A older looking Double D, maybe in his college years, walks onto a auditorium stage like one would find in a school. A bunch of mischievous looking teenagers were in the seats, yaking away.
"Attention please" he tapped the mic to try and get their attention, they ignored him. He didn't seem phased.
"Attention please" they didn't respond with being quiet. He sighed.
"There not listening, let her rip Ed!" a taller, hairier Ed, who was in the back but otherwise looking very much the same, well farted. A huge green cloud filled the room. Immediatly, the kids, and Double D, began to gag.
"EDWARD! WHEN I SAID LET IT RIP, I MEANT THE AIRHORN, NOT A METHANE BLAST!"
"Ah, but that was more fun..."
"ED! Urg, um well welcome, I am Double D, president and founder of Swindler Savers, a program designed for kids like you, who have a slight addiction to scamming, okay maybe a big addiction. I had a friend who was a Swindler, and now a days, he's met a horrible fate, its so horrible, I can't even describe it..."
"Oh, I saw it! He tried to swindle Arte..." Ed began.
"EDWARD, THAT'S A SECRET!"
"Oh, sorry Ed, and he was turned..."
"ED!"
"Jackelope!"
"What?" a bunch of kids started asking. Double D looked around nervously.
"Oh, you never have a mist user when you need one, okay and speaking of him, I, as a cartoonist (His cover story to keep the worlds a secret), have made a series of cartoons about why scamming is bad and why you need to quit cold turkey..."
"CHICKEN!"
"ED, oh why do I bother, play the clip" a screen descended behind Double D as he ran out of the way. A old series movie starter circle series started up.
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Why not to be a Scammer Clip 1
Eddy and the guys, younger, were setting up a stall deep in a cave. The loud grunting of hard working men rang out in this mine apparently. Their stall said "Quality Mead"
"Come get it, discount Mead, only 25 Cents!" Eddy yelled out.
"There's a special if your a Dwarf!" Ed rang out...
"Monobrow, they're all dwarves!" Ed shrugged.
"I want an autograph from one, and a picture of one of their feet, I heard they only have 7 toes!" it was then that a huge swarm of armored small men with thick beards and pick axes ran to them in a frenzy.
"Mead!" they swarmed the stand and grabbed all the mugs, and leaving a ton of gold coins behind. Double D cast a worried glance at Eddy.
"Um, and we got Mead, how? We, are, KIDS FOR PETE'S SAKE!" Eddy shrugged.
"I just got some of Ed's fermented Gravy and used that, its close enough!" Suddenly, Ed's head twitched, as he stood over the much shorted Eddy in a rage. With loud spats and curses, the Dwarves surrounded them.
"We have ears, you scum bag!" a Dwarf glared daggers. Ed let out a burst of steam from his nostrils.
"YOU, TOOK, MY, GRAVY, RGGGRFMRMRMRMRMRMRR!" with that, Eddy ran away, pursued by an enraged Ed and the Dwarves in a equal fury.
"Um guys, you can have your money back!" Double D called after them.
Why not to be a Scammer Clip 2
Now the Ed's had set up a shop in a brown shaded port city, held up above a churning ocean. The Ed's were now advertising "Discount Candy".
"Get your candy here, for only 1 pence!" Eddy called out. At that, a strange man with blue skin ran to them quickly, his hands feet appeared to be wooden. A blond sailor kid who looked freakishly wierd followed him.
"CAPTAIN, CANDY!" The boy cheered. The blue man placed his arm on the table and clicked his wooden fingers.
"So, you've got candy, I here" he grinned. Eddy nodded.
"Yep Suck...I mean yes, Succulent candy, here, for the boy and you, now pay up" Grumbling, the captain forked over two coins as he obtained two crude looking mint looking things. Both he and the boy took a bite.
"Um, Eddy, what did you make this candy with again?" Double D asked as the two pirates, if we could call them that, enjoyed the strange candy. Eddy shrugged.
"Oh, just some sugar, some goats milk, and this strange plant that was growing in my yard, it had three leaves and was green" Double D was wide eyed.
"THAT WAS POISON IVY!" suddenly, the captain and the boy were running around, scratching their mouths insides. The mouths were filled with disgusting blisters.
"BUBBY!" the boy managed to cry out. Suddenly, a huge blue shape rose from the water behind them. The Ed's turned around and jumped back, it was a whale.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY!" The whale jumped out of the water and flattened the Ed's, before the port gave way and they fell to the waters below.
"AHHHH!"
Why not to be a Scammer Clip 3
Now the Ed's were door to door salesmen, and were knocking at a door. Opening it was a boy with a P shaped head and red hair, and a F shaped boy with green hair. The Ed's were all wearing fake mustaches and carrying briefcases.
"Hello, strange men with strange mustaches" the red haired boy said confused.
"Do you guys own a Platypus?" the boys exchanged a couple of looks at Eddy's question.
"Um, yeah, why do you..."
"We, are official Platipi groomers, and will make your pet sparkle and increase its happiness 10 fold, for 25 cents a half an hour" The green haired kid eyed them suspiciously.
"I for one..." he began before the red haired boy cut him off.
"That sounds great! We had to go and get a new blow torch anyway, so maybe a brief time with you groomers with mustaches would be good for Perry, see ya in half an hour, come on Ferb!" the boy dragged his counterpart along. The Ed's grinned.
"We're in, now where' the Platypus" Eddy slithered into the house, followed by Ed.
"COOL, PLATYPUS, I HOPE IT LAYS AN EGG, I WANT A BASALISK!" Double D did a double take as he looked at the boys again.
"NO, GUYS THIS IS PERRY THE PLATYPUS'S PLACE, DON'T..." Suddenly, the boys were screaming.
"YOW!"
"OW, WHAT WAS THAT, STINGER?" Eddy cried.
"GRRRRMMMMRGRRRRR!" a Platypus clickered in fury. Double D ran in quickly.
"Guys, this is a secret agent Platypus, and he's armed, like the rest of his species, with a poison barb!" Double D yelled into the house.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" Eddy's voice was filled with pain. Double D yelled back.
"I thought they'd remove it if he was a pet!"
Why not to be a Scammer Clip 4
The Ed's were now at the door of a futuristic military base, now wearing black cloaks. Knocking, a group of armored men in white mostly answered. One had blue parts to his armor.
"Hello, are you in need of a new, more efficient..." Eddy was going on one of his scams, when...
"High ya Rex!" Ed waved. "It's me, Ed. Cool disguise, isn't it!" The Blue armored men chuckled as Eddy face palmed.
"A ha, we had a feeling you'd try and pull a stunt like this on us!" they grabbed Eddy and yanked him inside the base.
"Hey Cadets, we've got a target for laser tag!" Rex yelled out. A huge group of boys yelled out happily in response.
"Ah, can't I play too?" Ed whined.
"And Ed volunteers to be a target as well, as does that sock headed pal of theirs!" the two Ed's were yanked in as well.
"Yay, I get to be a target, I will slay the beast of Wal Mart!" Ed chanted. Double D rolled his eyes.
"Oh please...WAIT I'M A TARGET!"
"Okay cadets, here are the laser taggers!"
ZAP ZAP BLAST ZAP (Not lethal)
"OW, I BRUISE EASILY!"
"COOL, IT TICKLES, CAN'T CATCH ME!"
"KNOCK IT OFF YOU BRATS"
Another series of blasts
"NOT MY HEAD!"
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