"Hello, TNA universe. I'm Jeremy Borash. And my guest right now, the TNA Knockouts Champions, The Beautiful People. Velvet Sky! Angelina Love! Tonight you're in a tornado tag team match against Christy Hemme and the partner of her-" Angelina snatch the microphone from Jeremy.
"Excuse me J.B. Who cares who Christy partnering with. We are The Beautiful People, the TNA Knockouts Tag team Champions." Velvet takes the mic from Angelina.
"That's right, Angelina. I mean the crowd is only going to focus on The Beautiful People. They're not going to pay any attention to Miss Christy Hideous or the skank that she going to be teaming with. We are The Beautiful People. And luckily, this is a tornado tag team match. So instead of taking one ugly person at a time, we're taking two ugly people at a time."
Forty-Five Minutes later.
"I'm Lauren Brooks, and my guest right now is Christy Hemme. Christy tonight you're in a match against The Beautiful People in a tornado tag team match, with the partner of your choosing. But I'm hearing that you can't find a partner." "Lauren, surprisingly all the other Knockouts are too busy to wrestle right now, no one wants to go against The Beautiful People." "So… Christy? What are you going to do?" Lauren asked. "Well… if I can't find a partner in the next five minutes. I guess it's going to be a two on one." Christy walks away. "Taz and Mike, back to you."
The Beautiful People start walking down the ring, doing their entrance.
Mike: "Taz, hopefully Christy Hemme can find herself a partner.
Taz: "Hopefully, She does, or she's going to be in big trouble."
Christy's music starts to play. Christy slowly starts walking toward the ring, every five seconds looking behind her. When she gets inside the ring, she looks behind her one more time, then sighs, looking at the referee, nodding at him to start the match. The ref calls for the bell. Angelina and Velvet starts to stalk over to Christy, Angelina was in front of her, as Velvet was behind her. When Angelina flick Christy on the nose, Christy pushes Angelina to the ground, elbowing Velvet in the face then slams her on the mat by her hair. Christy didn't notice that Angelina had already recovered, so when she turned around, she was met with Angelina boot. Angelina drags Christy body over to the corner, kicking Christy nonstop.
Mike: "Well… It seems like Velvet recovering from that head slam by Christy Hemme and… wait a minute, who the hell is that?"
Suddenly, a brunette haired woman enters the ring, grabbing Velvet by the hair, and throws her out the ring. She then runs over to Angelina Love and schoolgirl pin her. "One! Two! Three!" The ref calls for the bell, both Christy and mystery woman quickly leaves the rings, as Velvet slides back in the ring. Both Christy and the mystery woman lift their arms in the air, smiling down at The Beautiful People, as they walk to the back.
After the commercial
Mike: "Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. And if you just now joined us, we will show you a recap of what just happened."
Taz: "Mike? Who the hell was that?"
Mike: "I don't know, but I'm getting a word from Lauren backstage. Lauren what's going on?"
"Mike… I'm backstage with Christy Hemme and the mystery woman that we just saw a few minutes ago. Christy who is she?" "Lauren... I would love to introduce to you, the new member of The Rock 'n Rave Infection, Sandra Reedbell." Sandra pulls the mic toward herself. "Lauren! Wanna get infected?" Both Christy and Sandra started laughing, as they walk away.