The Namikaze and The Water Goddess

Hey guys it's me N09 with another chapter for The Namikaze and The Water Goddess. Once again I apologize for the late updates but I've been busy with real life. Also, here are the final girls who'll be in the Harem and they are: Temari, Tenten, Koyuki, Oc Fem Kaguya, Yugito, Fem. Yamata, Shizune, and Yuugao.

Hope you like the selections because that is all that'll be added. Now on with the chapter.

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Chapter 4: Relatives, Bets, and The Snake

Naruto, Mei and Jiraiya were currently in Tanzaku Gai and walking through the busy streets. "So Kyoufu. I heard that my oba-san was considered to be the best medic in the Elemental Countries. What else do you know about here?" He asks and Mei was wondering too since she heard about how powerful Tsunade was from her parents and always wanted to meet her in person.

Jiraiya thinks about it and speaks up. "Well aside from being known for her awesome skills in medical jutsu and being the granddaughter and grandniece of the first and second Hokage, she's also known to be very strong. She can smash a boulder with a tap of her finger and cause earthquakes with a click of her heel. The last time I saw her go all out, she demolished a mountain with her entire fist." He answered causing Naruto's and Mei's eyes to widen.

"Whoa! She can do that? Man I can wait to meet her." The blonde says. "She also goes by another name Naruto." Jiraiya says. "Oh? And what is that?" He asks. "She's also known as… The Legendary Sucker." He says and laughs out loud at the shocked look on their faces. "Legendary Sucker !? What exactly does that insinuate Kyoufu because if it's in a perverted manner then I'll" Naruto says as his brow twitched.

Jiraiya looks at the look on his face and rolls his eyes. "No not in 'that' way gaki. What I meant was that she sucks at gambling. I mean seriously she has a debt that's the size of the Hokage mountain." He states and Naruto face faults but gets back up. "No way! No one's luck can be that bad!" Naruto yells but Jiraiya grins.

"Sorry kid but it's true. Her luck is so terrible that she even lost a bet to an 8 year old." He states and Naruto's jaw drop. "Please Kami don't let that trait get passed on to me." He mumbles and Jiraiya laughs out loud at that. "Oh don't worry gaki. Tsunade's luck at gambling is a once in a lifetime curse. You on the other hand have the luck of the fox." He states and Naruto rolls his eyes.

"Just because I'm affiliated with a fox doesn't make me one." He says and Jiraya shrugs. "Anyways, how are your skills in mokuton going?" He asks his godson. "Not as far as I hoped. I can still grow trees but it takes a lot of chakra to grow an adult sized one. Right now I can at least use roots, vines, and branches from the trees and other plant life." He answers and Jiraiya nods.

"Mei-chan helped me with some of my lava based jutsu. Say how did I gain yoton anyway?" He asks Jiraiya who grins and Mei wonders also because only members of her clan had lava and boil release. "Well apparently Hasirama's and Tobirama's father Genryusai Senju hand a high a affinity for both fire and earth and he combined them to gain yoton. Not much is know about the man since he died during the beginning of the clan wars back then but from the Senju clan history books his abilities with yoton was so great that he can make volcanoes erupt a force of will and can even create small volcanic islands with his fused affinity alone." He answered causing Mei and Naruto to gawk at him.

"Holy crap that sounds awesome! To be able to create an island using chakra alone. Hopefully when I'm good enough with my yoton I can pull that off. Then I can make it into a private resort for me, Mei-chan, Temari-chan, and any other girl who wishes to help me revive my clans." He says in a thinking pose while Jiraiya who was inwardly crying because of Naruto getting to have a harem to revive his clan and wondered why he couldn't have that luck.

Mei was blushing at the thought of having a private island with her future husband and spoke up. "Speaking of reviving clans, Naruto how many females do you plan on having join your clan?" She asks and he looks at her. "Well there isn't a total but no more than 10 why?" He asks her. "Oh. Well so that you know if anyone is going to bear your first child or take your innocence it's gonna be me." She says with a cheeky grin on her face and Naruto almost trips over his feet and Jiraiya started to giggle pervertedly. She then wraps her arms around his neck and presses her assets against his back. "But since we can't have kids yet that doesn't mean we can't have any 'fun' while waiting for that right Na-ru-to-kun?" She whispers into his ear, making him blush at what she meant.

