Not From This World
Prologue
"You all know why you are here, don't you?"
"...Yes."
"You know what will happen to you?"
"...No."
"Then Mrs. Shard will be explaining it to you, and one by one, I will be giving you your instructions for the human world. Mrs. Shard, please step up."
"Thank you, my lord. So! The four of you: Dimentio, Mimi, Luigi, and Mr. L shall be exiled from the game world into the human world. Except for Dimentio, people will act as if they already knew you for a long time."
"What?"
"We are sending you there for a reason. Do not think this is all unfair. We are doing this because we need you to do what we will instruct you."
"But why us?"
"Dimentio, keep your mouth shut! Why you, you ask? Well, because all of you have a criminal record that is bad enough to be sentenced in this manner!"
"But what about me? My Bro will be worried!"
"You have done something too Luigi, do not think you are innocent in this story. How do you think Mr. L was born if you did not do Dimentio's bidding?"
"But I-"
"Just shut your yap and listen to the "Lord"!"
"Thank you, Mimi. Now, I will give you your instructions. Mr. L! If you would please step up! ...Good. Mr. L, you will be the leader of the mafia from an unknown country. The whole world knows them and is scared of them. Your goal is to keep this mafia up and running, and get as much money as you can. If you do not do that in one year , you will die. There is no joke."
"But you took me back from the Underwhere. How will I die?"
"When you are on Earth, you are human my dear... Mimi! Step up, please! ...Right. You will be a very known celebrity. Don't let your face light up this easily. The band is not what you expect. And you have to become as good friends to them as you can. They really need that. And, get the most money possible as well. If you do not do this in a year, just like Mr. L, you will die too."
"A celebrity? And what do you mean about the band?"
"Luigi! Please step up! ...Thank you. Yes. Continuing. Luigi, we will take 15 years of age from you. You will be 15 on that planet. You will go to a school that has celebrities, rich, and talented people. We want you to spy on one specific student: Rock Lulietta. You will have to make great friends with him to be able to dig in his past. He is part of a band, and not really what you expect. Ah and also, to all of you. You will not be able to recognize each other in the human world. So be careful who you kill... I will be talking to Dimentio privately now. And remember Luigi, if you do not know enough about his past in one year. All of it is over for you."
"Yes sir!"
"Now that we are alone Dimentio, I have to instruct you. Unlike all the others, what I will set on you is a curse. You will have to kill humans to continue on living. And bear on your shoulders the thought of having taken so many lives away. The curse will not be lifted until you have killed the amount of people you wanted to annihilate when destroying all worlds. And you have a task too. When you will arrive on Earth, there will be a very famous band. A band called "Wierdoes are Awesome". Murder the lead singer. You can leave now."
"...Thank you, sir."
"Oh and Dimentio! Remember that there is only one human on Earth that can help you remove this curse before you annihilate the whole planet Earth. Yes, because the number of people on this planet is not even equal to the number of people that there are in every world. Remember, only one human, and if you kill her, everything is over..."
"Yes... Of course..."
"All of you! Get back in, the transportation process will now start! Ahem... Striffilus, cantumicus! Transport them to dear Mother Earth!"
"Aaaaah!"