Me: Hey bitches. Part 2 is here!

Sonic: Great! So did you decide who's gonna be Fez?

Me: Yes Sonic. I did. It will be listed below along with some other characters planned for future episodes.

Rouge: Great. Now lets' get right to it.

Me: Quite right. I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog or That 70's Show. Please enjoy and review.

Silver the Hedgehog (Fez) I thought very hard between him and Tails. I chose Silver because I thought he would fit the best.

Sonia the Hedgehog (Laurie Foreman)

Manic the Hedgehog (Leo)

That 70's Hedgehog

Chapter 2

(Season 1 – Episode 1 – That 70's Pilot) Part 2

Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and his girlfriend Rouge the Bat were all in Sonic's basement watching TV. Sonic and Amy were having a bit of fun quoting the lines since they had the volume muted. Rouge got annoyed asked why they were. Sonic just gave her the earphone hooked up to the TV. Knuckles turned to Sonic.

"So what's going on with the Vista Cruiser?" he asked.

"I'm not really sure. My dad hasn't really brought it up." Sonic answered.

"SSSHHHH!" Rouge hissed trying to get them to shut up.

Knuckles leaned closer to Sonic.

"How are we gonna get to the concert?" He whispered.

But Rouge was a bat. Which meant she had excellent hearing.

"What concert?" She asked.

"Uh…Todd Rundgren." Knuckles replied.

"When?" Rouge asked.

"This weekend." Knuckles was nervous.

"Oh. Who's going?" Rouge asked.

Knuckles looked at Sonic and Amy for help. But it was obvious he wasn't gonna get it. He looked back at Rouge.

"Uh, me, Shad, Sonic, Amy, and the foreign guy, Silver. Pretty much everyone."

Rouge just stared into his eyes.

"And…you." Knuckles finished.

"Oh. Great. Yeah thanks for telling me, KNUCKLES!" Rouge was pissed.

"Okay well…I'm getting a drink." Sonic got up.

"Me too." Knuckles and Amy both got up.

"Sit down." Amy pushed Knuckles back down to the couch.

Amy chased Sonic upstairs and Rouge got up to look down at her boyfriend.

"So what? Do you NOT want me to go the concert?" she demanded.

"Well I wasn't sure if you liked music." Knuckles defended.

Rouge made a face. "Are you kidding me?"

Knuckles re-positioned himself.

"Look. I didn't invite you to the concert because I know you don't like my friends."

"Did you tell them that?"

"Of course not." Knuckles said.

"Dammit, Knuckles! You don't tell other people about our private conversations!"

"Also," Knuckles went on. "I didn't you'd be into Todd Rundgren. You look like you would listen to something else."

Rouge blinked her eyes. "I love Todd Rungren. You've been in my room, Knux. I have his albums." She took a seat by him. "You remember the night we listened to them? Come on, Knux. We can have fun at the concert. Especially in the car on the way back."

Knuckles was sold at that last line. "Okay you can go."

"Only if you want me to." Rouge said.

Knuckles looked at her. "Oh I want you to go."

Knuckles buried his face into Rouge's neck and she squirmed and laughed. Sonic and Amy came down and saw the two of them.

"Rouge, I guess you're going to the concert." Sonic said.

Rouge threw herself off of Knuckles and stood up straight.

"Uh-huh. I can't wait." She turned back to Knuckles. "You wanna go to my house and list to Todd Rundgren?"

"Oh yeah."

Knuckles chased Rouge up the stairs and left Sonic and Amy alone.

"Aw. Look at them." Sonic said.

"They grow up so fast. You turn your back on them and they got at it like dogs." Amy said.

"Hey, some of my good friends are dogs and they way they go at it aint nothing like that." Sonic said.

"Yeah. You just can't leave them alone." Amy joked.

"You know it's funny. My sister, Sonia thinks you and I shouldn't be left alone." Sonic said.

"Really?" Amy said hopefully. "Well….we're alone now."

