Kingdom Hearts Dare Show
All right, I see you all have come back to see me and my best (and only) co-host -ToraAkatsuki- torture the funniest, coolest, and some, hottest, guys in all of video-gamedom.
Larxene: Ahem.
Oops. Well, no one really cares about her. Anyway, diclaimer...I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Otherwise Demyx and Marluxia would worship me and Axel would date -ToraAkatsuki-.
Seresu-chan: All riiiiiiiight! I'm back. My computer was down, but I have internet again!
Vexen: Oh joy.
Axel: O...kay? And what's that about me date your co-host?
-ToraAkatsuki-: Nothing...
Seresu-chan: Okay, okay, dare time you guys.
Midnight Water Rose
okay so my next dare is, Xemnas, you get to dump water on Axel's head. But the secret part is, Axel you get to put makeup on him while he sleeps.
Demyx, I made Three hundered cookies for you! and if he has a sugar rush, everyone but one persone can run. Have fun!
Xemnas: *Grabs bucket of water that just appeared out of nowhere* Axel!
Axel: What?
Xemnas: *Splashes*
Axel: I will kill you.
Xemnas: Well, my day is now done. Good night. *Leaves*
Seresu-chan: *Whispers something to Axel*
Axel: *Evil Smile* Hey, -ToraAkatsuki-, can I borrow your make-up kit?
-ToraAkatsuki-: Yep. *Gives kit*
Axel: Muahahahahahahaha! *Walks away*
Seresu-chan: Well, now Demyx's turn. *Hands three hundred cookies to Demyx*
Demyx: *Eats* *Hyper*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Oh god! Run for it!
Seresu-chan: But first, enie menie mini Vexen!
Vexen: WHAT?
Seresu-chan: You stay with the hyper guy...Good luck, dude. *Everyone runs for it*
-ToraAkatsuki-: How about we go see what happened to Xemnas?
Seresu-chan: Good idea.*Everyone walks to Xemnas's room*
Everyone: *O.O* Oh. My. God! Xemnas is gonna go beserk.
Saix: Hey! That's me! But he will be pretty mad.
Xemnas: Mmmmm...No, five more minutes, Saix. I don't wanna go to work.
Seresu-chan: *cough*freak*cough*
Xemnas: What? What was that?
Seresu-chan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Xemnas: What, what's so funny?*lipstick on cheeks, eyeshadow on forehead, blush in hair*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Wow, Axel, you really don't know how to use make-up, do you?
Axel: No clue.
Seresu-chan: Okay, next, haha, set of dares.
Shikamaru997
Xemnas: I dare you to have a battle with Roxas who shall be dressed up as luke skywalker
Xigbar: I dare you to shoot anyone of your choosing
Vexen: I HATE YOU! please spend a day at the earth's core.
Zexion: I dare you to read your diary in front of everyone
Saix: I dare you to get back at Axel by making him hear the cake song for 5 hours. (I am cruel)
Axel: Free range of revenge on saix once your punishment is done.
Demyx: go eat a cake and wreak havoc during your sugar rush.
Luxord: you have suffered enough. you may be excused from the room during Demyx's sugar rush.
Marluxia: walk through a patch of 10,000 of the thorniest roses in your underwear
Larxene: knowing you this could be absolute hell or absolute heaven. KISS DEMYX! dun dun dunnnnn
Xemnas: Okay...HEY! I'm not from Star Wars!
Roxas: Just get over it.
Seresu-chan: *snaps fingers to make Roxas's clothes transform into Luke Skywalker's clothes*
*Xemnas and Roxas have epic fight which would take waaaaay to long to describe*
Roxas: Good always wins.
Xigbar: *Evil Smile* Larxene! *fires gun*
Larxene: WHAT? *Get hit with light-arrow-thingy*
Vexen: Never!
Xigbar: *Bends space so Vexen is gone forever*
Zexion: No!
Both: Please?* Kitty faces*
Zexion: Fine. *Opens Diary* June 7th, I saw Seresu-chan. She was so beautiful in the skinny jeans and t-shirt she wore.
August 24th, -ToraAkatsuki- looked like she was enjoying herself while torturing Axel with sugar. I wish I could join her.
Both: *O.O*...
Axel: I think you killed their minds and souls.
Zexion: *Blush!*
Saix: *Evil Smile*Axel!
Axel: What?
Saix: *Ties Axel up and puts him in sound proof room**Turns on Cake song*
Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Demyx: *Still hyper from three hundred cookies* OKAY! *Eats random cake*
Vexen: *Walks in covered in soot and ash* Really now? You had to get Xigabr to send me to the center of the earth?
Demyx: VEXEN!*Glomps*
Luxord: I'm out!*runs for life*
Marluxia: Oh come on! I just got done with the most emotional chapter of my life so far and you make me do this? Fine.*Strips to boxers*
Demyx: OMG! Marly has pink boxers!
Marluxia: *blush and walks outside*
Seresu-chan: Okay...I think I'm good now.*Turns to look out window at Marluxia*...*Anime sweatdrop*I think I'm scarred for life.
Marluxia: *Outside walking through roses*I heard that! OWWWW!
Axel: *Staggers out of room* Oh. My. God! I think my mind is dead. Wait. Free range on Saix? Sweet. Muahahahahaha!
Saix: *Gulp*
Axel: *Pulls out purple tutu and neon green hair dye and neon pink leather dye* Hahahahaha! *Continues evil laugh for twenty minute*
Saix: NOOOOOOO! HELP MEEEEEEE!
Axel: Done. *Steps aside to show Saix*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Wow, Axel. You can evil laugh for twenty minutes?
Roxas: Well, he does hold the castle record for longest evil laugh without taking a breath.
Both: How long did he laugh?
Luxord: Forty-one minutes straight.
Both: Wooooow.
Saix: I hate you so much. How long before I can go back to normal?*Green Hair, Pink coat, Purple tutu...you get the picture right?*
-ToraAkatsuki-: Until the end of this chapter!
Saix: Oh, god.
Larxene: NOOOOO! NEVER!
Demyx: Yeah, what she said!
Seresu-chan: You have to.
Larxene and Demyx: Fine...*Get close to each other*...
Everyone else: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Seresu-chan: *Sneaks up behind Demyx*
-ToraAkatsuki-: *Sneaks up behind Larxene*
Both: *Shoves together*
Both Nobodies: *Lips meet for a kiss*
Larxene: Blech! Ewww! Gross!
Seresu-chan: Poor Demyx, I'm sorry but it had to be done.
Marluxia: *Walks in*That hurt.
Seresu-chan: *Turns to See Marluxia in boxers*Oh...My...God! My eyes!*Faints*
Zexion: Great. Now how do we this stupid chapter?
-ToraAkatsuki-: With me. If Serseu-chan were still awake, she would say something like, "Please review and leave some dares. And sorry to those I didn't use this chapter. I'll get to them next chapter, promise!" But it's me so, review if you ever want to see the Organization alive again!
Organization: WHAT?
-ToraAkatsuki-: You all heard me! Now take Seresu-chan to her room. And no dumping her out a window like you did when she fell asleep on the couch...Saix. Okay, bye for now, but not forever!