Me: Hey bitches! Part three of episode one is finally done!

Amy: So is that how it's gonna work, AK?

Me: Yes. Each episode will be split into three separate parts.

Sonic: So what episode are you gonna do next?

Me: I don't know. I have some in mind, but let's ask the readers.

Readers, this AK! Hear me! I require your assistance. I need you to help me decide which episode to do next. The choices are between these five and you can only pick one.

The Keg, Stolen Car, Water Tower, Grandma's Dead, or Hyde Moves In.

Those five episodes are all in season one and I need to know which one I should do next. It's up to you.

Vector: Hey! How come I'm not in this one!

Me: Because Knuckles is already Kelso now beat it! I don't own Sonic the hedgehog or That 70's Show. So please enjoy chapter three.

That 70's Hedgehog

Chapter 3

(Season 1 – Episode 1 – That 70's Pilot) Part 3

(Sonic's Driveway; 6:30 PM)

The sun was setting over the suburbs of station square. And the Todd Rundgren concert started in an hour. Amy and Knuckles were standing beside the car while Sonic checked the car's tire pressure. When he finished all four tires, he was satisfied with the results and got into the driver's seat of his car. HIS car. He was so psyched that the Vista Cruiser was now his own. Knuckles opened the passenger side door and Amy walked up.

"Thanks, Knuckles." She said as she leaned down to get in.

Knuckles stopped her. "Hold it, pinky. I'm riding shotgun."

Amy stood back up. "I think NOT."

"I think SO." Knuckles retorted.

"Well its Sonic's car. Let's let him decide." Amy said.

The two of them leaned down and looked over at Sonic.

"Sonic?" Knuckles said.

Sonic thought and said,

"Knuckles."

Knuckles grinned and began to get it, but then Sonic finished his sentence.

"…get in the back."

The echidna fell over and got back up to see a smiling Amy move passed him and into the shotgun seat. Knuckles got up and got into the back seat just as Jules came out.

"Taking her out for a cruise?" he asked.

"Yes sir." Sonic replied.

"Have a nice time." Jules walked over and leaned down so he was in the window. "Oh and one more thing. This car is pretty old so no trips out of town. Ever."

Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles nearly fainted upon hearing those words. This concert was over in Westopolis. And that was nearly a forty five minute drive.

"Have fun." Jules got up and went back inside.

That left the three teens in the car now wondering what to do.

"Well I guess we're not going." Sonic said.

Amy and Knuckles looked at each other even more confused.

"Sonic, do you want to go?" Amy asked.

Sonic looked at her. "You heard what my dad said, Ames."

"It's YOUR car now. So do you want to go?"

"But Jules is God." Sonic replied.

Knuckles poked his head into view from the back seat.

"Look, I honestly think that God wants us to rock our faces off in Westopolis tonight." He said.

Hoping to help the situation, Amy leaned in closer to Sonic and put her hand on his shoulder.

"Sonic, you are now a seventeen year old hedgehog. It's your decision, and we'll go by whatever it is." She said.

That really got Sonic to go into thinking mode. He was behind the wheel of his own car with the gas pedal just itching to be used on the highway to Westopolis tonight. So it was either stay home and do nothing or do like Knuckles said and rock their faces off. Amy was right. It was HIS choice.

"You're right, Amy. It's MY choice." He said. "And my choice is…we're going to Westopolis."

Knuckles threw his hands up in happiness and Sonic started the engine. Inside the house, Bernie and Jules heard the engine noise and listened as the sound of it faded away as Sonic pulled it out into the street and drove away.

"I guess the kids are off." Bernadette said. "I wonder where they're going."

Jules was reading a sports magazine. "Out of town." He replied.

Bernie didn't seem the least bit surprise or angered. "You sure?"

"Yep. I told them not to." Jules answered.

The two of them were still sitting on the couch perfectly calm.

"I guess they're gonna be gone for a while." Bernie said.

"Yeah." Jules agreed.

Ten seconds. It took ten seconds until Jules dropped his magazine on the table and got up. "Let's go."

Bernie was right behind him as she and her husband ran upstairs to the bedroom.

Meanwhile, Sonic had picked up Shad, Rouge, and Silver. The car sat six, so they all fit into the car perfectly. So far the road trip to Westopolis was going well. That is, until the car stopped for unknown reasons in the middle of the highway. Sonic, Knuckles, and Shad had to get out and push the car to a nearby auto shop. They stood by the car as a green hawk walked out and started to fix it. We all know the green hawk as Jet.

"I'm telling you man. We're out of gas." Knuckles sounded like he was scared.

"Would you shut up?" Sonic said annoyed. "It's not the gas. I filled it up before we left."

"It's the battery." Jet said. "It's six years old and shot to hell."

Rouge was still in the car and she got out. "I know what. I'll just find a phone and call my dad."

"Knuckles, tell her." Sonic said.

Knuckles stared at his girlfriend. "Sonic's not allowed to take the car out of town."

"So what? I'm not calling his dad." Rouge said.

"Rouge." Shad stepped in. "Parents always talk to each other about how their kids screw up."

She had never heard anything like that before.

"Why would they do that?" she asked.

"It's not their fault. They just can't help it." Sonic said. "Imagine there's a party and all of our parents are there."

(FANTASY)

In Sonic's house, all of the group's parents were there. All except for Silver because he's foreign. A white male bat went up to Jules who was behind the bar counter. The group voiced them in the fantasy.

"Hi Jules! Isn't it great that all of our kids are such good friends?" Sonic imitated Rouge's dad.

Harv walked up and Knuckles imitated his voice. "Yes, Rouge's dad. They're quite the gang of young people. AHAHAHA!"

