Chapter Two:
"quotes are when someone talks"
Italics are when hotohori thinks
"where the hell are we? I feel like cr-"
"Koizumi…." Hotohori warns. They were on a ship headed to America after they had been kidna- "actually its pony-napped, we aren't kids."
"Koizumi let the nice person finish what they are saying."
"Humph!"
As I was saying, they were kid-I meant "pony-napped" in Tokyo and forced onto the ship.
When will we reach land again?
"Bro, when will we land?"
"Koi, we aren't on a plane. But otherwise I don't really know."
"well im bored, the sharks wont play with me."
"You haven't been playing with them have you?" shocked crossed his face.
"No, I jump into the ocean hooves first and chitchat about Pony Depp (like Johnny depp but with a pony….sorry couldn't think of another name) and the latest gossip. You should hear the rumors they have, and the gossip-juicy! Kinda like the first bite of a deer, juicy and tender. The kind that makes you want to take another bite but then you realize only the first bite tastes good then you leave it but then you get hungry so you turn around to finish the piece of meat but theres someone else eating it. Some ugly obnoxious oaf!"
"Hey! Thag happened only one time! And I didn't need a speech, just a simple no would have been fine."
"stupid, were like 50 feet high. Im not dumb enough to jump off the sh-BIRDS!"
"ugh…..i have a headache"
"stupid, we don't get headaches, do we?"
"you tell me, do we?"
"I don't know hoto, thts why im asking!"
"calm it donw a few notches, koi"
"you know, I think we need new names. I KNOW! Ill be sam and you be tinkerball."
"its tinkerbell and hell no."
"watch your languaaage…tinkerball."
"TINKERBELL!"
"fine hoto, I mean tinkerbell."
"koizumi stop."
"whos koizumi? Im sam"
"new names or im jumping overboard"
"fine have fun and watch out for those sharks."
"….koi"
"hmmm?"
"new names….."
"no way!"
"koi…don't get me mad" hotohori's face was turning slightly purple.
"fine new names!"
"thanks. Now ill be sam and you-"
"NOOOO! I WANT SAM!"
"why?"
"I saw it while watching tv back in Tokyo"
"hmmm….its a boys name"
"fine, ill be a boy"
*snigger*
"stop giggling like a school girl!"
"first ima boy, second Im a pony, third I don't wear a skirt that's so short, it could pass for a belt in America"
"hmph!"
"well ill be sam and you be….."
"ill take tinker"
"Tinkerbell, or tinker?"
"just tinker."
"fine, I hereby declare you tinker!"
"and hoto, I declare you stupid."
*hotohori shoots a death glare at tinker*
"whoops! I meant an oaf. Stop shooting me death glares! Fine I declare you stup-SAM! You happy? Stop giving me that look."
"thanks…..i think?''
"hotoho-I mean sam. I think we should take a….siesta!"
"a what?"
"ugh you are not very cultured are you? Pick up a book or something. I said lets take a nap because je suis tres, tres fatigue. I wonder if I said that right?"
"say what now? Just speak English"
"fine I am very very tired, lets take a nap"
"fine, 'night."
"good morning"