"Y-yeah." He says while Jiraiya slowly reaches for his note book. "Ero-sensei if you value your manhood you will not pull that pad out." Naruto speaks out and Jiraiya slumps his shoulders. "Aw come on gaki! Do you have any idea how fast my research will go? I'll even name the title after you. I'll call it the Prince and his Water Goddess." He states and Mei's brow twitches.

"What do you value more Jiraiya-sama? Your research or you life as a male?" She asks in a sweet yet dangerous tone as she held Naruto closer to her body and the man shivers at the dark aura surrounding her. "Why is it that I get in trouble being a pervert and Naruto doesn't?" he says walking away and slowly dragging his feet but ends up getting hit in the back of his head by the sheathe of Ryuken.

"I'm not a pervert ero-baka!" Naruto yells out while a lump appears on Jiraiya's head. Mei smirks while Jiraiya rubs the lump he had. She giggles and then releases her future husband when four of her ANBU appear and sighs. "Well Naruto-kun I have to be going now." She says and Naruto looks at the ANBU and blinks. "Do you have to? I really want you to meet my Oba-san." He says and a sad smile appears on her face.

"I know I want to also but I also have a village to run just like Sarutobi-sama does. Don't worry I'll be safe and you can visit me whenever you like and send me letters via summoning or shadow clone." She says and walks over to kiss him on the lips and he deepens it before releasing it. She then backs away from Naruto and waves at him before all five mist nin mizu shunshin away.

That was when a thundercloud appeared on his head and his shoulders slumped while he cried anime tears. "I miss her already." He sobs out while Jiraiya falls on the ground laughing his ass off. "Oh kami this is rich. Minato acted the same way when Kushina went on a two week mission to river country. I've never seen someone sulk so much in my life!" he says while Naruto glares at his godfather and looks away again.

Flashback

Jiariya was trying to hold in a laugh as he saw Minato pestering Kushina who had a tick mark on her face as she and her team got ready to leave. "So you have everything right Kushina-chan?" He asks while her vein throbbed, making the ANBU sweat drop at how the two were acting.

"Yes." She answered.

"Extra clothes?"

"Yes."

Extra Food?"

"Yes."

"Extra weapons?"

"Yes." She growled out as more veins appeared on her head.

"…. What about extra ramen caused if you want I can go"

"FOR KAMI'S SAKE MINATO I HAVE EVERYTHING NOW STOP BEING SUCH A WORRY WART IT'S ANNOYING!" She yelled out performing the demon head jutsu and yelling at his chibi form while Jiraiya snorted and covered his mouth.

"But"

"NO BUTS DAMMIT! Seriously Minato I'm going on a two week scouting mission so stop worrying over me." She says and huffs while folding her arms until Minato cupped his hands into hers and anime tears fell from his face. "But I'll miss you Kushina-chan." He blubbered out and Kushina's whole face turned red in embarrassment and her colleagues snickered.

"I haven't even left yet you idiot and STOP MAKING A SCENE YOUR EMBARRASSING ME!!" She yelled.

After that, Kushina and the ANBU left out of gate while Minato was on his knees crying. "I MISS YOU ALREADY KUSHINA-CHAN!!" He bawled out and Jiraiya busted out laughing and rolling around the ground clutching his sides. Kushina hears this and shakes her fist in anger and embarrassment and lets out a frustrating sigh. "For the love of kami he's such a baby." She mutters.

Flashback ends

Jiraiya couldn't help but think that this was similar in a way. "Man Oh man if old age doesn't kill me then my fits of laughter will. Honestly gaki your father was a big baby when it came to your mother. You should've seen what your old man did to Fugaku when he tried to make the moves on your mom. Poor bastard was in the hospital for a month. I wander what would happen if his son tried to pull a fast one on your fiancé?" He says until Naruto gets out of his funk and his eyes were glowing red.

"IF THAT TEME EVEN THINKS OF TOUCHING MY MEI-CHAN I'LL RIP THOSE FUCKING EYES OUT OF HIS HEAD, TEAR HIS BEADS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT AND THROW HIM INTO A GAY BAR!" He yells out and Jiraiya sweat drops.