Sonic bugged his eyes out. Yes. They were alone in the basement. What to do now? Run like usual or stay calm and play it out? He chose choice one. He got up and dashed up the stairs. But Amy wasn't mad or upset. She smiled.

"They way he runs from me is so cute."

(The Next day)

Sonic was standing out in the driveway staring. His mind was only on one thing.

"Ever since the party I couldn't stop for a minute without thinking about you. I mean just the thought of you being mine is so awesome. I want you…I want you so freaking much."

Then Amy walked up behind him. "Sonic, it's a car. Talk that way to me."

Yes. Sonic was looking at his father's old 1969 Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser. The car he had a shot at getting. And he wanted it more than anything in the world. Knuckles came up behind them too.

"Maybe we should leave these two alone." He said.

Amy nodded and then the two of them walked off. But they were shortly halted by seeing Amy's dad, Harvy.

"Hey you kids." The red hedgehog greeted.

"Hey, dad." Amy said.

Knuckles didn't reply. He was to focused on Harvy's hair and how it looked.

"Look at you kids. Standing out here in the driveway. It's so darn cute." He said. "But I tell ya, this is the most fun you will ever have."

Knuckles and Sonic bot had their eyes locked on his hair. It was just weird. But Harvy didn't even notice.

"So it's…all downhill from here, sir?" Sonic asked.

"Yep. Pretty much." Harvy said.

Harvy walked off and combed his hair.

"What the hell happened to your dad's hair?" Knuckles asked Amy.

"He got a perm in it." Amy said. "It's so freaky."

Knuckles kept his shocked look. "So that's permanent?"

It took about half an hour for Amy and Sonic to explain to Knuckles what a perm is. And they still weren't sure their red friend fully understood. But they let it go and headed for the arcade along with Shad and Rouge. When they got there, they found their new foreign friend Silver already there.

Shad went over to play pinball while Silver watched. Silver had his eyes on a girl fox.

"I may not say this right because I'm new to English," Silver started. ",but she has huge breasts. Right?"

Silver pointed to the fox and Shadow looked over. Rouge on the other hand had no idea who he was.

"Knuckles, who is this guy?" he asked.

Knuckles looked up at the hedgehog.

"Oh that's Silver. He's a foreign exchange student." Knuckles said.

"Where's he from?" Rouge asked.

"Hell, I don't know." Knuckles answered.

Silver took a seat and looked at Rouge. "Nice to meet you. I'm Silver."

"Rouge." She said back. "Your foreign right?"

"Yes I am."

"Then why don't you have an accent like most foreigners?" Rouge asked.

"Oh I do. I'm just good at covering up accents or creating them." Silver said.

"How do you really talk?" Rouge asked.

"You don't wanna know." Silver looked at her and narrow her eyes. "So, you doing anything later?"

"Whoa whoa, Silver!" Knuckles stopped him from going on. "Rule number one about living in America. Never hit on someone else's girlfriend unless you want to get your ass kicked."

"Sorry. In my country it's basically a free for all." Silver said. "I just never got any action because my head looks like what you people would call, a pot leaf."

All five of them looked at Silver's head and saw that he was right. The five quills on his head looked like a giant pot leaf.

"That's awesome!" Knuckles shouted.

Silver smiled. "Really?"

"Welcome to America Silver. And there's another thing we Americans do together in a place we call, the circle. We'll show you later." Shad said.

"I have to go to the bathroom." She stood up and looked down at Amy who was eating some nachos. "Amy!"

Amy groaned, got up, and followed the bat to the bathroom. Then Silver stood up.

"I too must use the restroom." Silver looked at his blue friend. "Sonic?"

Sonic looked back at him with a very concerned look.

"Um, it doesn't work like that with guys." Sonic said.

Silver walked off and Sonic took a seat next to Shad.

"So Knuckles," Shad started. "how much longer are we going to have to face the whole Rouge experience?"

"Not much longer. I'm breaking up with her." Knuckles said.

"Never gonna happen." Shad said.

"I am."

"You won't."

