AN: This is a crack!fic. I'm making the worst possible fic there is out there and I'm making it now. I feel like silliness is approaching my brain and it must come out! OUT, PLOTBUNNY WHO IS SPAWN OF THE SILLYDEVIL, OOOOUUUUT!
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"That's not right," Tony stood in the doorway, his entire apartment had been turned into a giant cotton candy. Suddenly, he saw Gibbs in his pink trunks with red hearts dotting all over it swim by, using backstrokes as he made his way through the sugary fluff.
"Join me, Tony," Gibbs said and Tony wasted no time stripping down to his Domokun boxers before jumping into the fluff, the door automaticly closing behind him. Together, they swam to the television playing a movie starring Abby as a farmer and McGee as her trusty stableboy. "Sugar. Weeeeeeeee," Gibbs said and began munching on the cotton candy.
"Enough of this!" Tony said. Then he grabbed the remote and turned the tv off. "Sex, you, now."
"You sex now?" Gibbs looked innocent before jumping up to stand tall. "I'm taller than you."
"No," Tony answered and stood as well. In fact Tony WAS taller than Gibbs and Gibbs began to pout.
"NO FAIR!" Gibbs hollered, tears spraying from his eyes as he ran screaming like a girl towards the bathroom, stamping down the sugary goodness covering the apartment. Tony crossed his arms and smirked.
"That's my girl," he sighed and shook his head.
"MEANIE!" Gibbs yelled from the bathroom. Tony followed with a sigh, why did Gibbs have to be such a girl all the time? Hell, Gibbs had broken a nail at work yesterday, it ended up with three ambulances on location, a coffee - IV and a nice lollipop when his hand had been properly bandaged. McGee was always so angry, and Abby was always so damn serious. Ducky was jumping around, listening to his iPod and rocking out to My Chemical Romance at full volume while randomly throwing scalpels at poor raccoon-Palmer. Speaking of Raccoon-Palmer, the man had left to become the arch nemesis of NCIS, and had been replaced with a raccoon by Morrow who was now a toddler because of some supersecret thingy somewhere in the...thing. "I'M NEVER COMING OUT!" Gibbs yelled.
"Enough of this!" Tony boomed. "Get out here and lick this cotton candy off my feet! I'm getting pruny!" Tony commanded and Gibbs opened the door to show off the tears running down his face, overflowing said face with mascara. Kneeling down in the fluffy goodness he began licking Tony's toes. "Iiiiiiiih that tickles!" Tony giggled like a girl.
"WOOF WOOF I'M A PINK POODLE!" Gibbs put cotton candy on his head and began running on all fours. Then sex happened.
The end.
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AN: Soooo...worst fic ever? OR, could it possibly be the worst fic ever? I personally think it's the worst fic EVER!