A/N:Hi guys!! this is my first fanfic so sorry if its terrible!!!:DAnd OOC!!! anyway ive nothing else left to say except..................BLUE DUCKS RULE!!!!!!!!Please read review and enjoy!!!:D

Disclaimer:I may not own Twilight but I bet santa will get me the deeds to it for Christmas! he's cool like that!!:D

B POV

The bell above the door tinkled signifying our departure from the cafe. Alice was still complaining about the fact that I had insisted we stop for something to eat.

I swear I could hear her muttering something about 'packing astronaut food next time' so we could eat while still browsing through clothes I'm sure. I hid my laughter by pretending to have a coughing fit, but I guess I was a little too convincing because Alice suddenly whipped around and said "Are you alright Bella? I told you not to have that soup! I bet-", I cut her off before she could start panicing.

"Alice I'm fine! Something just got stuck in my throat that's all!". She looked at me skeptically but let it go. Instead she started talking about one of the jackets she'd bought and how well it would go with a pair of boots she had. As soon as she started on the different types of make-up that would go with the outfit, I tuned out.
I nodded and muttered 'oh, I see' at the appropriate times, other then that I was completely unaware of what she was talking about. I glanced down at my watch, but the sun was glinting on it so I subtly tilted it until I could see the time clearly.

I groaned internally, there was still an hour and a half left of shopping with Alice. That thought made me want to scurry back home jump into my bed and quiver under the blankets. Alice had a pattern to her shopping and she kept to that pattern meticulously. The first few hours weren't that bad considering, but for the last two hours of every, and I mean every shopping trip with her, I would be forced to indure a seemingly neverending strem of lingerie shops. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Alice always managed to embarass me somehow.
I shuddered as I thought back to our last shopping trip. It was two weeks ago. I won't go into much detail, I'll just say that after that shopping trip I swore I would never go shopping with Alice again. The only reason she actually got me to go with her today was because she used the pout and guilted me into going with her.

I swear she's an evil little pixie. I snapped out of my reverie as I realised that Alice had stopped talking. I turned towards her about to apologise for zoning out on her when I heard her squeal. I quickly looked around but couldn't see her. I whipped around in the opposite direction as I heard her squeal again. I quickly located her this time only to find her face pressed up against a window filled with new stock. "Please, please, please Bella, can we go in?".

I was about to protest but it seemed Alice knew I would, because next I know she'd turned on the waterworks. And the pout. She was so evil! She knew I always caved when she used it! I glared at her but she didn't notice as she was busy jumping up and down shouting "Thank you, thank you, thank you Bella!". Then, before I knew what was happening she had gripped me in a ......well not a bear hug Alice was too small too be compared to anything that big......more like a teddy bear hug.

As soon as she had released me and I had caught my breath, I lay down some rules because I was sure as hell not going to have a repeat of what had happened before. "Listen Alice, I have some rules, okay?". She hesitated for a moment then reluctantly nodded her head. "One, I am not buying any more than three , no repeats of what happened last time and finally three, we aren't staying in there any longer then an hour." I said all this in one breath trying to get it over with, like ripping a band-aid off really fast.

Shopping wasn't just a hobby to Alice, it was a lifestyle and so this situation had to be handled carefully. At first she looked like she was going to object but I cut her off by saying,"No buts Alice, if you want me to come into this shop then you won't object." I then gave her a stern look. After my little speech she seemed to slump a little but still managed to look excited. "Ok, ok just hurry up!".

And with that I was being literally dragged towards the shop door. As we came closer it became apparent that a 'closed' sign was stuck to the door. Alice dropped my hand. The look on her face was almost comical! But obviously I couldn't say that to her, so instead I said," I am truly sorry Alice." However, I couldn't contain the gleeful tone in my voice. I glanced down at her. She seemed fine. Something was up. Whenever a shop was closed, she usually threw a tantrum, especially when it contained new season stock!

As we began walking away from the shop, I kept sneaking glances at her warily. It was only after we started passing backdoors to shops that I really looked up to take in my surroundings. It looked like we were in an alley-way or something. "Alice, where are we going?". All she did was tap the side of nose. "Aliiiccceee!," I whined, "please tell me!".After a few more minutes of me whining she finally broke down and told me, or should I say showed me, even if was just for the sake of her ears!

She sighed and fluttered a flyer in my face. I grabbed it and began reading the print. It said: New Dupont Clothing Outlet opening 1st of October at 3:00. I groaned and asked, "Alice how long have you had this flyer?". I was nearly dreading the answer. "Awhile," she practically whispered, and then she looked away sheepishly. My suspicions had been confirmed. "You planned this didn't you? You knew that other shop would be closed but you made me promise three items! Arrgh! Alice! If you weren't my best friend, right now I would be sooo annoyed at you!".

All she did was smile angelically and skip further down the alley. "Alice why are we walking down an alley anyway? The flyer said the shop is opening on main street." "This is a !". I looked at her skeptically. "Bella, I am shocked at your lack of trust in me!", she said, feigning hurt. "Whatever Alice, just come on I want to get back home by midnight at least", I said, and playfully bumped my shoulder off hers. She didn't say anything but she stuck her tongue out at me and continued walking. Towards the end of our journey through the alley we began to hurry as raindrops began to fall. "C'mon Alice", I said tugging on her jacket. I wanted to be out of this downpour as soon as possible!

We were nearly at the end of the alley now. When all of a sudden my clumsiness decided to strike again and i nearly tripped. I looked down to discover that my shoe lace had become undone, and knelt down to tie it. As I was getting up an odd colour at the edge of my view caught my attention. I turned slowly towards it. And screamed "SHIT! Aliced call an ambulance! Now!", and with that I set off running down a side-alley towards the flash of colour that was in need of help.
A lot of help.

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