Kingdom Hearts Dare Show-Seresu-chan Style
Hey everyone! Well, Dragonclaw didn't get back to me so I just decided that I was gonna go on with this little show. Well, let's just say, I don't have anyone else to be my co-host sooooo...PLEASE welcome -ToraAkatsuki-!
-ToraAkatsuki-: Hey!
And now the disclaimer if you please. And what part of NO YAOI don't you people get!
-ToraAkatsuki-: Seresu-chan doesn't own Kingdom Hearts. But she does own a couple of OCs and an iPod.
Seresu-chan: Okey-dokey, say hello to my co-host for a chapter, -ToraAkatsuki-! And be nice. We can't scare her off before she gets to know us all. Axel, Marluxia, Xigbar, Xemnas, Xaldin, Vexen, Larxene, and Roxas. And Xigbar, no trying to shoot my new co-host. I need her to keep you guys in check.
-ToraAkatsuki-: Hey, can I punch Vexen?
Seresu-chan: No, maybe if someone dares you to, but we need him for a couple of dares.
-ToraAkatsuki-: Dang! Okay, dare time, then!
PyroVision
:D Haiii :3
I hope my dares are funny and make the story even awesomer
I dare Luxord to burn all his playing cards and then eat them o.o
Annnndd I dare Xaldin to be glued to the ceiling until he falls
Xigbar can watch my pet chihuahua for a while. :)
He's a bit mean if he doesn't eat though
Thanks guys! :D
Byeeee
Seresu-chan: Okay Luxord! Burn 'em and eat 'em!
Luxord: *Cries for a little* Okay...*Burns cards*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Okay, that's half of the dare. Don't stop now!
Luxord: I hate you PyroVision.*Eats ashes*
Seresu-chan: Okay Xaldin! Time for the super glue!
Xigbar: And I'll help. *Bends Space so that Xaldin is on the roof*
Seresu-chan: Super-gluuuuueeeee!*Super-glues Xaldin in place*
Xaldin: What the heck? Un-glue me!
-ToraAkatsuki-: Neveeeerrr!
Seresu-chan: *Teleports the chihuahua*Here you are, Xiggy.*Hands over chihuahua*
Xigbar: Okay.
PyroVision over videofeed: Careful, he hasn't eaten in a while. 'Kay, later.
Seresu-chan: Okay, bye. Good luck, dude.*Evil laugh*
Both: Okay next dares!
Seresu-chan: Hey these are yours. cool!
I'm back, as promised!
Axel: Here ya go! *hands over hair gel*
Vexen: Aw, I love you too! *rolls eyes* I dare you to let Demyx flood your lab. He's just "cleaning your lab", so there's no problems, right? *smirks*
Roxas: I dare you to sit in a tub of melted sea-salt ice cream (In your clothes.). You can eat it, I don't care, just as long as you sit in a tub of sea-salt ice cream.
Marluxia: I dare you to tell Axel he can go to your garden and do whatever he wants. We all know how that's going to end.
Luxord: I dare you to make a campfire with your gambling supplies (cards, etc.). That way, everyone can make and eat smores over this campfire. *sends over supplies for smores*
Xaldin: I dare you to dress up as a hippie and talk like one too.
Xigbar: I'm having a hard time coming up with a dare for you. Hm… Ah, I got it! I dare you to dress up as Darth Vader.
Larxene: I dare you to let any one member from the Organization give you a "Boot to the Face".
Seresu-chan: Here's a giant Monster! *hands over giant monster*
Alright, that's it from me! I made dares for Luxord, Xaldin, & Xigbar like you asked. I'll try to come up with better ones for next time.
~TA
Now do it!
Axel: Thanks man. We needed that!
Vexen: NEVER! That lab is my life!
Both: Dude, you need a life. Xigbar, help?
Xigbar: Muahahaha. *Bends space so that Vexen can't move*
Demyx: Are you sure?
Both: Yes. Now do it.
Demyx: Okay.*Summons sitar*Dance, water, dance!*Floods Vexen's labs*
Both: Great job!*Glomps*
Marluxia: Heeeeeey!*Jealous*
Seresu-chan: Okay.*Glomps Marluxia*
-ToarAkatsuki-: Not happening.
Roxas: Why?
-ToraAkatsuki-: Cuz I say so!
Roxas: Okay.