"Yep, Just like Minato." He says as his sweat drop got bigger when he saw the kanji for death hovering over Naruto's head and could've sworn he saw the faint image of the shinigami hovering over his godson.

"Alright gaki we wasted enough time so let's go and find." "Run! Run Away! That monster destroyed the castle!" A civilian cried as he and some others ran passed Naruto and Jiraiya. The two blinked on confusion. "Monster? What the heck is he" Naruto starts to say until his eyes widen as he catches a whiff of what smelled like snakes.

"Kyoufu. I smell a snake coming from that direction and it's not that proctor's scent from the chunnin exam. It's stronger and there's two of them." He says. "So Orochimaru is close by. Let's go check it out gaki." He says and Naruto nods while they head to the ruined castle.

Destroyed Castle

Naruto and Jiraiya appeared in the location of the destroyed castle and looked around. "Yeah this was Orochimaru's doing." Jiraiya says as he looks at the rubble. Naruto's eyes Narrow. "Guh. This place practically reeks of Snake. But there's something else… It's not that strong but I also got the scent of medicine, sake, and money." He answered.

Jiraiya's eyes widen when he said that. "Tsunade was here also." He says. "Do you think there was a fight between them?" He asks and the toad sannin shakes his head. "I doubt it. Tsunade is one person you don't want to corner and if there was a fight, this castle wouldn't be the only thing that was leveled. Trust me… I know." He states and Naruto nods.

"Now one thing remains… what the hell does that Snake want with her?" He asks and Jiraiya hmms.

Local Bar

Tsunade was sitting at a table with a worried Shizune and Tonton drinking sake, wondering if she should take Orochimaru's offer. She then lets out a sigh and looks at her image in the sake bottle. 'Can this day get any worse?' She asks herself.

Meanwhile

Naruto was walking behind a sobbing Jiraiya with a vein throbbing on his head. "You are a pain in the ass you know that? I turn my back for a few seconds and you end up flirting with a bunch of hookers. Are you trying to catch a case or are you desperate in getting laid ero-kyoufu?" Naruto asks while the pervert turned around and glared at his new apprentice.

"Shut up! They were perfect for my research and you ruined it!" He yelled but the winced when Naruto threw a pebble directly at his forehead. "Baka! They were going to rob you! For kami's sake can you think with the head on your shoulders and not the one between your legs for once? In case you forgot, we have a mission to do in finding Saru-oji's successor." Naruto said.

Jiraiya's brow twitches and huffs. "Kill joy. Always got to ruin my fun. What's the rush gaki? You got her scent right?" He asks. "Yes I do but it's close to being faint. You know if she runs away we'll lose her and I'm not explaining to Saru-oji why we lost my aunt." He said glaring at Jiraiya who was laughing nervously.

"Okay okay no more slacking off." He says and then sees a bar. "Hey lets head to that bar and grab a bite. Hopefully someone in there will have some info on Tsunade's location." He said with a grin on his face and Naruto groans. "I give up. Fine let grab some food and hurry and no flirting with women." He emphasized and the man's shoulder's slumped while they head into the bar.

Jiraiya was the first to enter and saw a few people eating, drinking, or chatting. Naruto walked in and winced while his nose twitched. "Man this place reeks of alcohol. Are you positive that bars are a good place for information?" He asks. "Of course I'm sure gaki in case you forgot I am a" He says but then pauses when he sees his old teammate sitting with a black haired women and a pig.

Tsunade tilts her head and sees Jiraiya. "Eh?" She says as she squints her eyes and sees a white haired man and a blonde kid. Naruto blinks and waves his hand in front of his dazed godfather. "Oi Kyoufu are you okay?" He asks. "Tsunade I found you!" He yells pointing his fingers at the wide eyed woman and Naruto jumps back in shock but then turned his head to see a blonde haired woman.

"Jiraiya? What the heck are you doing here?!" She asks/demanded. Naruto's eyes widen andlooks at her. "That's my aunt!? She looks like she's in her 30s! Heck her chest is bigger than Mei and Kyu-chan's!" He ranted in his mind.

