hysterically as Damien quirked his eyebrows up and down at him.
Tweek tried to make a come back but the best his mouth could make was a "nnnnrrrruuuuuggghhmmmm" sound.
"I-i-i-i'm going t-to kill Craig..."
A/N::: he-he0he yeaaa well here. Lol I came up with this idea when I was brushing my teeth in the shower D xD review and favorit3 plzzzzz