Seresu-chan: Okay. *Teleports bathtub of melted sea-salt ice cream*
Organization: How do you do that?
Seresu-chan: I'm the writer, I can do anything.
Roxas: *Sits in tub* This is nice.
Marluxia: *Whimpers* Axel...Y-you...can go...in my garden...and do w-w-w-w-whatever you want.*Turns to corner and cries*
Seresu-chan: It's okay Marly. He might not destroy it. He might just wreck it a little.
Axel: *Cracks knuckles* This is gonna be awesome!*Heads to the gardens*
~Ten Minutes Later~
Axel: I'm baaaaaaack!
Marluxia:*Runs to garden*
Organization plus Seresu-chan and -ToraAkatsuki-: What did you do to his garden?
Axel: Wait for it...
Marluxia: *Cries loudly*
Seresu-chan: *Runs to Marluxia*Awwwww, Marly, it's okay. We can replant it.*Hugs Marluxia**Whispers*-ToraAkatsuki-, please help.
-ToraAkatsuki-: No!
Seresu-chan: Pleeeeeeaaaaase?
-ToraAkatsuki-: Fine.*Reluctantly hugs Marluxia*
Luxord: Oh, come on! Fine, at least I don't have to eat these. *Pulls out three pounds of poker chips, thirty stacks of cards, and other poker junk*
Seresu-chan: Now...
Both: BURN IT!
Luxord: *Throws all in pile and has Axel light it*
Both: Okay, s'mores time!
Everyone but Marluxia: *Roasts s'mores for three hours*
Xaldin: NOOO! I'm not a hippie!
-ToraAkatsuki-: Too bad! *Gives clothes*
Xaldin: Man, this bites.*Goes to change*
Xigbar: Why? Just curious.
-ToraAkatsuki-: I don't know. I got bored.
Xigbar: Okay.*Takes outfit*
Larxene: Noooo! And if anyone even tries, I will stab them with my kunai.
Seresu-chan: But, Nymph-kun, you have to! And I know who should get the opportunity.
Everyone but Marluxia: ME!
Seresu-chan: No! Marluxia. He needs the uplifting.
Marluxia: Really?*Sniffle*
Seresu-chan: Yeah! You need it anyway.
Marluxia: *Gives Boot to the Face thingy* Thanks, Seresu-chan!
Seresu-chan: No problem. Okay next dares.
Xigbar: *Walks out in Darth Vader outfit**That breathing thing he does*
Seresu-chan: *Rolling on floor laughing*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Woooooow! That's...not disturbing at all.
Midnight Water Rose
I dare Axel to tie Saix up and force him to wach spongbob for three hours
Okayz.
Axel: Saix!
Saix: Roar!
Axel: *Takes rope from behind back*
Saix: What's that for?
Axel: Nothing. *Ties Saix up*
Saix: Axel, untie me or the Superior will know about this!
Axel: *Puts Saix in front of t.v.*
Saix: T.V.? That's the best you've got?
Axel:*Smirks and turns on Spongebob*
Saix: Oh, God, NOOOOOOOO!
~Three hours later~
Saix: *Unconsious*
Both: Wow.
-ToraAkatsuki-: Okay, next dares.
heartless-lover12
I still like Marly, but now I like...Xemnas! Yays! Ahem, dares:
Vexen: I don't hate you, so get back at everyone!
Xaldin:Cook for Roxas for a day.
I'm done moving, so I can bug you guys all summer!
Vexen: Finally, someone who doesn't hate me. Hehhehheh.*Freezes everyone*
Seresu-chan: Axel?
Axel: Yeah?
Seresu-chan: Can you unfreeze us?
Axel: Yeah. *Unfreezes everyone*
Xaldin: Okay. *Cooks the most delicious three course meal in history in hippie outfit*
Roxas: *Eats the meal* Xaldin! That was amazing! I didn't know you could cook!
Xaldin: Hey, I have to let my anger out somewhere. And I have a talent for it so... It's a conspiricy man. They want you to think I can't cook!*Just remembered dare*
Both: Okay that's the end! Hpoe you enjoyed. Review!Please.
Okay, yes, maybe not the best chappy in the world but I'm tired! So sue me! And I have a poll on my profile and I really would like more than one vote to decide the outcome! So please visit and vote. , Okayz, and clicky the little review button down below for me! Thanks! Seresu-chan out!