The two then sat down with Tsunade and her apprentice, who was looking nervous while Naruto and Jiraiya missed it. "Well it's been a long time since we saw each other hime." He says while said Senju scoffs. "Please Jiraiya. I know you didn't come here for old times sakes and who's the blonde gaki? I thought you stopped taking student's after Minato died." She stated and the man laughed lightly.

"Your right I didn't come her on a social call and as for the gaki… he should seem familiar to you of all people." He answers. Tsunade raises an eyebrow and looks at the blonde. "Can't say I have seen him before so what do you want?"

Jiraiya rubs the back of his had and speaks. "Well Tsunade… our sensei has realized that he can no longer keep up the role as Hokage like he use to back then and has named his successor since Minato died 14 years ago. He wants you Tsunade to become the Godaime Hokage of Konoha." He explained.

Tsunade had a blank expression on her face and then looked down at her cup full of sake. "No. I will not become the Hokage of Konoha." She said in a flat tone shocking everyone. "The title of Hokage is shit and is only good for one thing…getting killed especially for those who want to become Hokage." She replied.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the woman who was suppose to be his aunt and they become slitted. Jiraiya sighs and rubs his head. "You've definitely changed Tsunade. What would your Grandfather and Grand Uncle say if they heard you saying this?" He asks in a solemn tone while Tsunade scoffs.

"Frankly I don't care since they're both dead because of that stupid title. Minato died young because he was foolish enough to give his life for the village and because of him I lost the last bit of family I had in this world. Go tell that old monkey to find another fool to take job because like I said only a fool would want to be Hokage." She said.

That was when Naruto started to chuckle and Tsunade heard it. "You find something funny gaki?" She asks. "Yes I do. I find it funny that the Strongest Kunoichi in the Elementals is nothing more than weak and pathetic crybaby who blames her sorrow and misery on her own deceased family and the one man who thought of her as a daughter. I don't why I got so excited in meeting you when you're nothing more than shell of your former self." He says while Tsunade glares at Naruto.

"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that brat. Who the hell do you think you are?" She growled out only for Naruto's expression to change from humorous to pissed and his eyes were cold and slitted.

"Oh so now that I pissed you off with the truth you want get all high and mighty huh? And who do you think you are calling the Hokage's fools just because they gave their lives to protect something they cherished?" Naruto says, standing up and slamming his fist on the table, rattling the food that was on it and leaving an imprint of his fist on it.

"I don't care what your fucking problem is you old bat but don't you dare blame Saru-oji for your losses. You need to stop wallowing in self pity and grow the fuck up! You don't see him or Jiraiya-sensei blaming Konoha for losing people they care about!" He yelled, making the Senju's eyes widen at what he said.

Jiraiya was impressed but worried for his godson's well being. 'This gaki has balls of steel to talk to the strongest female in the elementals like that. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried for his well being.' He thought until Tsunade stood up and gave Naruto a look that would scare even Orochimaru.

"That's it!! You and me outside!! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in respecting your superiors brat!!" She yells and Naruto smirks. "Fine. Let's settle this outside." He says while they head outside.

Outside the bar

Tsunade was standing a couple of feet away from Naruto while Jiraiya and a worried Shizune and Toton were watching. "Don't you think we should stop this Jiraiya-sama?" The brunette asks while Jiraiya smirks. "Don't worry Shizune… he may be young but he didn't become a chuunin for nothing. If Tsunade was smart she wouldn't underestimate him.

Tsunade holds her index finger up and directs it to Naruto. "One finger is all I need to beat you brat." She says with an arrogant tone. 'Man and I thought Neji and Sasuke-teme were arrogant. Is arrogance a disease that spreads in Konoha?' He thought while he cracks his neck. "You shouldn't underestimate me just because I'm a recently promoted chunin. It could get you killed." He says and pulls a kunai out of his sleeve and flings it at Tsunade.

The legendary medic tilts her head to the side while the kunai flies past her head and sees Naruto charge towards her and a smirk appears on her face. Naruto rears his fist back and tries to punch the female Sannin in the face but she uses her index finger and swats it away making him lean over and his eyes widen when she brings her finger and thumb at his forehead and flicks him hard. Naruto tumbles away while she smirks. "That's it? I expected more from your apprentice Jiraiya" She started to say until Naruto puffed away, making her eyes widen.

