Adam: I'm a bigger Eclare Fan!
Alli: No! I am!
Adam: I came up with Eclare!
Alli: So, I was the one who told Clare that she should just face it, and that she was hopelessly in love with Eli!
Adam: If it wasn't for me, Eli and Clare wouldn't be together!
Alli: That's not true!
Adam: Yes it is.
Alli: Fine. Prove it.
Adam: Remember when Eli was ignoring Clare?
Alli: Yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with it.
Adam: I was the one who told Clare where Eli lives so they could work things out!
Alli: Yeah, but I was involved with getting her and him together too.
Adam: No you weren't!
Alli: Yes I was!
Adam: Nuh uh!
Alli: Uh huh!
Adam: How?
Alli: I was the one who threw Clare's glasses in the street!
Adam: So you're proud of throwing Clare's glasses in the street?
Alli: You don't know?
Adam: Know what?
Alli: That's how Eli and Clare met. He ran her glasses over with Morty and told her she had pretty eyes. Some Eclare fan you are! Ha I win!
Adam: No you don't!
Alli: I think I do!
Adam: No! So what if you were there when they first met.
Alli: Its how the lovebirds met it's kind of important!
Adam: No!
Alli: Yes!
Adam: I was there for more important things in their relationship!
Alli: Oh, really! Like what?
Adam: I was there for there first kiss!
Alli: So?
Adam: So, it's a huge step in their relationship, as soon as Eli jumped his tongue down her throat you knew it was true love.
Alli: First off, GROSS! Second of all anyway could see that it was videotaped for god sake!
Adam: We totally have to play that at their wedding!
Alli: OMG! That's totally a great idea!
Adam: Anyway, I had to watch them make out for a 'school project'! I think I win!
Alli: No you don't, I win!
Adam: No, I win!
Alli: Hey, isn't that Eli and Clare over there?
Adam: Yeah, I think it is.
Alli: There coming over here!
Adam: Let's ask them which one of us helped more with getting them together!
Alli: Great idea!
Clare and Eli: Hey Adam, Alli.
Adam and Alli: Hey.
Adam: We have a question for you.
Clare: Sure, what's up?
Alli: Who helped the most with getting you guys together? I think I did, but Adam says he did.
Eli and Clare stared laughing.
Alli: What's so funny?
Eli: You're both wrong.
Adam: Huh?
Clare: Ms. Dawes did.
Alli: I. Don't. Follow.
Clare: Who set us up as English partners?
Adam: Ms. Dawes.
Eli: And who handed me Romeo and Juliet as the play we would modernize for that project?
Alli: Ms. Dawes?
Eli: Wow, for a gifted student you sure catch on slow.
Clare: Eli, be nice.
Eli: Nah, I'm good.
Clare: Sorry Alli, I tried. Bye guys.
Adam and Alli: Bye.