AN: so I'm glad you guys reviewed the last chapter. It makes me soo very happy when people review… you guys don't even know Anyway… here's where we find out whether Gil's plan works or not (surprisingly… I actually know what will happen in the next few chapters…)

So yeah… please review and let me know what you think! Matthew hugs you!

June 28th

I AM AWESOME!

And I hate this plan so much. Tonight, Mattie is coming over and I'm enacting the plan that was suggested by Francis. It's not a really awesome plan because I didn't come up with it and if this shit fails… I'm gonna come up with an awesome Gilbert plan instead of using a shitty wino plan.

Anyway, Francis brought the roses over and told me what I needed to say and do and I only remember like half of it. I'm too awesome too remember all of that shit.

I have put the rose petals on the bed, put out the roses that I'm supposed to give to Mattie, and I'm now ready to seduce the adorable Canadian. I really hope this works because I really want to get laid. (Oh yeah… I also kicked west out for the night and made him stay with Feli so that they aren't here…)

Just an hour left before Matthew comes… I really want to have sex with birdie…

Just half an hour left and now I'm a little bit nervous…

I mean… just a half-hour left and I'm feeling really awesome right now because people with as much awesome as I have don't get nervous because there's no way in hell that they will be rejected because they are just awesome like that and can't be rejected because they're awesome.

Shit… Mattie's here… let you know what happens tomorrow.

~TheAwesomeMe

June 29th

I AM AWESOME!

And pissed…

If you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever say the word 'I'm the hero' then I will kill you mercilessly. Those words are the worst things that I have ever heard in my entire life. If you are American and think that you're a hero go kill yourself before the awesome one gets to you… I warned you ahead of time…

So Mattie gets there and things are going real well. No alcohol involved because that's the cause of out problems in the first place and I want to do this shit sober. So I'm seducing him and sweet talking him and all that good shit when I hear something hit the door.

I ignore it and continue down the very good road we were on. So… I hear a noise outside once more and it starts to piss me off but, I ignore it.

Then, my door gets fucking kicked down by fucking Alfred and his fucking hero act that pisses me the fuck off.

He comes in and says, "Mattie… he's trying to seduce you! I will save you because I'm a jackass that hates everything and fails at life and needs to get laid!"

Or something along those lines at least.

Then Mattie doesn't believe him so Alfred says, "Trust me, Francis told me because he wants the awesome Prussia to beat the shit out of him." Or something likes that.

So he brings Mattie up to my room where he sees the awesome display of flowers and shit and Mattie starts blushing like all hell when he realizes that his dipshit of a brother is actually speaking the truth.

I then become extremely pissed and kick Alfred in the nuts. Alfred retaliates by hitting me with a bat and it continues from there. By the time I managed to kick the dumbass out of my house… Matthew is sitting on my couch and staring at me like I'm insane or some other not awesome thing.

So since I'm awesome I walk up to him and apologize for trying to get in his pants.

He then gets up and kisses me… that's right Gilbook… Mattie kissed me in the middle of my living room after I beat the shit out of his annoying ass brother.

So I'm really confused by that point but, I don't argue.

Then Mattie stops and smiles at me… confusing me even more.

Mattie: You really went through a lot for this didn't you?

Me: No (I lie)

Mattie: *chuckle* sure you didn't…

Me: well?

Mattie: *blushes and changes subject entirely* yeah…

Me: …. So…. I'm guessing that a no then…

Mattie: … I don't know.

Me: how about you come over again in two days and we'll hang out and forget this happened…

Mattie: *smiles and agrees*

So the moral of this story is DO NOT be American and think you're a hero or I WILL kick your ass.

Oh and I have two days to come up with an awesome plan to get Mattie to fuck me and I am only going to find the French asshole to beat the shit out of him like I did to his American son… piece of shit.

So yeah… back to the drawing board I guess….

~TheAwesomeMe

AN: so I hope you enjoyed that… yeah… I know that Gil didn't get laid and that Francis is stupid for telling the overprotective brother… and we love them both anyway.

And on a side note, I really think that if Gilbert were nervous that he would write in run one sentences (same as if he was mad)

I hope you liked so review! (And I would love you forever if you read and reviewed my other stuff and Halloween goodness!)

Oh and speaking of Halloween… a few more days and I still have time to write a few more (one gonna be put up soon and one that I wrote over a week ago that I'm waiting to put up!)

(I hate when I have yet another plot for a multi chapter PruCan running through my head!)