"Kage Bushin!? Impossible! No chunin should have that much chakra to pull that!" She thought. Her senses kicked in and she leaped away from the ground and saw two pair of hands appear from the ground and then Naruto popped up from the ground. He then smirks and once again puffs away.

Naruto appears behind her with his fist cocked back and swings it at her face. Tsunade manages to grab his fist with her hand and tosses him over her shoulder. He flips in mid-air and lands on his feet and smirks. "Looks like you lose this round Tsunade." He says and she had a puzzled look on her face. "What do you mean I lost!? You haven't even got a hit in yet!" She stated and Naruto chuckles.

"No I didn't but you failed to do one thing. Remember when you said your index finger was the only thing you needed to beat me? Just recently you used your whole hand to stop my punch, therefore you failed to beat me, a newly promoted chuunin." He stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Tsunade sputtered and points at him but then huffs and looks at the ground. "Great. Just great when word gets out that I got outsmarted by a promoted chuunin, I'll be the laughing stock of the Nations." She mumbles. Shizune was gob smacked and Jiraiya couldn't help but smirk. "Another thing Tsunade." Naruto says and she looks up. "What?" She asks still sulking at being outwitted by a 14 year old. "Who was the last bit of family you lost a long time ago?" He asks. "It was my distnt cousin. Her name was Kushina Uzumaki and she was gonna give birth to a boy October 10th but then the Kyuubi attacked and they both died when the hospital roof collapsed." She said in a solemn tone.

"And who pray tell told you your nephew died on the day kyuubi attacked?" Naruto asks and she clenched her fists and she looked at the ground. "It was those three vultures Koharu Homura, and Danzo." She growled and Naruto sigh while brushing his hair back. "Figures. Those bakas have caused nothing but trouble and worse, they lied to you about his death." He says and she looks up in shock.

"What? Are you telling me my nephew is still alive?" She asks and he nods. "Yes and he's standing in front of you. Hello oba-san." Naruto says and Tsunade's eyes widen as does Shizune's and Tontons. "H-he's Tsunade-sama's Oi (Nephew)?" She asks Jiraiya and Tonton Oinks. Jiraiya nods.

"Yep and my godson." Jiraiya answers and Shizune's eyes bulge from her head. Tsunade did the only thing she could do. She fainted. Naruto blinks when he sees his aunt fall over and rubs the back of his head. He then sighs and walks over to Tsunade's fallen form and places her on his back. "Hey you with the black hair. What's your name?" He asks Tsunade's apprentice.

"Shizune." She answers. "Shizune-san do you two by any chance have a hotel room nearby?" He asks and she nods. "Yes we do. I'll take you both there." She says and motions them to follow her.

Tsunade's and Shizune's rooms

Tsunade was laying on her bed groaning as she opened her eyes to see Shizune with a concerned look on her face. "Tsunade-sama are you okay?" She asks while she sat up. "Shizune? Where am I?" The female Senju asks. "In our hotel room. You fainted when we were in the middle of the village." Shizune explained while Tsunade blinked. "I fainted? I must've had too many shots of sake. Wait a minute. Where is Jiraiya and the blonde kid?" She asks. "Outside the room waiting for you to wake up. Should I have them come in?"

Shizune asks her mentor who shakes her head. "Have the blonde gaki come in first. And if Jiraiya tires anything… kick him in the nuts." She tells her apprentice who giggles and nods. Afterwards, she opens the door and tells Naruto to come in. Naruto walks in and closes the door behind him and then walks over to the bad and sits by the side of it.

"How are you feeling Oba-san? Did you manage to get the sake out of your system yet?" He asks with a cheeky grin and her brow twitches. "You are definitely Kushina's kid. I haven't met anyone who has a smart mouth like hers." She says and Naruto rubs the back of his head. "Yeah Saru-oji said I inherited that and her temper." He says while she smiles sadly.

"So this whole time my Oi was alive and I didn't know? Did Jiraiya know about this?" She asks and he nods. "He did but whenever he tried to search for you to tell you, he'd lose your trail. That or he's been doing research on his perverted book." He says while she sighs. "Yeah that sounds like my perverted teammate." She mumbles.

Naruto then finds himself being pulled into a hug and feels tear drops falling on top of his head and feels her body tremble slightly as she hugged him even closer. Naruto returns the hug and rubs her back with one hand while she sobs quietly.

