Oh, and to answer OMG's questions, no I didn't have cold pizza, and as to how much is massed up, let me just say this...

THE ENTIRE EXPANSE OF MY STORIES ARE ONE, BIG, TWISTED PLOTLINE. I am not Crazy, and probably at least 70+ shows, books, games, ect have some reference in my stories, one way or another, with more coming when I wish them to

Why not to be a Scammer Clip 4

The Ed's were now dressed up in mexican mariachi style outfits, complete with corny mustaches and guitars, were singing a very bad Mariachi song outside a mansion with even worse spanish guitar sounds with it.

"El a Spanish, song a singing!" Edd

"Por Favor, mis amigos want your cash" Eddy

"Chickens, Gravy, Pot Roast!" Ed

"EL AMIGOS, EDnEDD, EDDY DI, DI DI DA, MI CHA RIBLES, BARFADOR!" Eddy

"DO DO DO DO DUE TO DO DO DO!" Ed

"EL ES CASH WE ES WANTIN!" Eddy

"BUENAS DIAS!" Edd

"TACOS!" Ed

"Stick to the song blockhead amigo, ARIBA ARIBA" Eddy

"B17-42*~" Ed

"CONFUSED" Edd

"EL ES WANTING YOUR CHANGE!" Eddy

"EL needs vocal lessons!" Edd

"MINIONS! I HAVE TRES STOMACH!" Ed

"HUH?" Edd

"GIVE YO CASH, DOG AMIGO!" EDDY

"I need to take Espanol next year" Edd

"Sparkling vampires suck" Ed

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN BELONG IN THIS SONG DOFUS!" Eddy

"HUB?HUBBA?what, I like those guys" Edd

"WHAT! I can't hang with you sa anymore!" Eddy

"That's Jar Jar, Senor grumps!" Edd

"Chickens, Green Beans, Giant Gnome on the Highway near a A&W!" Ed

"HOLA, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN!" Edd

"PACO! A FAR AWAY PLACE, with good fast food" Ed

"LOS CASHES, NOW!" Eddy

"Paco CHICKEN, Name PACO!" Ed

"SHUT IT SENOR IDIOT!" Eddy

"EL es ruining el Song!" Edd

Okay, and as they continue to sing and pretty much make fools of themselves, a blond haired teen, oddly wearing pajamas covered in Mr. Yum Yum's, yawned and opened the door.

"WOULD YOU KEEP THAT RACKET DOWN!" he complained, the Ed's exchanged a quick glance, and then suddenly Ed tossed Double D into the guy.

"OUCH, I BRUISE EASILY!" Edd cried out as both Ed and their victim flew into the house, and crashed into something.

"HEY, YOUR PAYING TO FIX MY COKE FOUNTAIN!" The apparently rich kid yelled. Eddy rubbed his hands together greedily.

"Let's grab Tonto's stuff and sell it on Ebay, then I'll be eating Jawbreakers for the rest of my life" Eddy chuckled evilly. But then, Ed had vanished, only to reappear with a dozen or so garden gnomes.

"EDDY, WE MUST FLEE, I MUST SACRIFICE THE GNOMES OF TONTO ON A VOLCANO SEASONED WITH PEPPER, HAIR BALLS FROM A ANCIENT OLD SHE CAT AND MONKEY SPIT, ELSE THE APOPCALYPSE COMES AND THE RAINBOW MONKEYS TAKE OVER! MUST HURRY, COMIC SAYS SO!" Ed ran off in the distance towards a smoking volcano, just as Eddy was surrounded by a group of police men.

"Your under arrest for breaking, entering, degree 1 gnome theft, and worst of all, singing a possibly universe damaging vocal number!" The police men handcuffed Eddy and dragged him into their police car.

"HELP DOUBLE D, THE FUZZ HAS ME!"

Why not to be a Scammer Clip 6

The Ed's were now in their school, whistling in an obvious show of trying to avoid notice, as Ed and Eddy snuck on zap buzzers. Double D shook his head.

"Guys, this isn't going to work" he shook his head. The others giggled.

"I'm sorry, I didn't here you, oh hello there Johnny" the absent minded kid was walking by, before he stopped and waved hello. It was then that Eddy grabbed his hand, as he was shocked. He fell to the ground, spilling a dozen or so pennies and dimes. With a dust pin and brush, Eddy swept them up into his pocket.

"Eddy, this isn't going to work, and I'm telling you, it will back fire, now if you excuse me, I have a honors class to get to" Edd left the vincinity quickly. The Ed's grinned mischevously

"ROLF, HIGH FIVE ME!" Ed ran after Rolf, holding his hand.

"NO ED BOY, THE SON OF A SHEPPARD WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TWISTED HAND GESTURES OF SMORGES BOARD!" Rolf cried out. But then Ed touched his shoulder.

ZAP

He dropped, a CHICKEN!

"YAY, CHICKEN!"

"Oh, hey there Kevin!" Eddy growled.

"DORK!" Kevin cried out. Annoyed, Eddy punched him with his buzzer hand

ZAP BUZZ ZAP

Kevin fell to the ground, twitching. A 20 Bill flew out of his pocket, and then grabbed by Eddy

"Jackpot!"

"JIMMY!" both of the zapping Ed's raced after the timid boy, who ran down the hallway. Eventually taking a wrong turn, he was trapped between a locker and a hard place.

"EEEE, HELP, I BRUISE EASILY!" He cried out, holding his hand out flat, as Eddy grabbed one of his fingers and with his own, tried to get them into some, um...

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO JIMMY!" Ed demanded in fear "Sarah will hurt me if you hurt Jimmy". Eddy shrugged.

"I am trying to do that Wushu finger thing, figure that will be cooler than a buzzing, now how do you..."

EDDY NO, IF JIMMY EXPLODES, SARAH WILL TELL MOM!..."

"OH, now I remember, JIMMY, prepare to go boom! Ed, grab his wallet!"

"NO..."

The school suddenly exploded in harsh yellow light

"EEEEEEEPPPPP!" JIMMY SCREAMED. As the light moved across the school, it destroyed everything in its path. From his Honors class, Edd observed the kids fleeing in panic. Nazz then started pounding at the door.

"RUN DUDE, ITS A HORRIBLE LIGHT!" Nazz turned and ran. Double D shook his head.

"Should have known they'd do something so stupid" he jumped out the window as the school exploded.

"Um, Eddy, I was never here" Ed and his new chicken, who had somehow survived, fled into the sunset, as more policemen surrounded Eddy.

"OH COME ON, NOT AGAIN!"

Eh, short, but longer bits of humor.