Me: Hey bitches! I've got episode 2 chosen and part one of it up.
Sonic: Way past cool! Which episode is it?
Me: You'll see.
Amy: Is it one where me and Sonic kiss? Is it? Is it?
Me: Calm down, Amy. And no one else is here right now so let's get straight to it. I don't own That 70's Show or Sonic the Hedgehog. Enjoy and review!
That 70's Hedgehog
Chapter 4
Season 1-Episode 21-The Water Tower-Part 1
(Station Square Water Tower; 10:46 PM)
It was pitch black outside and the group of six friends, Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Shad, Rouge, and Silver had brought enough lanterns and flashlights up to the water tower for light. They also had paintbrushes and a couple cans of green paint with them. The two girls sat down underneath the railing and looked out into the view. The four guys got to work painting something on the water tower. Silver was merely asked to stand still and pose for them as they kept on looking back at him for a reference. An hour had gone by and the guys were finishing up and the girls were still sitting down.
"Wow. From here, the lights of Station Square looks like Paris." Rouge said.
Amy looked at her friend strangely. "You think THAT looks like Paris? No wonder you think Knuckles could be a model."
Knuckles stopped painting and looked down at Amy.
"Oh I could totally be a model. No one can resist the charm that is, Rad Red." Knuckles flexed and Amy just giggled.
"Would you just shut up and paint?" Shad demanded.
"It's done!" Knuckles called.
The girls stood up and looked up to the tower. Sonic looked proudly upon their work with a paintbrush in his hand.
"My friends, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower." The blue hedgehog said.
And yes. The guys had painted upon the water tower, a large green pot leaf with five leaves and a stem. They were using Silver's quills as a reference. All six of them stared upon the giant leaf with great admiration.
"This is the proudest moment of my life." Silver said.
Shad had some other thoughts on it.
"It doesn't look like a pot leaf." He said.
"What?" Knuckles turned around to have another look.
"It looks like a giant green hand giving the finger." Shad said.
Knuckles looked at his oldest friend.
"It doesn't have to be perfect, Shad. It's art." Knuckles said.
"Well, make it better." Shad demanded.
"Fine!"
Knuckles stood up on the railing and held up his brush on the outermost leaf on the right.
"Yeah. Make it wider." Shad said.
Knuckles reached out further and further and further until he accidentally fell off the railing of the water tower and started to fall down to the ground while breaking a few branches off the trees on the way down.
"Oh no! Knuckles!" Rouge cried.
After a thud was heard, Knuckles moaned and Shad looked down.
"Hey Knuckles!" He called.
"Yeah?" the echidna moaned.
"How's it look from down there?" Shad called.
They waited for a few seconds until Knuckles came back with his response.
"It looks like it's giving me the finger."
Shad nodded in agreement and then they all climbed down the tower to retrieve their friend. Knuckles had only hurt his arm and Sonic drove the Vista Cruiser home to his house.
"Alright. Guys, this is stupid. Knuckles needs to go to the hospital." Rouge said as she and everyone else walked into Sonic's living room.
"No way, Rouge. If I go to the hospital, my dad will find out and aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" The pain shot up in his arm before he could finish.
"Look, my mom's a nurse. I'll go and wake her up." Sonic said.
"Just don't wake up, Jules or he'll kill us all." Shad added.
"Gee. Ya think?" Sonic headed upstairs to his parents room.
Sonic walked through the hallway and found the door to his parent's room. What he had failed to notice thought was the few lit scented candles on the table next to the door. The blue hedgehog turned the knob and opened the door, but when he saw what was going on,
"OH JULES!"
"OH BERNADETTE!"
Sonic threw up in his mouth a bit. His parents were getting busy and he had just seen it up close like ring side seats to a wrestling match. Sonic froze up for a good ten seconds. Even though he wanted to just run away screaming bloody murder, he couldn't. But eventually, he closed the door and slowly walked away and downstairs.
"Ok let's go." He said as he walked over to the couch. "Everybody get into the car and let's…go now."
Knuckles looked up at Sonic.
"Where's your mom?" he asked.
Sonic grabbed Knuckles' shoulder and put his finger up to his face.
"SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!"
Hangin out
Down the street
The same old thing
We did last week
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
We're all alright
We're all alright
Hello Station Square!
Me: I know some people wanted me to do Hyde Moves In. But I promise, that episode is up next after this one. I'll be back with chapter five soon. Until then, peace bitches.