Jiraiya and Shizune see this through a small crack in the door and they both smile as does Tonton. After holding her nephew in her arms for a few seconds, she releases him and wipes her tears away. "So oba-san. When do you plan on meeting the White Snake?" He asks while her eyes widen and looks at him.

"How did you" She asked and he smirks. "Found the demolished castle and your scent along with his there. It's one of the perks of being a jinchurikki." He explained and her eyes widen even more. "So you're the vessel for the kyuubi?" She asks and Naruto nods. "Yeah but she's not that bad. A little cranky and sadistic yes but not evil like a certain Uchiha and snake." He growled while she looks at him wondering what Uchiha he's talking about.

"anyway, when do you plan on meeting that pedophile?" Naruto asks. "In a week why?" She asks. "That faggot shoved his fingers into my gut and summoned some snakes to attack Konoha. I could've sworn he felt me up when he cut me off of Kyu during the chunin exam." He says while shivering at being violated by a pedo. Tsunade's brow twitches and then smirks. "Say Naruto… how would you like to make a bet?" She asks and the blonde blinks. "Sure what did you have in mind?" He asks. "Jiraiya taught you some techniques correct? Did he happen to teach you one of you father's jutsu's? She asks and Naruto nods.

"Yeah he taught me some of his personal techniques and the Rasengan why?" He asks and she grin. "How far are you in using the rasengan?" She asks and Naruto holds his right hand up and chakra swirls into a ball of spiraling and compressed energy. "I finished mastering it in two weeks during my training for the finals and now I'm working on my own version of the jutsu by shaping it into a weapon like a shuriken and hopefully work on throwing it. I got the shape down but throwing it is like trying walk on air. Impossible but I'm pretty sure I'll get it done." He says while she had an awed look on her face but then smirks.

"Alright then. I'll give you until the end of the week to complete this other version of the rasengan. If you win I'll give you this." She says and holds out a necklace with a green gem on it." Naruto blinks and looks at it. "What is that?" He asks and she smiles. "This Naruto belonged to your great grandfather the Shodaime Hokage. It's kinda like an heirloom in our clan. This alone can buy three mountains and a gold mine." She states and his eyes widen.

"Damn. Abd what if I lose?" He asks and her grin grows. "You have to give up all the money in your father's vault to me. So do we have a bet?" She asks. Naruto looks at her hand and grins while shaking it. "You've got yourself a bet oba-san." He says until he see the door open and Shizune fall over as does Jiraiya.

"Tsunade-sama are you serious!? What are you thinking placing that necklace in a bet!? With your nephew no less!/ Are trying to kill theonly family you have left!?" She yelled while Jiraiya groans and stands up rubbing his back. Naruto blinks and looks at his aunt for an explanation.

"To make a long story short I lost Dan and Nawaki when I gave them the necklace and it is believed that the necklace is cursed and kills people." She says while Shizune gapes like a fish.

Naruto raised an eyebrow and snorts. "Curses are nothing but bullshit. Just like fate and destiny. I really don't believe in that crap so I have nothing to worry about." He answers.

"B-but… but…" Shizune stammers while Naruto gets up and walks towards the door. "Oi gaki where are you going?" Jiraiya asks and Naruto looks at him. "To train. I have a bet to win and a snake's ass to kick in less than a week so my schedule will be pretty tight. See ya later oba-san, Shizune-san." Naruto says as he shunshins out of the hotel.

Jiraiya does the same while Shizune lets out a big sigh. Tsunade looks at the Necklace and grips it. 'Grandfather… Uncle… Nawaki… Dan… I am betting your hopes and dreams on this boy… please let him succeed and prove me wrong… he's all I have left in this world.' She begs in her mind while praying that Naruto does win the bet they just announce.

And Cut!! Hey people I want to once again apologize for the lack of updates. I promise I'll update as fast as I can from now on and give me plenty of reviews and state your opinions. The next fix I'm updating is Ultimate Hunter. In this one Naruto and his sister pay a visit to suna and the Akatsuki attack! In the Next Chapter for this fic Naruto, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Shizune face off Against Orochimaru and his goons. This is N09 saying Peace Out!!