"Bernie I love what you've done with the kitchen." Shad mocked Delores' voice.

Knuckles took over Bernie's voice in the imaginative party. "I know. Aqua and Yellow. Blah blah blah. Yak yak yak."

"Speaking of kids," Rouge's dad started. "wasn't it lucky when Triple A pulled Sonic's butt out of the fire when he took the car to Westopolis without your permission?"

Sonic also did the voice of his father, Jules. "What? Why that twisted little monkey! I'm grounding him for ten years. AHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Kids. What are you gonna do?" Rouge's dad asked.

"I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice!" Jules said.

Then all the parents started laughing. And Delores was over at the radio. "Hey everybody! Let's hustle!"

All of them began to chant a song and the parents danced to it.

(END FANTASY)

The kids were chanting the same thing and dancing to it as well. But then Rouge stopped them all.

"Guys. We're in the middle of nowhere. I gotta go to the bathroom." She began to walk off but then she turned around. "Amy?"

Amy rolled her eyes and walked off with the bat. Jet stood with the group.

"So where you guys headed?" the green hawk asked.

"Rundgren concert." Shad answered.

Jet nodded. "So you guys need a battery? Cause I have plenty of them."

"Are they cheap? Or possibly free?" Sonic asked.

"Thirty five bucks. Minimum." Jet answered.

"How about this?" Knuckles tried to improvise. "We'll give you our battery plus five bucks for a new battery."

"Really tempting." Jet mocked. "How about this? One battery...for two concert tickets."

"No. We can't give up two tickets." Knuckles said.

Jet shrugged and walked off. Sonic went up to Knuckles.

"It's either we give up two or none of us go." He said.

"So who's out?" Knuckles asked.

"Well there's always Rouge?" Shad said.

"Well of course. Rouge is gone! But who else?" Knuckles asked.

"Oh I don't know…Rouge's date?" Sonic said.

Knuckles was offended and mad. "Come on! You guys know I'm breaking up with her."

"I don't care man!" Sonic shouted. "I had to listen to her talk for a good hour!"

"A really long hour." Silver added.

Knuckles knew there wasn't any way out of it. He handed over his and Rouge's ticket over to Sonic.

"God hates me." He said.

Sonic took the tickets and went off to find Jet. Shad went with him and Silver stayed with Knuckles.

"How can you say God hates you?" The grey hedgehog asked. "At least you have a women's love. Be happy. Whore."

Jet came back with a fresh battery for the car accepting the deal. After he installed it, they all hopped in the car. But when they found out who Jet was bringing with him, Knuckles and Rouge had to get in the truck area of the car. Jet was bringing with him his very big albatross friend, Storm. Knuckles didn't tell Rouge what was going on until they had got there. Needless to say, she wasn't thrilled. But she lightened up when Knuckles pitched the idea of fooling around. Which they did. But they didn't go all the way. They just made out. In that time, Knuckles forgot to one thing. Break up with her. But he didn't care.

Inside the concert, everyone was having a blast. Sonic, Amy, Shad, Silver, Jet, and Storm all had Zippo lighters out and they were holding them above their heads waving them back and forth to the rhythm. Silver had just noticed something.

"Guys. Jet's date is a dude." He said.

"I'm okay with that." Amy said not caring.

Sonic smiled. "It is so cool that you're okay with it."

Jet stood up. "I have to go to the bathroom." He looked back. "Storm?"

Storm rolled his eyes and walked off with the green hawk. Silver just stared at Sonic not understanding what just happened.

"I'll explain later." Sonic said.

After the concert ended, Sonic drove everyone home. It was a really great night for him. He got a car, he got to go see a kickass concert, and he didn't have to listen to Rouge complain during said concert. What a great night. When Sonic got home, he and Amy sat on the hood of the car looking at the stars.

"Wow. What a great night." Sonic said. "It's amazing what kind of door a small act of civil disobedience can open up."

"It is pretty awesome." Amy said. "It felt good."

Sonic looked at the girl. She was his neighbor forever and she had always been crushing on him. She openly showed it. But tonight, there was glomping or love dovey stuff. It was just hanging out with friends.

"You know, I never would have gone tonight if you hadn't convinced me to do it." Sonic said. "Thanks."

Amy looked at him. "No need to thank me, Sonic. I didn't do anything." She sat up. "I think I'm gonna call it a day."

The two hedgehogs said good night to each other and Sonic moved over so he was where Amy was. Amy walked back and looked down on him.

"By the way, thanks for the ride." Amy leaned down and gave Sonic a small kiss on his lips.

When Amy pulled back, Sonic sat up and looked at her. The kiss felt good, but he wasn't ready for it.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"I just wanted to know what it was like." Amy said.

"What was it like for you?" Sonic asked.

"You were there." Amy replied.

"But if I had known it was coming I would have actually done something with my lips." Sonic said.

"Well then we'll try that next time."Amy walked to her house.

"Wait. Next time? When will that be?" Sonic called.

Amy giggled. She knew that kiss would make Sonic react in a way like that. "Good night."

Sonic rested his head back on the windshield.

"Yeah. Like I'm gonna get any sleep after that."

He kept stargazing by himself for at least twenty more minutes. Then, Sonic the Hedgehog saw the light in Amy's window turn off in her house. Smiling, he got off of his car and went inside to get some sleep.

Me: And so ends the first episode of the show!

Silver: Aren't there usually scenes that roll with the credits?

Me: There are, but the pilot didn't really have a good one. Next Episode will though.

Amy: Which episode will it be?

Me: Like I said, that's for the readers to decide. For those of you who care, the list is up at the top. Take your pick and let me know through a review. Until chapter four, peace bitches.