"I am."

"You won't."

"I AM."

"You WON'T."

"Why not?"

"Because you're addicted to her like we are to the stash." Shad answered. "Unfortunately Rouge isn't the stash though."

"No. I'm serious here. I'm breaking up with here." Knuckles said "She's cutting into my free time."

Sonic and Shad both knew what would really happen. But they decided to not say anything for their enjoyment. The next day rolled around and it was the day of the concert. It was early in the morning and Shad, Knuckles, and Silver were all in the basement with smoke everywhere. This was the circle.

"So is Jules still thinking about giving you the Cruiser?" Shad asked in a much deeper voice than usual.

Knuckles laughed a bit. "Even if we do get it, we're gonna need some serious gas money. Cause, the Cruiser's a boat." He laughed again.

Sonic looked at his laughing echidna friend. "I know it's a boat. *SIGH* Man this whole gas shortage blows."

Silver was eating away at a bag of potato chips. "Who's getting a boat?"

Shad snarled. "There is no gas shortage man. It's all fake. The oil companies control everything and said we were short to make a profit. Like this guy who invented this car, and it runs on water, man. It's a got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water."

Silver listened to every word Shad said. "So it IS a boat."

"No." Shad corrected. "No it's a car." He stared at him very strangely. "Only you put water in the gas tank instead of gas." He was trying his best not to laugh. "And it runs on water man!"

Knuckles was cracking up. But he stopped for long enough to talk. "I've never heard of this car." He turned to Sonic. "Hey. Rouge is good for gas money."

Sonic just smiled. "You are such a whore."

Silver was starting to get the hang of it. "When does the boat get here, whore?"

All four of them began to laugh hard. Shad nearly fell back in his chair.

"Sonic!" That was Jules.

"Yeah Dad!" Sonic called.

"I need to talk to you."

Sonic went upstairs and his parents were waiting for him in the kitchen. Sonic sat in a chair while his father started talking.

"Sonic, here's the thing." Jules said. "Since I've been cut back to part time at the plant, and since the hospital your mom works at is so close, I can take the Toyota to work and your mom can take the bus."

Sonic was closing and opening his eyes all throughout Jules' speech. The wall behind them was moving around so it was hard to concentrate.

"No. Honey please. I'd rather walk. Whenever I ride the bus in my nurse outfit, everyone tells me they have a hernia." Bernie said.

"Well then I'll drop you off on my way to the plant." Jules suggested.

"No I don't want to be any trouble."

"Then Sonic can drive you."

"Jules, Sonic is a teenager he doesn't want to be seen driving his mother."

"Well if he doesn't have the decency to drop his mother off at work then I'll be damned if he's getting a car."

Those words are the ones that caught Sonic's attention.

"Ho. Hold on." He said. "Am I getting the car?"

"I didn't say that." Jules said. "Things don't just fall into your lap, Sonic. Not in this life."

Bernie walked in. "A car is a responsibility."

Jules came back. "You'll need insurance. That costs a boatload these days."

"A car is a privilege."

"Oil changes, changing tires, fluids, gas, that's your job now."

"A car is not a bedroom on wheels."

"Always yield. Always!"

"Sonia's friend got pregnant in a car. Don't let that happen."

"If I find on single beer can in that car, you're through, speedy!"

"And no donuts, either."

Jules looked at his wife strangely for that last comment.

"Ants." She said.

"So…do I get the car?" Sonic asked.

Jules took the keys out of his pocket and then he tossed them to Sonic. Sonic watched the keys come to him. His first enchilada of freedom was about to land in his hand in the form of a couple of keys. He caught them and held them tight like they were his child.

"Bitchin!"

"Sonic, not in front of your mother." Jules said.

"Sorry, Dad. Sir." Sonic said.

"Yeah…well…clean the attic." Jules walked off and Sonic headed down to the basement to show his friends the keys.

Me: And this is where we go to commercial. I hope everyone's enjoying this. I'll be back with part three soon. Until then, peace bitches.