Hey I'm putting up a few more jokes! And this time my "families health insurance won't be here next year" doesn't matter! Pfft, who cares anyway, ya know? jk

AAAAAAAND thanks to iCYxTEARS, Rinako, 24Tears, and hakuria hitsugaya

for reviewing the first chapter (and some the Kaname version as well ;).

Yagari Toga looked left to right, searching the classroom for any trace of vampire scum.

Nothang.

He smiled and pulled out the bottom drawer in his desk. Taking out the paper he was given earlier, he continued to read;

"I'd imagine by now, Ruka would have started to try to kill me. Meaning only one thing: This is Yagari-sensei reading this after class."

Toga's eyebrows lifted. Aidou called that one.

"Anyway, for my DARLING teacher's enjoyment, I have continued.

Ruka went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Oh, six," she said. "I could never eat twelve pieces."

During her company's periodic password audit, Ruka was found to be using this password:

When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."

Ruka and Rima met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. Ruka bet Rima $50 that he wouldn't jump, and Rima replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so Ruka gave Rima the $50 she owned. Then Rima said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." Ruka said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So Rima said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

Ruka replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

-Why did Ruka put lipstick on her forehead?Because she was trying to make up her mind.

-Ruka was asked what the capital of California was. "That's easy," she said. "It's C."

A brunette Ruka goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Ruka, Yuuki-sama and Rima are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with Yuuki-sama in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with Rima in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with Ruka in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

I shall conclude my report with 6 facts of the known world.

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. A physical impossibility.

2. All idiots after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

Ooooooor you're about to fail me, Toga-sensei. But let's not do that! Please reconsider my grade of my last report! PLEASE!

- Lots of love,

Hanabusa Aidou"

"…" Toga pulled out his grade book.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING! Reviews are loved and if you liked this story there's a Kaname version as well. :)

-Kizee