I do not own 'Harry Potter' or anything related.
Commentator: Hello, everyone! We're back! Though sadly not with the latest Harry Potter Abridged book. Rather we're here to tell you all that we're having a Christmas Party Special on our Naruto division, and all the Harry Potter characters that have so far appeared in our series are invited! Why couldn't have we posted this as a separate fic rather than disrupt the flow of this one? Well it was the best way for all of our readers to find out about it.
Lawyer: Young- whatever you are-, I have issues with this chapter!
Commentator: Oh not you again! Let me guess, you don't like it how this fic chapter doesn't have anything from Harry Potter, is that it?
Lawyer: Well you can't have fanfiction without something the fans of the pop culture know of!
Commentator: Fine, then! We have Harry Potter here! Harry, say hello to the nice Lawyer!
Harry: Er, hel-
Lawyer: Good enough for me, I'll leave you alone.
(Poof!)
Commentator: I swear that guy is the Scrooge of Anonymius Productions. He's more Scroogy than me!
Professor: Now the title of the series is 'Naruto Abridged (With Commentary): The Zabuza Saga.
Commentator: Go there!