Harry Addams Part 2
I do not own either Harry Potter or the Addams family.
There was some nervous discussions going on in all the common rooms Harry Potter was at Hogwarts but he was plain scary.
Professor McGonagal looked at Wednesday Addams and shivered if Snape's hair was black then heaven knows what her eye colour would be called. Jet, Coal, wormhole black maybe?
"Miss Addams you and your brother will need a wand an"
Wednesday looked at her and clicked her fingers a chair appeared behind her and another behind Harry.
This display of wandless magic was disconcerting to say the least. " And your other school stuff for each lesson. Books, uniform, potion ingredients and cauldrons."
Wednesday just sat and looked at her {s this what a mouse feels when a cat is playing with it?} She wondered.
Harry sat there as if carved from stone. So unlike his mother or his father. She thought.
" I do not need a wand."
McGonagal shivered her voice was sweet but combined with her look and her eyes and it was distracting no that was to nice a word disturbing yes definitely disturbing.
She tried again "Wandless magic is good and very useful but some spells are easier with a wand and you are less likely to drain yourself with a wand to boost your skills."
Then she said something that made it hard for her to sleep that night.
"Your brother Harry has a wand and I am sure when he uses it he will see a big difference. After all it is the wand that chooses the wizard."
Harry grinned "Not in my case, in my case a wizard decided to show up unannounced and make.... demands."
He spun the wand around his fingers the way some people spin a coin.
"We decided he no longer needed a wand and I don't think he can do magic any-more."
McGonagall gulped
"Yes messing with family is certainly a way to stop needing magic sticks." Harry smiled "or hands even."
McGonagall felt feint "So you have never been measured for a wand either Harry?"
"No."
" I- I -I -I think it would be best if me you your sister and brother went and got all the school stuff on Saturday, then if you have forgotten anyt..."
She stopped they were both looking at her as if she was a mouse or even as if she was a meal.
"We do not forgot anything ever." Wednesday said. "Just ask Simon Renaldo. He thought we had forgot when he insulted us when we were 4 years old but he found out last week we hadn't as we needed to finish any unfinished business before we came here."
Harry smiled "yes a wand would be useless to him as well."
McGonagall felt really ill.
"OK so on Saturday we will go to Diagon Ally and get all the things Wednesday and Pugsley need and get you a proper wand." She turned and tried to leave in a hurried but dignified manner.
Harry smiled at Wednesday. They stood and the chairs vanished. Neither made a move or finger click.
It was a well... bored would be the best description pair who made their way to there beds.
The next morning something stupid happened. The Twins had decided to play a prank on Wednesday as they felt she was to uptight. Many thought it was because they had a death wish others thought they did it as they were Gryffindor's head bully's and wanted to stop any competition before it began.
All agreed it was a bloody stupid thing to do.
They had offered her a sweet and she had took it, she had even warned them that if it was in any way tampered with there would be issues.
The sweet tasted OK to an idiot but to Wednesday she knew it was tampered with. She rose one eyebrow the universal sign this better be OK.
The potion in the sweet was timed delayed. The twins told everyone to make sure be at breakfast.
BREAKFAST
Wednesday was not amused harry was not amused and Pugsley he was well you can guess yes that's right not amused.
Wednesday had been attacked a viscous attack for no reason.
Her hair was instead of its normal midnight or better yet in Harry's mind {Blackhole, black hair} it was now bright pink her pony tails were now a pair of waving bunny ears.
To make it worse the transformation had happened in the great hall at breakfast in front of every one.
One minute she had been sipping tea while waiting for harry to finish his meal next this.
Someone was going to pay.
Harry stood up and turned to the Professors "well what are you going to do about this assault on my sister. His voice was calm but his eyes they were like watching emerald flames dancing around consuming the room.
The headmaster sighed "Harry it is just a prank do not get to exited."
Snape had to put his moneys worth in as well.
"Why I think it is a big improvement.... after all your father and his friends all liked to prank people as well."
Harry knew he would have to look into this comment.
Harry,, smiled Pugsley, smiled and Wednesday reached up and pulled a knife from... no where. "So we are perfectly able to return this prank (she spat the word) with one of our own.
"Very well but on your own graves be it." She turned and nodded to her siblings.
The Addams got up and left the hall to sounds of laughter, there was however one sound they did filter out amongst the braying jackasses, the sound of Fred Weasley congratulating his brother and George Weasley asking if they should be worried at the no they little icky firsties.
Harry turned and smiled at them A smile usually used by psychopaths or dogs, one poor student nearly went into shock as a traumatic experience of opening a gate and seeing a {smiling} Jack Russell came to his mind, the Russell that seemed to have fangs and a lot of very white teeth, just like the Addams girl, the Jack Russell that tried to go for his throat but couldn't jump high enough but could reach another male only area. The poor child just fainted.
"We know who to prank now. So all that remains is how much humiliation they will suffer." With that they left.
