"Take it back."
He looked at him. "No."
"Yes, take it back!"
"Sheldon, shut up!" Leonard spat.
"I will not."
"Yes, take it back. Don't ever say space travel is possible through the ridiculous contraption that is a star-gate." He said the last word like it was infested with flees.
"It might be, if you consider the right physics and-"
"No, no, no, no," Sheldon repeated, holding his hands pressed over his ears, rocking back and forth.
"Excuse me," said a very large man. "Did you just mention a stargate? Do you know where me and my friends can locate one?"
Leonard looked up at the huge man, jaw dropping as he did. "Oh, my, god."
"You're," Sheldon stuttered, poking the man on the arm. "You're not real. Are you getting paid to do this? Leonard, did you pay him to do this? You didn't need to go all out on trying to prove your point!" Sheldon spat. Then he turned to look up at the huge man. "What's your name?"
"Ronon," he said, his brow furrowing. "Why? What have you heard? Do you know where I can find a stargate or not?"
That's when Leonard pointed over Sheldon's shoulder. Penny was staring herself blind at a group of soldiers, sitting at a table a few tables away. They looked just like-
"I am never going to the Cheesecake factory again, this is a big play," Sheldon said, crossing his arms.
"So, that's a no then?" Ronon said. "Sheppard, they don't know," she said as he returned to the table. The man who responded to the name shrugged and told the other man to eat his cheesecake.
Penny stumbled over a feew minutes later and looked at Sheldon and then at Leonard. "They look just like-"
"I know." Leonard looked at the group in awe.
"But they're not acting!"
"I know."
"So- what?" She ogled him until he looked up at her. "Are they for real or role-playing?"
Leonard shrugged and stared at John Sheppard, Ronon Dex, Tayla Amagan and Dr Rodney McKay as well as Sam- and here his eyes locked. "She's even more beautiful in reality," he said softly.
"Stargate travel is impossible!" Sheldon spat, glaring at his cheesecake.