Ten Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own the multi-million dollar franchise known as the Twilight Saga.
First: My favorite vampire in the world, Eddie!
Author's note: My first fan fiction, "Dawn" is going to have another chapter, as soon as I think of a plot for the story… Help?
1. Lock him in a room with Team Jacob diehard fans. With a signed Jacob poster. And have them thinking about Jacob. Popcorn is fattening, so bring the new Fruit and Maple Oatmeal from McDonalds.
2. Tell him Bella left him for Aero. And that he's going to change her tomorrow. Videotape it. Then send it to briannababe9988 so she can watch her torturous fun!
3. Think of the way Bella's face was when he left her whenever he's within a mile and a half radius of you.
4. Set him up with Jane on a day when she's really upset.
5. Ask him to let you give him a makeover before said date, who claims to think is with Bella. Make him up like Dracula, complete with fangs and black/red cape. When he complains, start bawling and scream, "I just thought that's what you liked!".
6. Ask Edward to carve the Thanksgiving turkey. Use the knife to murder Angela. The knife has Edward's fingerprints on it, so Charlie gets to lock Edward up! MWAHAHAHA!
7. Set him up with Jessica.
8. Pay Bella to call him her little "vampy- pooh" .
9. Dye all his clothes pink, then say Bella thinks manly men wear pink.
10. Pay Jasper to make him feel hatred toward Bella every time the last digit on the clock is 2,4,6, or 8.