Professor McGonagall caught up with them as they reached the great doors leading outside. "Mister and Miss Addams." Looking at Pugsley and Wednesday Addams. "If it is OK with you? I think we should go to Diagon Alley and get you two a wand and other school necessity's."
Harry smiled " you have been added as well."
She was confused "added ,added to what?"
Wednesday smiled "you will find out ." Pugsley spoke up "Harry, you had best come as well, There is still stuff you need."
Harry nodded and they carried on walking.
McGonagall was confused and it took her a few minutes of running to catch up with them. "Where are you going? Didn't you hear we are going to Diagon Alley."
Harry shook his head "so young yet dementia already setting in. You said "if it was OK with us we would be going to Diagon Alley." We never said it was o.k."
She stood and took stock of the situation they were, correct she realised as she played it over in her mind.
"We will be ready in maybe.... 20 minutes ." They turned and carried on walking away.
They stopped and looked at the lake and smirked. When a giant tentacle appeared "perfect" was the only word Wednesday spoke.
"We are ready Professor."
She turned and looked at them. "Okay to the school gates then we will take a portakey from there."
Sunday the morning after the prank
The Headmaster and other professor's could not help but wonder why no students where at breakfast until a prefect came running in.
"Fred, George; the Lake, the Squid" gasping for breath before sinking to the floor unused to so much exercise as running 400 yards or so.
The professors, went outside and headed towards the large laughing crowed. A sense of dread spreading amongst them. As they made their way through to the front they were shocked at what they saw.
The giant squid, and the Mer folk, were smashing a giant clear ball (it was plastic but they had no idea)about as the squid hit it to the Mer folk, the Mer folk turned as one and hit the water with all their tail's at once sending the ball back.
The teachers saw that inside the ball were two red-headed children or to be more precise two naked red-headed children. "We need to do a summoning charm together. " said McGonagal.
Then the Addams appeared before them.
"I think not! This is a prank, you never interfered with the one done on Wednesday, so now you will not! interfere with one. Done in reply to the the culprits." Harry's tone was cold and emotionless.
They looked at Harry.
"20 points from Gryffindor and Hufflepuff for endangering students!" Snape shot out. "20 more for back chatting a teacher!"
Harry, smiled his not so pleasant smile "moron " the one word came from Harry's mouth with obvious contempt, he carried on "to back chat would imply she had made a comment to me first, she was speaking to you ...professors, so as she did not speak to me their can be no case for back chat."
The professors, went for their wands and stopped, they searched themselves. "my wand " came from all their mouths nearly as one.
Harry smiled "we pranked you as well, I told you, you would be involved in the prank back . Yet I knew you would have to involve yourselves in our pranks unlike the Weasley one, so I have sent your wands on a little trip."
Snape fumed "give us our wands back now! "
Harry smiled "or what you will shake your hands at me, you will take points, all because of a prank?" he smiled " I think not"
The headmaster tried to appear unruffled in a calm voice he said "Harry return our wands please and get the twins back onto dry land and dressed."
Harry smiled "would love to but sadly." He smiled as he cast a sonorous on himself "its time for first lesson we best go not want to be late." With that they walked off many students following them and still laughing. Some even had cameras with them.
The headmaster shook his head and called for Fawkes "can you find my wand please?"
Fawkes flashed away and appeared in the bubble with the Weasley twins then seemed to be pecking at the twins bums.
"Oh god! they vanished them up the twins." McGonagall, Vectra, and Pomfrey fainted.
Fawkes appeared and did not look happy he gave the headmaster his wand back but noway! was he getting anyone else's.
When McGonagall came round she shook her head and remembered what had made her black out in the first place. She barely managed to hold her breakfast in.
"Here Minnie your wand." She looked at long time friend "Poppy, did they really?"
Poppy Pomfrey looked a bit green "yes and the headmaster had a hell of a time getting them out that bubble and our wands back. It seems the Merfolk and the Squid had." she winced "as Wednesday said it 'issues' with the twins."
Poppy handed her a potion. "It's an anti nauseous potion. You will need it I still feel like gagging every time I reach for my wand."
Professor McGonagall, instantly knew what her friend meant even with the potion she felt sick.
"The twins, are recovering they had to be washed several times as they lost control of their stomachs and their bowels and their bladders. Urr while inside that ball."
McGonagall, shivered then her eyes went wide and Poppy, handed her a basin. After an embarrassing few minutes were she emptied her stomach she wiped her mouth. "How?"
"It seems that as we never reprimanded the twins, The Addams family decided to prank them and as they said most the school found it very funny so how can it be assault or bullying?"
McGonagall, shook her head " I should have known after yesterday that this would not have gone unpunished." She shuddered and tried not to remember the shopping trip.
Well that's it for now hope you liked.
What happened on shopping trip will the twins be so stupid as to prank an Addams again well time and future chapters will tell.