Ciel's an Akuma! Parody

WARNING!

IF YOU CANNOT TAKE A JOKE, LOVE KUROSHITSUJI SO MUCH UNTIL YOU CANNOT TAKE HUMOR INTO OPTION, PLEASE EXIT IMMEDIATELY.

THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS EXTREMELY NOT-LIKE-KUROSHITSUJI, AND WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOUR IMAGE OF KUROSHITSUJI FOREVER (WELL...JUST A LITTLE BIT).

BUT IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FUNNY & FIRST ONESHOT OF MINE(:

*Ciel's is turned into an Akuma*

Ciel turned to face Sebastian.

"Did you try to KILL ME?"

Sebastian facepalmed. He should have killed him earlier. Now he had to serve this priss forever.

Sebastian looked up and forced himself to smile. "I didn't, my Lord, all I wanted to do was to save you from the curse of eternity."

Ciel snapped four times, from top to bottom, from left to right.

"Oh no you didn't, you tried to kill me and now you're covering up for it! Don't you dare lie to me, Sebastian, I've got an eternity to pursue this."

Ciel shaked his head.

Oh, it's on, Sebby.

Sebastian groaned. "Please stop having a bitch fit."

Ciel, shocked, hissed, "I thought we had something in common. How dare you?"

Sebastian had enough.

All these years of dirtying his hands, serving tea and cleaning the Phantomhive house, this was what he got?

A brat to annoy the shit out of him forever? What about the soul? What the hell did he do wrong?

He didn't even flirt with Meyrin, he even fucking made sure all Ciel's clothes were dry-cleaned, and this was his reward? For being the best butler in the world?

Well, this is shitty.

Sebastian grabbed Ciel by the collar and threatened, "Look, kid, I never had any feelings or whatever you thought we had."

"I only resembled your father to get your bloody trust, and now that you're immortal, and I can't get anything out of this, I'm gonna make sure I torture the shit out of you for the previous years."

Ciel's eyes widened. "You wouldn't-"

Sebastian smirked. It was the kind of smirk that made people regret things.

"NO-SEBASTIAN I ORDER YOU" Ciel shrieked.
"I QUIT, YOU NINNY, BUT OH WAIT, I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW! ASSHOLE!" Sebastian yelled.
Ciel glared and Sebastian, "Sebby, I'm sorry, but ARE YOU FRIGGING SERIOUS?"

Sebastian pointed the middle finger. "I can do whatever I want, because my contract with you is OVER!"

Just like that, Sebastian vanished with a snap of his fingers.

Ciel was stunned. "Wha-what...? How can this-no...NO!" He cried as he saw a poof from a distance away... Become a long, red-haired...shinigami.

"Oooh, Ciel!" Grelle ran towards Ciel, gushing.

He grabbed Ciel's head and bashed his cheek onto it.

"Now that you can't die, you're even more attractive now! I RUV YOUU-"

Drelle made kissy noises and pouted his mouth.

"SEBASTIANNNNN!"

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