AN: So here's another chapter… I love you people who reviewed the last chapter! (The general consensus seems to be that we will not declare to be the hero and that France needs another beating for opening his mouth to Alfred)

Reviews make me happy no matter what might have happened during the day so you should review to make me very happy! And Matthew hugs you when you review because Mattie loves them too! (And I would be beyond happy if you would be awesome enough to read and review my other stuff!)

So…. Let's see if the awesome plan will actually work… and if Alfred can just STAY AWAY FOR ONCE IN HIS HEROIC LIFE AND JUST LET GILBERT GET LAID! (That's a note to Alfred!)

June 30th

I AM AWESOME!

And so is the plan of awesome that visited me in the middle of the night while I thought about how much I wanted to fuck my little Canadian friend. This plan just has to work because if it doesn't… then I will need to come up with something even more awesome because I refuse to ever give up!

I beat the shit out of Francis about half and hour ago by the way.

I showed up at his house with a spiky bat that I planned to use to beat the shit out of his annoying ass for spilling to Alfred of all fucking people he could have told!

Francis begs me not to kick his ass and I disagree and punch him in the face (again) and I'm quite happy about it. I then proceed to give him a bloody nose (I may have broken it but, I'm not really sure and I really don't care) and a black eye.

I then look at my spiky bat and opt to just hit him in the leg with it once instead of doing what I really wanted to do with it (that shit would have been going up his ass if I had!)

Then the asshole had the nerve to ask me if I needed help coming up with another damn plan! I told him hell no… the awesome Gilbert already has an awesome plan that will get him a Canadian so he doesn't need one from an idiot that tells American assholes about the plan that he came up with.

So I left the house and put the bat away before wishing that tomorrow would come faster.

That is where I am now… I just want tomorrow to come right now so that I don't have to wait any more and can try to get Mattie to just sleep with me already! Whatever happens after that is cool (as long as he doesn't hate me) and will be fine but, I rally want this to just happen already.

Why does birdie have to have such an overprotective brother? I mean I knew he was egotistical, he calls himself the hero, but I had no idea that he was overprotective of his little brother.

Speaking of Alfred… he's in a lot of pain from last night and will not be interrupting because he will not know about this plan. I don't even want to tell you about it just in case (you're still awesome though)

So you shall know that plan of awesome tomorrow… Mattie will find out what it is first though. I really hope this works because otherwise… I have to go back to the drawing board again and that's no fun!

Wish me luck!

~TheAwesomeMe

July 2nd

I AM AWESOME!

And you need to guess what happened last night! I know that I didn't write anything yesterday but… you'll get over it because now much more awesome things have happened for me to fill you in on!

My plan went in an interesting direction….

So when Mattie called me last night to let me know that he was on his way (Ludwig is still with Feli so he wouldn't bother me) I ran to make sure everything was in place.

The first thing Mattie was subjected to when he walked through the door was not the awesome. It was a bottle of maple syrup with a note attached.

Hey Birdie…

I thought that I'd send you on a little… scavenger hunt to come and find me. I thought that it would be much more fun for you if the awesome me had you find me. So this bottle of maple syrup (god I love maple!) is the beginning of the hunt. It's not too long so have fun.

*follow the maple!

~TheAwesomeGil

Yeah… I sent him on a hunt to find the awesome me. If he managed to follow all of my clues then that would mean that he was awesome enough to have sex with me (although even if he completely failed I wouldn't stop him)

And maple is amazing and Mattie has the best maple!

Anyway, I left a sticky trail of maple syrup to the next bottle (Ludwig will most likely kill me for this)

The next note Mattie would have encountered said:

Birdie:

You found another one! You're pretty awesome at this aren't you? So here's the next hint

*Look for the rose

~TheAwesomeGil

Yes… I did use Francis' rose anyway… Next note!

Birdie:

Way to go! You found the note and that means you found the rose. You should keep that with you the rest of the hunt.

*More Maple!

~TheAwesomeGil

And that was followed by another trail of maple that ended in front of the kitchen. There was a note on the kitchen door telling him to go into the room to find the next awesome clue!

It was on… another bottle of maple… this one telling him to go upstairs.

I really think that this hunt was a genius idea! It's fun for all involved and also involves maple with makes it even more awesome… Mattie is awesome just like maple…

So Mattie goes up the stairs and there is another trail of maple leading to the bedroom door (told you it was a short hunt) what are the chances of Ludwig letting me live after this stunt? He won't kill me though because then there will be a lot less awesome in the world and no one wants that.

So Mattie enters the room to find… Awesome!

I was standing in the middle of the room in boxers. They weren't just any boxers though. They were the Canadian flag in boxer form and it was awesome. (There was also a bottle of maple syrup on the floor because maple makes everything better.)

Ok so… Mattie just stood there for a few minutes staring at me. The rose still clutched in his hand of course.

Then he actually spoke:

Mattie: G-Gil… what is this?

Me: Ok Mattie…. I want to fuck you… bad…

Mattie: W-what?

Me: I'm not going to beat around the bush like last time I tried this… the awesome Prussia wants to have sex with you

Mattie: …

Me: and I'm not drunk this time around either… completely sober

Mattie: …

Mattie didn't say anything but, I took the silence as a yes and walked over to him and kissed him. Then, I pushed him against the wall and… he didn't try to get away and definitely didn't resist in any way. He actually kissed me back… almost as passionately as mine. Yeah… I'm definitely no pansy.

So I push Mattie over to the bed and the make out session gets even more intense. Then Mattie says (breathlessly I might add) "why are we doing this Gil?"

The long answer to this question was that I couldn't get the adorable Canadian out of my head and I wanted to sleep with him partially so the sexual tension was gone and I could see if there was anything else to that feeling. And that I really wanted to fuck him.

My response was "Because we both want to do this so we will, Birdie"

It must have been a good answer because he didn't question it any further. The rest of the night went really well because…

I HAD HOT SEX WITH MATTHEW WILLIAMS!

It was awesome in every way possible… the adorable kid has a lot going for him really. (And yes I was on top because I'm awesome!)

Mattie ended up staying over here the whole night and is now in my kitchen making pancakes for me. He's leaving soon though…

~TheAwesomeMe

July 2nd (again)

I just realized that I had sex with Mattie on the first of July… that's awesome!

And Mattie left a little while ago. I miss the Canadian already. I really miss him right now…

I told him to text me later and that we'd talk about this when he wanted to… I hope that means soon…

I still can't help but, think about him and I'm trying to figure out what that means… oh well.

~TheAwesomeMe

AN: YAY FOR GILBERT! YOU FINALLY GOT LAID!

I personally thought that was a fun chapter! It was also a long one at that! I just love the idea of Gilbert calling anyone egotistical… it makes me giggle! Tell me what you guys think because I love reviews so very much! (And what does that mean Gil… I wonder)

BTW, thanks to Tea-PartyCrasher for giving Gil the spiky bat to beat Francis with (I actually used that shit!)

And if you guys haven't read my Halloween stuff you really should. (I only have one more left but, you'll have to wait until either Saturday or Sunday for it!)

(Grrr… I have a plot for another multi-chaptered PruCan but, I'm not sure if I should post the beginning of it just yet! What do you guys think?)