Yay, I made chapter two. There are two things I want to address before I begin: the wonderful reviews you all sent me and my insecurities about the story.

I know the first chapter was of diminutive length. I went into the story knowing fully well that it was to be the shortest chapter. No, we will not get to read wqhat Carly turned in for Palladino, but you will get to read something that is (hopefuly) much better. I also edited chapter one (hereafter, "Prologue") and was much more meticulous about this chapter's (henceforth, "Exposition") details (Can you lot beleive I accidentally ommitted an ENTIRE LINE? o.0). Finally, I'm aware that Prologue had very little explainitory components; this is what chapters two through four are for.

Here come my insecurities. Is the title good? I conciously decided not to make the title follow the "iDo Something" format, but the decision is still somewhat trepid. Also, are the chapter titles bad? I'm naming them after literary terms and feel they might be nerdy-sounding or hard to understand. Are they? Should I make this chapter longer? I couls easily, and it would probably give more explaination to what Carly wrote. This, however, will probably detract from the length of chapter trhree. Should I do it? IS CARLY IN CHARACTER? Are Sam and Freddie in character? I know it's stupid to worry about this because an earlier review already said she was, but I still do worry.

That's enough out of me. Be wonderful. Enjoy. Review! XD

Twincestual Fanfiction

Chapter 2: Exposition

"What did Palladino want, Carles?" Sam asked as Carly trudged towards her locker.

"He wanted to talk about my assignment that we did." Carly answered tiredly.

"Hey, guys." Freddie greeted his two best friends as he walked up to them and their lockers with the calm of a working father arriving home to see his beautiful wife and kids. "What's this I hear about Mr. Palladino wanting something with Carly?"

"Nothing." Carly replied quickly and evasively.

Freddie crossed his arms, lowered his head, and raised his eyebrows as if to say "I know you well enough to know that you know that I know that that 'nothing' definitely means 'something'"

Stop thinking in words, Carly, Carly scolded herself with her thoughts, you'll give yourself a headache.

Her reply started with a sigh. "He wanted to give my assignment for him glowing praises."

"Come on, Carles," Sam whined in anticipation, "Who did you even do?"

"Hey, I don't even know what the assignment was," Freddie stated angrily, "Can I have a little background here?"

"We needed to take the lives of two people we knew and rewrite them in a way that they still knew each other." Carly told Freddie.

"Aaaaaaaaand?" Freddie and Sam began in unison.

"I did you two." she responded.

"Aaaaaaaaand?"

"You were twins." her annoyance was seeping into her tone.

"Aaaaaaaaand?"

"And what?" Carly snapped.

Carly's two friends were immediately silenced. Carly stared at them and saw the looks on their faces: disappointment and guilt. After a pause to recollect herself, Carly began again. "I'm sorry, guys. It's been a long day, and I didn't get much sleep last night."

"Hey, we're sorry too." Freddie's voice sounded sincere.

"Yeah, sorry we bugged you, Carles."

Carly paused for a moment to recollect herself. "Hey it's not your fault." she hesitated before offering reconciliation, "D'you guys want a summary?"

"Yes!" the duo exclaimed excitedly, like children being offered candy.

"Did I beat up Fredward?"

"Did I have to deal with my mom?"

"Was Fredward an absolute nerd?"

"Did I valiantly defend you?"

"Did we do iCarly?"

Carly laughed at the bombardment of questions being hurdled at her like a childish medieval general ignoring his limited resources and hurdling his bombs aimlessly over enemy castle walls.

Those two will always find ways to make me laugh, she thought as she went home with them. It's nice to not be thinking about… No! Bad Carly, don't think of that.

The less-innocent versions of her assignment were lurking in the back of her mind like shadows do in the alleys of horror movies.

I will reiderate: review, especially concerning the aspects I mentioned in my list of insecurities. Danke, ich liebe Sie.